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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 2:01pm On May 10, 2020
Daughter

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 3:01pm On May 10, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
son-in-law

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:28pm On May 10, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Daughter

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
StarLord112!
pu7pl3!
ezeknov! (welcome cool)
Candoit!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:34pm On May 10, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS grin grin
Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ezeknov(m): 8:07pm On May 10, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle - Daughter
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- StarLord112! pu7pl3! ezeknov! (welcome cool) Candoit! *Claps, cheers*
thanks for the welcome!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:40pm On May 10, 2020
ezeknov:

thanks for the welcome!

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:21pm On May 10, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS grin grin

give the 5th girl her apple in the basket

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 1:05am On May 11, 2020
pu7pl3:


give the 5th girl her apple in the basket
bro almost all d riddle you answer correctly

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 6:54am On May 11, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle - Daughter
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- StarLord112! pu7pl3! ezeknov! (welcome cool) Candoit! *Claps, cheers*
what if i am a guy
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:53am On May 11, 2020
wizi44:
what if i am a guy
In this riddle, you cannot be a guy bro. My daughter's mother is still me written in another wording, so it's just like saying: If Teresa's daughter is me... So, Teresa's daughter cannot be a guy. Thanks cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:56am On May 11, 2020
loiusdthird:
bro almost all d riddle you answer correctly
That's his super-power lol grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:54am On May 11, 2020
loiusdthird:
bro almost all d riddle you answer correctly

Thanks for noticing Bruh cool wink smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ezeknov(m): 10:10am On May 11, 2020
loiusdthird:
bro almost all d riddle you answer correctly

true true!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ezeknov(m): 10:13am On May 11, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS grin grin

the fifth girl has her share but the remaining one belongs to the sharer.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 1:55pm On May 11, 2020
ezeknov:


the fifth girl has her share but the remaining one belongs to the sharer.


I love this answer. The sharer must have his own. Yes o....we cannot share for 5 girls, yet nothing for us.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:06pm On May 11, 2020
Candoit:



I love this answer. The sharer must have his own. Yes o....we cannot share for 5 girls, yet nothing for us.
grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ezeknov(m): 5:03pm On May 11, 2020
Candoit:



I love this answer. The sharer must have his own. Yes o....we cannot share for 5 girls, yet nothing for us.

thanks bro
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:36pm On May 12, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Give the fifth girl her apple in/with the basket

Winner of last riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:45pm On May 12, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
You're curious about me;
Oneday we'll meet;
You'll struggle to fight me;
But you'll never succeed.

Who am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 9:03pm On May 12, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Death

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:00am On May 13, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

lady death

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Candoit: 10:07am On May 13, 2020
. crydeath.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 1:51pm On May 13, 2020
BankyGee:

In this riddle, you cannot be a guy bro. My daughter's mother is still me written in another wording, so it's just like saying: If Teresa's daughter is me... So, Teresa's daughter cannot be a guy. Thanks cool
what if i am married to teresa's daughter and teresa's daughter is the mother of my daughter, doesn't that make me teresa's son-in-law
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:07pm On May 13, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Death

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:34pm On May 13, 2020
wizi44:
what if i am married to teresa's daughter and teresa's daughter is the mother of my daughter, doesn't that make me teresa's son-in-law
It does, but you should get it that the riddle focuses on the speaker gangan grin which is Teresa's daughter herself...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:53pm On May 13, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Death

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
walterterri555!
pu7pl3!
Candoit!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:03pm On May 13, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:35am On May 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A CHOICE

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 10:18am On May 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

choice

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:58pm On May 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A choice

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:43pm On May 14, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- A choice

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
jerrykk!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:02pm On May 14, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
My thunder comes before my lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I? undecided

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