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Good one. Meanwhile sub ur Dstv and Gotv from home and contact us for any issues.

Demmtek:
There's fire on the mountain, I go dey house dey watch SpongeBob

Me too go dey watch Henry Danger

Let us all observe safety measures, please.

After chopping over 100 billion naira on covik-1-9.

Una well done ooo

Federal Government should be careful in relaxing the lockdown. We are currently reaching the epic of the virus. We don't want to see dead bodies in the streets of Nigeria.

Ok

Demmtek:
There's fire on the mountain, I go dey house dey watch SpongeBob

Me too, I just hope SpongeBob finally pass his driver test during this long lockdown

Capnd143:
While it may seem necessary, this could come with cataclysmic consequences

On the other hand, extending the lockdown could lead to mass hunger.

Take your pick of disaster....mass hunger, or mass sickness.

In this issue, there is no right answer.

Na so..... Now we are on our own.
In God we trust.

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drake49:
Wow!!! so corona Virus is not active Monday Wednesday and Friday

Bros this country na joke

Work don start be that



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Some lazy ones don't want to resume. Wear your face mask and get to work!!!

Ghana recorded 403 cases today and nigerian government still wants to resume....it seems government don't have Nigerians in their mind

What a relief. I pray things goes to normal

Ctorch:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-fg-orders-civil-servants-to-resume-monday/?fbclid=IwAR0JdBwtBTNZhoO31GP9is0qehFJZh5PUUsRGvAQk_vxuv_1ZreYpvDRebg

Donald3d:


Sometimes government talks like everybody has a private car.
Most civil servants make use of public buses.

So how should they protect themselves in the public buses, are you providing face masks for them ?
I understand the economy and the country needs to keep moving forward, but it has to be done the right way.

The government and NCDC keeps giving people advise on washing their hands, I doubt they have ever spoken about people boosting their immune systems(I may be wrong)...If they have at all, its not been done well enough.Boosting your immune system should be preached as frequently as they tell people to wash their hands . !!

They said from grade 14 and above. Those calibre of workers should have official cars attached to their offices

Caleb17:
Federal Government should be careful in relaxing the lockdown. We are currently reaching the epic of the virus. We don't want to see dead bodies in the streets of Nigeria.

it's really sad that government don't value Nigerians

Even countries with good medical facilities are still under lockdown. I perceive drastic increase in number of cases next week.

Good news

kikero:
On the other hand, extending the lockdown could lead to mass hunger.
Take your pick of disaster....mass hunger, or mass sickness.
In this issue, there is no right answer.

na who get life dey chop

fabuloz1:
They said from grade 14 and above. Those calibre of workers should have official cars attached to their offices

I hope so, for their safety.

E don happen I don tell am,
E don happen I don tell am

Donald3d:


Sometimes government talks like everybody has a private car.
Most civil servants make use of public buses.

So how should they protect themselves in the public buses, are you providing face masks for them ?
Fumigating the offices isn't enough !
I understand the economy and the country needs to keep moving forward, but it has to be done the right way.

The government and NCDC keeps giving people advise on washing their hands, I doubt they have ever spoken about people boosting their immune systems(I may be wrong)...If they have at all, its not been done well enough.Boosting your immune system should be preached as frequently as they tell people to wash their hands . !!

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...”Grade level 14 and above “

I believe they should be mobile.

drake49:
Wow!!! so corona Virus is not active Monday Wednesday and Friday

noziz:

He obeyed na, d foot dey inside

Finally they've seen it clearly.... Corona vs Hunger... And we picked Corona...

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[quote author= post=89035409]On a part-time basis.
That's okay.
Our world will gradually get back to what it used to be.
Corona, u try no be small!

We came across the below satire early this morning.
Twas worth our time to read....

The President's last speech was like,
to me, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself, But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, we shall choose to live.

[/quote]I doubt this dude is OK

Would our post office be reopening too

drake49:
Wow!!! so corona Virus is not active Monday Wednesday and Friday

What do you Nigerians want.

When lockdown happened, you people were crying 'Hunger is destroying us'

Now there is partial lifting , you people are now saying 'Government wants the thing to spread?'

Okay.

Just know that as bad as this government is, this covid19 is a whole new ballgame. We are learning as we go.

US, Spain and Italy are loosening up a bit too. And they still have an ongoing crisis, worse than ours.

Finally some good news

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