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Descortes:
You Always struggle to make normal comments of any public light leaving unintelligence and simpleton-esque posts in your wake on every thread.
You're an eyesore worse than a dog's vomit. Spare Nairalanders the displeasure of seeing your silly posts on every thread !

You Frustrated Mentally demented bomboclaat!

Digmygold:
Spare you the pain of seeing my truth laced posts you mean? The last time i checked you are the only Nairalander checking out my posts and mentioning me under your 500 different monikers. Jobless mofo.

You want to turn our youth gay and turn our women to victims of violence because you are being battered by Karma for engaging in these acts? You are mad and you need to be permanently tied down in a mental home asap.

Your ruined existence is yours alone. Face the repercussion of your deeds and do so alone. Fvcktard wrinkle.

First off, your brain cells have been frying, literally. Isn't that what the scalding, scorching heat of the slums and gutters which you abode has been doing to you and your household for years? It's what fate has in store for you - to rot and your corpse being scavenged by vultures.
You'd never be found engaging in intelligent discourses 'cause it's as alien to you as anacondas to the Arctic Circle. All shall trample on you the mentally deranged nairaland lunatic

Descortes:
First off, your brain cells have been frying, literally. Isn't that what the scalding, scorching heat of the slums and gutters which you abode has been doing to you and your household for years? It's what fate has in store for you - to rot and your corpse being scavenged by vultures.
You'd never be found engaging in intelligent discourses 'cause it's as alien to you as anacondas to the Arctic Circle. All shall trample on you the mentally deranged nairaland lunatic

Digmygold:
Now your incoherence is getting entertaining. If you could take a peep into where i livee you wont open yoir gutter mouth to spew your trash.

Ay comedian showed us his ambience and you wanted to die because you are a finished church rat.

I am very particular about you because you are full of vile and calculated, doctored campaingns of violence against women and children. You wont achieve your plans for our youth on this forum, wicked old snake.

Go LIVE on instagram fvcking ten faced old toad and display your dementia there. Stop hiding behind your cheap computer preaching hate.We await you there on instagram Ubunja poo brain.

You're the universe's most twisted joke. The only reason you still breathe is the devil's bid to spite the heavens and the Almighty's creation.

Your ancestors must have been survivors of the lunatics genocide . The resulting irradiating effect has left you and your unfortunate lineage mentally deformed
May your torso be served to pet piranhas!

Bring it on hogwash

Descortes:
You're the universe's most twisted joke. The only reason you still breathe is the devil's bid to spite the heavens and the Almighty's creation.

Your ancestors must have been survivors of a nuclear war. The resulting irradiating effect has left you and your unfortunate lineage mentally deformed
May your torso be served to pet piranhas!

Bring it on hogwash

Digmygold:
Redpiller lucifer snake mentioning Almighty. Lol. Thunder plus ogun fire you dead.

What? No lengthy responses? Your mounting assault has been halted by my superior lexical skills like WWII Nazis against the Allied forces?

You'd fare worse in a comparative I.Q test against a diseased tilapia fish!

Flee from the almighty's wrath of madness from your unproductiveness and sheer stupidity if you will but he'd exact judgement and put you and your miserable lineage in the mental hades where you belong and when he deems fit

Welcome to doomsville. Your on-Nairaland life just became hellish

Descortes:
What? No lengthy responses? Your mounting assault has been halted by my superior lexical skills like WWII Nazis against the Allied forces?

You'd fare worse in a comparative I.Q test against a diseased tilapia fish!

Flee from the almighty's wrath of madness from your unproductiveness and sheer stupidity if you will but he'd exact judgement and put you and your miserable lineage in the mental hades where you belong and when he deems fit

Welcome to doomsville. Your on-Nairaland life just became hellish

Digmygold:
When they are not lengthy its due to your supinferior lexical poo, when they are lengthy, i am pained.

You see this is a high reflection of how you lived your battered life. When you meet women and they are unbelievably sweet, you call them desperate gold digging hoes, when they are unreasonably nasty you call them feminists. You see no good in no human, because you are the apt definition of a no good broke ass. I am very certain that even amongst male acquaintances you are very much hated. You are definitely an individual laced with poo thoughts and totally without character. Wailing redpiller.

Thats why you are single at 60. Will remain single till you die and will never achieve anything in your wretched existence.

Your comebacks are as ineffective and drab as Eedris Abdulkareem's attempts at resurging his comatose claim to stardom.

You can't even lace my farm boots, I'd rather let u wallow continuously in your stupidity and return with explosive comebacks. You're a pig and i won't join you roll in the mud cos surely you'll beat me with experience.

Cursed by the womb from whence you emerged, earthling! Cursed be everything you associate with.That stated, you'd have to remain in your mental hades, your purgatory until I find you worthy of that redemption. Until then, remain cursed
Bring it on!

Descortes:
Your comebacks are as ineffective and drab as Eedris Abdulkareem's attempts at resurging his comatose claim to stardom.

You can't even lace my farm boots, I'd rather let u wallow continuously in your stupidity and return with explosive comebacks. You're a pig and i won't join you roll in the mud cos surely you'll beat me with experience.

Cursed by the womb from whence you emerged, earthling! Cursed be everything you associate with.That stated, you'd have to remain in your mental hades, your purgatory until I find you worthy of that redemption. Until then, remain cursed
Bring it on!

Digmygold:
Lol you are nothing but a retard joke. Devils dont hold the curse wand so when you see your curses reflecting in your already shattered existence come back on this faceless forum and wail in agony again. I will be waiting for you rabbies infested barking bingo.

devils don't hold the curse wand?, who cursed JOB in the bible?
Your irrational brain dementing posts further fuel the obvious untwistable fact that you are a vagabond who possess a phlegm filled skull. Nothing but a serving of sentimental cow dung!

May you be asphyxiated by a deranged health worker if you ever survive a crash fall escaping a violent mob's lynching!
Bring it on

Descortes:
devils don't hold the curse wand?, who cursed JOB in the bible?
Your irrationally brain dementing posts further fuel the obvious untwistable fact that you are a vagabond who possess a phlegm filled skull. Nothing but a serving of sentimental cow dung!

May you be asphyxiated by a deranged health worker if you ever survive a crash fall escaping a violent mob's lynching!
Bring it on

Digmygold:
Hahahaha @ "who cursed Job in the bible". You entertain me i swear.

So you admit you are the devil but you desire to hold the curse wand and steal it from saints? When are you ever going to stop stealing Ubunja? Did your hoe mother steal the womb she carried you in to deserve you? Muhehehehe.

Watch your curses reflect in your already permanently shattered existence. Thats the consequence of a devil who steals from saints. Dont stop barking. I am loving the entertainment from ypu bingo.

You obviously stated the fact that your momma was a mentally demented hoe (I bet the mad old man in my street fvcked her too ) should have died long ago from preventing you coming into this world which is far too great for your goat IQ brain replica, I bet you were supposed to be born by a goat and sluttered at your momma's burial but here you are, a mentally unstable and depleted hogwash roaming the streets of slums ready to rot and be chopped off earth by vultures
Bring it on

Descortes:
You obviously stated the fact that your momma was a mentally demented hoe (I bet the mad old man in my street fvcked her too ) should have died long ago from preventing you coming into this world which is far too great for your goat IQ brain replica, I bet you were supposed to be born by a goat and sputtered at your momma burial but here you are, a mentally unstable and depleted hogwash roaming the streets of slums ready to rot and be chopped off earth by vultures
Bring it on

Digmygold:
So with this trash your spewed from your gay didlo sucking mouth you have brought it on? With this watery poo you penned? Hahahaha!

A mad man lives on your street? Where the fvck do you reside broke redpiller?

You fvcked the wrong pvssy like your mother fvcked the wrong dick and conceived a mass of maggots. Suck on your poo stained didlo, hungry redpiller. Our marriages and homes remain intact. Go jump in that lagoon and die.

look at you, a Worthless mentally deranged and intellectually incapable offspring of a newt who can't even type an intelligent comment devoid of simpleton-esque shorthand words and banal construction of poorly punctuated sentences!
Did your wretched father know he has one less son and another daughter?

I bet you wear your mad hoeing mommy's pink underwear and sashay when taking a stroll in the slums where you belong.
I bet your dad attempted suicide the day you were born as he foresaw that he bore an unproductive mentally decapitated offspring as he was

Descortes:
look at you, a Worthless mentally deranged and intellectually incapable offspring of a newt who can't even type an intelligent comment devoid of simpleton-esque shorthand words and banal construction of poorly punctuated sentences!
Did your wretched father know he has one less son and another daughter?

I bet you wear your mad hoeing mommy's pink underwear and sashay when taking a stroll in the slums where you belong.
I bet your dad attempted suicide the day you were born as he foresaw that he bore an unproductive mentally decapitated offspring as he was

Digmygold:
Your apt description of your sons whom you abandoned for wide used pvssies belonging to your baby mama hags is very direct.

When last did you sit your enstranfged sons down to teach him how to live his life like you lived yours which ended a total mess but you come here on a faceless forum hiding your wrinkled face trying so hard but ailing to destroy other peoples kids. Karma will teach you what the hoe you call mama forgot to teach you. I swear. You never see anything.

like I said before, I am your god, your puppeteer; stringing your every reaction and predetermining your responses.
You're my control experiment to give further credence to the inferiority of dimwitted humanoids such as yourself to deranged orangutans. You shall pay attention to my mentions until you die of misery and wretchedness.

Your mum is your grandma and your 'uncle' doubles as your brother and dad. Cursed may you be bastard!

Descortes:
like I said before, I am your god, your puppeteer; stringing your every reaction and predetermining your responses.
You're my control experiment to give further credence to the inferiority of dimwitted humanoids such as yourself to deranged orangutans. You shall pay attention to my mentions until you die of misery and wretchedness.

Your mum is your grandma and your 'uncle' doubles as your brother and dad. Cursed may you be bastard!

Digmygold:
Am i your son who bleeps his sister after seeing his mamas broke boyfrien give it to his mama he used his sister as experiment level 2 when he was only 9 amd she enjoyed her big brothers gay stick so well

What the fvck did you just type? You ran of fiery retorts like a stranded, lone soldier disarmed of his bullets and guns?
we'd have to work on your banal use of words. They are a pale, dull gray against my sparkle of colours. Certainly nothing to jar anyone's interest but I'd be patient with you.
I'd be benevolent to you, comfort depraved and mentally deranged vagabond. Your ancestors seek your offspring redemption from idiocy. One mortal at a time.

Descortes:
like I said before, I am your god, your puppeteer; stringing your every reaction and predetermining your responses.
You're my control experiment to give further credence to the inferiority of dimwitted humanoids such as yourself to deranged orangutans. You shall pay attention to my mentions until you die of misery and wretchedness.

Your mum is your grandma and your 'uncle' doubles as your brother and dad. Cursed may you be bastard!

Descortes:

What the fvck did you just type? You ran of fiery retorts like a stranded, lone soldier disarmed of his bullets and guns?
we'd have to work on your banal use of words. They are a pale, dull gray against my sparkle of colours. Certainly nothing to jar anyone's interest but I'd be patient with you.
I'd be benevolent to you, comfort depraved and mentally deranged vagabond. Your ancestors seek your offspring redemption from idiocy. One mortal at a time.

Digmygold:
I lay on my wife's soft bosoms daily and we are having the entertainment of our lives yet you a wifeless poor churvh rag who has no home at 60 snd only gets quickies from cheap street hookers with 10 chldren from ten men, pays them for the bedevilled stinking service thinks i am comfort depraved? Hahahahahaha.

alas a mad man thinks he is normal and other people are the mad ones. You rest on the cursed bosom of your mentally demented woman in the sleaze of the gutters and assume you are comfortable, I blame you not
hahaha
All you do on nairaland is flee from partaking in an intelligent, rational discussion articulately, just like your father fled from the truth about how you were mistakenly born.

Descortes:
alas a mad man thinks he is normal and other people are the mad ones. You rest on the cursed bosom of your mentally demented woman in the sleaze of the gutters and assume you are comfortable, I blame you not
hahaha
All you do on nairaland is flee from partaking in an intelligent, rational discussion articulately, just like your father fled from the truth about how you were mistakenly born.

Digmygold:
You hide and gnash your teeth whenever you see happily married couples, dont you? Well i.love my baby, thats my baby, i will treat my baby right, hold my baby tight while you go and commit suicide hugging a transformer singular ancestor. Lolllllll.

Delusional wrinkled bitter ape with 500 monikers. I bet if you had to pay just 10 naira per moniker you won't have a single one snd only view as a guest because you are nothing but a church RAG used to wipe poo off the toilet floors.

Stay off trying to ruin peoples homes because you have none and never will. Wrinkled forever bachelor.

you were born with the incredible talent of intellectual incapability, mental instability and unproductivity and you shall bear offspring of same traits, it's a genetical feature in your worthless lineage
You will never be the MAN your mentally deranged mother was

Descortes:
alas a mad man thinks he is normal and other people are the mad ones. You rest on the cursed bosom of your mentally demented woman in the sleaze of the gutters and assume you are comfortable, I blame you not
hahaha
All you do on nairaland is flee from partaking in an intelligent, rational discussion articulately, just like your father fled from the truth about how you were mistakenly born.

Descortes:
you were born with the incredible talent of intellectual incapability, mental instability and unproductivity and you shall bear offspring of same traits, it's a genetical feature in your worthless lineage
You will never be the MAN your mentally deranged mother was

Digmygold:
Oh Bingo is back barking as usual already ..
Are you done sucking on your poo immersed didlo because i know thats all you eat daily since you are too poor and wrinkled to afford a wife under your roof to cook for you. Hahahahaha.

When you are done licking off all the poo on your didlo and finish drinking your urine as wash down beckon by barking, i will be waiting, Bingo.

This is your trial without a jury and there's only one lording over it - Me, your god
It's your place to make a case for yourself to seek reprieve but, still, you fall short of my grace.
That your mum was a street-famous shameless fat nag wasn't reason enough for your alcoholic dad to build his muscles throwing her from the staircase as a daily routine. This is my forte - mental spars.

Still, you swing on the adjoined strings I have you on. In a failed bid to prove yourself to this god, you switched to the less Lunatic form
Alas! In his wrath, he's shamed you and your mental nûdes have been revealed to the viewing public. Hence, you'd be a reference to those who dare to punch above their mortality by going against a god .
Brainless Hogwart of demented fugitives

Descortes:

This is your trial without a jury and there's only one lording over it - Me, your god
It's your place to make a case for yourself to seek reprieve but, still, you fall short of my grace.
That your mum was a street-famous shameless fat nag wasn't reason enough for your alcoholic dad to build his muscles throwing her from the staircase as a daily routine. This is my forte - mental spars.

Still, you swing on the adjoined strings I have you on. In a failed bid to prove yourself to this god, you switched to the less Lunatic form
Alas! In his wrath, he's shamed you and your mental nûdes have been revealed to the viewing public. Hence, you'd be a reference to those who dare to punch above their mortality by going against a god .
Brainless Hogwart of demented fugitives

Digmygold:
Have you been admitted in Yaba left? Has your hoe mother come to pick you up and back you on her cursed back to the mental instutution where your case will be untreatable?

You know one of the signs of a serious mental disorder is the delusion that you are a god and hallucinating on same? I understand that loneliness has turned you a lunatic but its your fault because you keep humping and dumping your destiny away. Now you are ruined and wailing in bitterness. Stay ruined and stop wailing.

I draw your mentions, I control your actions, I am your puppeteer
All I need do to stimulate your fickle single celled decayed neural membrane is to string the right words to pull your cord and you'd come charging at me like a deranged bull at a matador. "Ole!" Come, cow, charge at me. I want you enraged so I can enjoy the thrill of spearing your sides.

I see the end from the beginning. Your story is as predictable as a HollyWood horror movie - you both end the same way.

You Featherbrained scoundrel who doesn't possess half the intelligence of a calcified brained jellyfish.

Dimwitted, myopic irrational Cururu toad!

Descortes:
I draw your mentions, I control your actions, I am your puppeteer
All I need do to stimulate your fickle single celled decayed neural membrane is to string the right words to pull your cord and you'd come charging at me like a deranged bull at a matador. "Ole!" Come, cow, charge at me. I want you enraged so I can enjoy the thrill of spearing your sides.

I see the end from the beginning. Your story is as predictable as a HollyWood horror movie - you both end the same way.

You Featherbrained scoundrel who doesn't possess half the intelligence of a calcified brained jellyfish.

Dimwitted, myopic irrational Cururu toad!