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sholay2011:
Something is wrong with both of you.

You particularly, be careful.

Carchoice:
I met this lady at a business function and we kept in touch because we wanted to do more business together. After some days I got to find out she's married, it was none of my concern anyways. I realized she never stopped talking about "my husband" in all her discussions. It was still none of my concern. I was after my gains from the business.


On our way back from a business function, while about dropping her off, she wanted to know if we can still go for another appointment later that day, I told her No, that I was going to smoke some good ugwu leaves and pass out.


I noticed she wanted to come with me, I had to ask her if she smokes, she said yes but occasionally. I answered, "nice, I wish I can smoke with you but I can't do that with a married woman"


She smiled and bid me goodbye after I teased her because I saw that the smile was fake, right now she's been ignoring my messages for two days, unlike her.

I have no intentions of doing anything funny with her.

Carchoice:
I met this lady at a business function and we kept in touch because we wanted to do more business together. After some days I got to find out she's married, it was none of my concern anyways. I realized she never stopped talking about "my husband" in all her discussions. It was still none of my concern. I was after my gains from the business. On our way back from a business function, while about dropping her off, she wanted to know if we can still go for another appointment later that day, I told her No, that I was going to smoke some good ugwu leaves and pass out. I noticed she wanted to come with me, I had to ask her if she smokes, she said yes but occasionally. I answered, "nice, I wish I can smoke with you but I can't do that with a married woman" She smiled and bid me goodbye after I teased her because I saw that the smile was fake, right now she's been ignoring my messages for two days, unlike her. I have no intentions of doing anything funny with her.

FisifunKododada:
See my emboldened. Maybe you don't want to fvck her (somehow I don't believe you but who knows) but she CLEARLY wants to fvck you. She wants to come with you and smoke with you - means she is open to collecting some fvcking. Even you said the smile was fake. The moment you open your mouth and said you can not 'smoke with a married woman' she felt ashamed and that is why she is acting strange - a mixture of shame and insecurity (feels you do not find her attractive enough). She thought you be guy wey sabi, it turned out you are just a regular jew. Anyway, since you said its just bizness then its her lost. Find another bz partner. No yawa.

Carchoice:
regular Jew? What does that mean? Even if she wasn't married I won't even think of mixing pleasure with business. It's against my principles.

Bola146:
She tested you and you failed, besides why must you stop with a married woman, asewo

sholay2011:
Something is wrong with both of you.

You particularly, be careful.

Karleb:
Married women hate it when you tell them they can't do something because they are married women and I don't know why.


I'm talking from experience.

ibkayee:
Nigerians have a habit of fitting married women's behaviours into a rigid mental box of how they feel they should act and it can be very...'limiting' to say the least, that's probably why they hate it

@OP
What you said gives the impression that you are suggesting that smoking with her could be something more than just a normal, innocent smoke session. Maybe she literally just wanted to smoke with an acquaintance, smoking can be a social activity....or not, I don't know, it's not that easy to tell just by your writeup

Jullima:
Argh! The amount of times you hear “you don’t know you’re now a married woman” I don’t know, like they expect you to be a completely different person after you say “I do”

FisifunKododada:
Rules to dating a married woman:

Carchoice:
what is wrong with you sir?

FisifunKododada:
Some married women are very selective in the kind of men they fvck. They don't wanna fvck some 'holy pass' guy. They don't ever want to fvck some guy who will shame her for cheating on her husband. They want to fvck a guy that will act like its normal. Married women still remain the BEST fvck buddies. They normally will never ask you for anything. Not money. And definitely they won't ask you to take the OUT to some fancy place - they come in, get naked and get fvcked proper. They are just with you for the sexual and emotional release. Most of my best sexual encounters have been with married women.

Rules to dating a married woman:

1. Never ever get caught. This is the MOST important rule. If you get caught, getting killed by a jealous husband is a REAL possibility for you. This rule is so important all the other rules are MAINLY geared towards not getting caught.

2. Never ever date women who are married to the following: 1. Soldiers, police or men in uniform in general. 2. Gangsters. 3. Politician. 4. a detective.

3. Never ever fall in love with her. Because she could/will fall back in love with her husband eventually. In fact that is what you want. Violating this rule is a recipe for getting caught because men do very stupid things when they are in love.

4.Make sure she does not fall in love with you. If she falls in love with you then she will stop showing her husband real affection which can make him grow suspicious and result into getting caught.

5. Check her intelligence. If she is stupid and or careless, you will get caught. It is best to date an intelligent married woman. Intelligent women are more likely to move in such a way that your relationship is not exposed.

6. Never ever meet her friends or family members. If you do, YOU WILL GET CAUGHT. Trust me.

7. Never call her at home. Get her a burner phone that she must hide outside her house. Make sure she does not store your contact using your real name.

8. If she ever calls you and says "He knows" GET THE Bleep OUT OF YOUR HOUSE and leave town IMMEDIATELY. Find out what is going on from a safe place.

9. If you can afford it NEVER EVER let her know where you live. Let your sexcapedes occur in other locations (hotels, guesthouse etc.) preferable at night. Because IF she knows were you live, one day her husband might trace her to your house. If her husband knows your house, then your safety is very dicey.

10. Always have an EXIT strategy in case her husband starts knocking at the door while you are fucking. Use a guest-house that has double exit. Practice it with her regularly so that she knows the drill.

11. Never ever met up with her in the day time. Only at night. And wear shades and face-cap.

12. Keep a gun with you just in case you are caught. Better you kill than be killed.

13. Remember that she is not yours. You are just sharing her with the real owner. Don't fvck her to the point that she will need more than 2 days of recovery before her husband takes his portion. Leave some t0t0 for the husband. Don't be greedy - since you did not contributed to the dowry or upkeep.

merieam16:
Resist d urge 2 shalaye. op get a life

Ugaboy:
Lolz. Urge to salaye, if noted: make him no come back to seek for survival hack

FisifunKododada:
Rules to dating a married woman: