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Hey people, I caught a tortoise this evening at a bush where I went to poopoo.

I hope you didn't poo on it

You no get toilet for house?

Read up on world toilet day.

Just like that

hope no b the one wey someone use do ritual waka come there

Well done buddy. Food don land! Hip, hip, hip... hurray!!!

joransky4re:
hope no b the one wey someone use do ritual waka come there

Something like this usually comes with bread and Fanta.

Romanoff:
You no get toilet for house?

Read up on world toilet day.

Ekiti people don't like using toilets. It's in their constitution

Shey you dey � on person farmland, Dem don catch u Las las but you don't know

SultanM:
Shey you dey � on person farmland, Dem don catch u Las las but you don't know

op, turtle not tortoise

op, turtle not tortoise

Akinola100:
op, turtle not tortoise

turtle dey stay for water na

SultanM:
turtle dey stay for water na

Tortoise are big, have hard shell and big legs.
Turtles are small, have smooth shell and have claws for leg.
(Tortoise no get claw for leg)

Akinola100:
Tortoise are big, have hard shell and big legs.
Turtles are small, have smooth shell and have claws for leg.
(Tortoise no get claw for leg)

that may be a baby tortoise, how you take see the legs from that picture

SultanM:
that may be a baby tortoise, how you take see the legs from that picture

I don catch one before. The thing escape..
Very fast

Romanoff:
You no get toilet for house?

Read up on world toilet day.

how that one tey concern you na

Akinola100:
Tortoise are big, have hard shell and big legs.
Turtles are small, have smooth shell and have claws for leg.
(Tortoise no get claw for leg)

Bros, this is a tortoise naa.

mymadam:
Well done buddy. Food don land! Hip, hip, hip... hurray!!!

Of all things to eat, it's tortoise that's food to you? No, this can't be hunger

PerfectlyPerfect:
Of all things to eat, it's tortoise that's food to you? No, this can't be hunger

Sorry to hear that your sense of humour lived a miserable life and died a more miserable death! Please accept our sincere sympathy RIP!

Akinola100:
Tortoise are big, have hard shell and big legs.
Turtles are small, have smooth shell and have claws for leg.
(Tortoise no get claw for leg)

it is not claw. It is called flippers