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Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Nobody: 3:42pm On May 05, 2020
I swear the illiterate igbos keep disgracing igbo people in general. Don't you know how search engine work? Fuxk! You would make an slowpoke look sharp.

I'm disappointed in my fellow Southerners for swallowing this pieces of shit.

I used my voice on Google app and this what I saw. Nairaland!

Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Gideongreat(m): 3:45pm On May 05, 2020
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Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Karemarealty288(m): 3:47pm On May 05, 2020
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Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Area4Area: 3:51pm On May 05, 2020
Lawly:
yeah that ur useless yorubanza land you people cannot develop by urselves despite all the resources and money you stole from the south east and our brothers the South South. you re not even happy we developed it for you lazy people.
well it's our job to take back all what you thieves stole from us back to the South South and south east while still pursuing our Biafran agenda. Pepertually backward people.
oriopke?
Look at this one claiming SS, attaché by fire by force.

No shame still, soon they'll push you away to your fallow undeveloped land in the SE, continue waiting for your attachment to the SS.

Abandoned properties in PH after the civil war is still fresh.

Biafra that even your Kanu had forgotten about, continue dreaming.
Funny enough you're In the SW, don't wait till you're told to leave and you start quoting the constitution as a Nigerian
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by OFFICIAL336: 3:54pm On May 05, 2020
MinorityOpinion:
I swear the illiterate igbos keep disgracing igbo people in general. Don't you know how search engine work? Fuxk! You would make an slowpoke look sharp.

I'm disappointed in my fellow Southerners for swallowing this pieces of shit.

I used my voice on Google app and this what I saw. Nairaland!
Na you be the illiterate. Check Google knowledge panel and stop disgracing the zoo.
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Area4Area: 3:57pm On May 05, 2020
OFFICIAL336:
Na you be the illiterate. Check Google knowledge panel and stop disgracing the zoo.
We agree it's a zoo, what animal are you In the zoo?
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by DateMynd44(m): 4:01pm On May 05, 2020
manuelreports:
Kanu is indeed great, IPOB is indeed formidable look at how they are dominating google
shut up
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Nobody: 4:02pm On May 05, 2020
OFFICIAL336:
Na you be the illiterate. Check Google knowledge panel and stop disgracing the zoo.
Oh the Zoo angry what kind of animal are you in the zoo? Illiterate goat?
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Nobody: 4:05pm On May 05, 2020
Yeah, I just asked Google too.

Guess what? Your NL topic was top on Google list followed by same musing by some folks on other forums and then from Nnamdi Kanu's website.

Now you know it isn't really Google's idea.
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by manuelreports: 4:12pm On May 05, 2020
DateMynd44:
shut up
Shot down
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by OFFICIAL336: 4:20pm On May 05, 2020
Area4Area:
We agree it's a zoo, what animal are you In the zoo?
Sorry, I am a Biafran.
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Jibsy203(m): 4:20pm On May 05, 2020
Wow nice one, Nigeria is really a zoo
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by OFFICIAL336: 4:22pm On May 05, 2020
MinorityOpinion:
Oh the Zoo angry what kind of animal are you in the zoo? Illiterate goat?
Sifia pains for animals in the zooo

We are Biafrans
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by thenumberspeopl: 4:23pm On May 05, 2020
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Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by OFFICIAL336: 4:26pm On May 05, 2020
Kweensavvy:
Yeah, I just asked Google too.

Guess what? Your NL topic was top on Google list followed by same musing by some folks on other forums and then from Nnamdi Kanu's website.

Now you know it isn't really Google's idea.
Do you know what is called Google Knowledge panel?

Use desktop computer and you will understand better.

Nigeria is a zoo - Google
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by etrange: 4:27pm On May 05, 2020
dignity33:
Nigeria government need to sue Google. I can't believe this until I do it by my self and the answer is Nigeria. grin
It's not Google. It's Nigerians that defamed themselves. We go about calling our country "zoo" as if that helps in any way to make it better.
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Nobody: 4:28pm On May 05, 2020
OFFICIAL336:
Do you know what is called Google Knowledge panel?

Use desktop computer and you will understand better.

Nigeria is a zoo - Google
Lolzz funny tone.
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Ezmans: 4:56pm On May 05, 2020
mrvitalis:
If those investment would be the price to be free take them ...we would still grow pass that level in 10 years ...
Afonjas right now

Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by dazzlingd(m): 5:00pm On May 05, 2020
Gift52:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-C0scm9lyQ
And guess who was born in the zoo, whose father and mother comes from the zoo??
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Nobody: 5:01pm On May 05, 2020
OFFICIAL336:
Sifia pains for animals in the zooo

We are Biafrans
Biafra was buried the day ojukwu decided to contest for a post in the zoo. We're both citizen of the Zoo
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by nnenneigbo(f):
All the people harassing igbos are hilarious. UK is leaving the eu, yet, they’ll still trade, live and work in other areas.

Those saying igbos should leave the houses the built in the former capitals of the country are ridiculous and uneducated, surely.

Scotland might end up living the Uk, you’ll never see British people telling them to abandon their London properties, because those properties have been paid for lol.

Wanting to rule one’s self is a right. Why the bad blood, igbos are clearly never gonna be one true Nigerians, better to let them go peacefully and be nice neighbours like we are with Ghana for instance.

Are you lot keeping igbos as Nigerians, out of spite?

Be proud of Nigeria, let the igbos go, so you can have a United Nation.
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 5:24pm On May 05, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: I just hope you don't quote the nigerian constitution about fundamental human right when the time comes...

And what so hard. Nigeria is a zoo yet you keep investing in the north, west and south. Just go back to east na. And leave the zoo for the people that want to live in it. This is getting stale please.


Nigeria is a zoo Nigeria is a zoo. Yet you no wan commot.
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Ezmans: 5:28pm On May 05, 2020
obowo69:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

This funny die

Google is very correct.
A zoological republic is republic that promise its citizens 0.000000001 cents as palliative but refuse to pay them, it's citizens drink garri with ground nuts in afternoon as food, doctors going on warning strike in pandemic period, People stay in
traffic for five hours, a transport of 50 cents goes to 1.5 dollars in 24 hours government keeping quiet, uniform men & women taken over there transport business government doing nothing, these are characteristics of zoological republic
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by peteruche49(m): 5:37pm On May 05, 2020
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Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by sexylassie2(f): 5:40pm On May 05, 2020
No be una cause am.

The algorithm just said what was most said about Nigeria on the net

Garbage in, garbage out
Re: Man Asks Google Which Country Is Called Zoo - Watch To See Result by Tolzeal(m): 5:42pm On May 05, 2020
It's a big disgrace the Op have to put himself up like this due minimal knowledge on how search engine works.

Search engine works with lastest trends picked from authority websites. Nairaland , Punch, ChannelsTV are authority websites. So when a page is optimized for such Keyphrase - It's replicate same output. Garbage in Garbage Out.

Try these samples and do the same if it won't give you the your results.

OSUN is called ZOO
Lagos is called ZOO
Ghana is Chimpanzee.

These are some of the titles you can optimize the title for, Nairaland index pretty quick , even this page is already indexed.

Check on Google search bar using ' site :https://www.nairaland.com/5836626/man-asks-google-which-country

Try using the same voice search after index to see your tailored results.
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