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Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Havemercylord: 8:56pm On Jun 01, 2020
Hello nairalanders!!!
No need to ask for help as the world itself needs help and no one is even willing READY to help rather to blame and make jest for ones misfortune...

I loved to experience death, as in I just want to leave you this world silently and quietly.

If I even see a sure means to get myself used for my family and generations so they can be forever wealthy till generations to come...but it might not be possible....

It's well sha

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by brodalikeme(m): 9:01pm On Jun 01, 2020
Someone care about you. Not everyone has turned their backs on you. You will know several people, random strangers care about your in ways beyond your imagination. Just ask for help and don’t assume. You’re not entirely worthless the you are looking at yourself right now.

Ask for help, you will get the from the tons of advice, counsel, insults, insights that will be offered here.


Finally, God cares about you. Trust Him with everything. Don’t rely on you own understanding. It’s the devil that tells us we are worthless

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by pjetta007(m): 9:06pm On Jun 01, 2020
The only painless death is 'natural death!

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by usj(m): 9:28pm On Jun 01, 2020
Take heart!
If you think sucide is the way out, then think again.

Killing yourself through painful or not so painful means is not the way out of misery.

Don't just think about yourself here, how about those you will be living behind, those that genuinely love you?

You are at your weakest moment, but death is not the solution.

You may not be where you ought to be at the moment from your own estimate, but that doesn't mean you should kill yourself.

Find a reason to be happy, find someone to love. Find something meaningful and get involve.

Find something that gives you sence of fulfillment and keep doing it. A change is going to come to you.

Try exercising yourself regularly like running or any other form of exercise that you love, it helps a lot against depression.

Try listening to music, and learning new songs or how to dance. Just do anything that distract you from your normal negative pattern of thought.

Stay alive! God loves you!
Please search for Joel Osteen material either on YouTube or anywhere else.

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by MzTunechi(f): 9:32pm On Jun 01, 2020
Ahhhh! What did I just read??! Please have a rethink bro

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by UndauntedYOCA(f): 9:33pm On Jun 01, 2020
Havemercylord:
Hello nairalanders!!!
No need to ask for help as the world itself needs help and no one is even willing READY to help rather to blame and make jest for ones misfortune...

I loved to experience death, as in I just want to leave you this world silently and quietly.

If I even see a sure means to get myself used for my family and generations so they can be forever wealthy till generations to come...but it might not be possible....

It's well sha
I don't know what you're going through but do know that suicide isn't the best way to resolve your life issues, as a matter of fact, suicide, I believe, is for cowards for cannot live to face and solve their problems. Whatever you might be going through, do know that your situation isn't the worst.
If you kill yourself today then you will never attain the heights you've always hoped to attain. I've gone through a lot and been through this phase you're in now but I'm happy that I didn't kill myself, I'm not where I used to be before (I don't even have a thing!) but I believe in living to see another day, striving hard to be successful in life.
Hold on, work hard, stay true, be diligent and. Whatever your faith, never forget to pray.
I'll be more than happy to listen to your struggles and the things that hurt you (if you'd be willing to share, please do) and though I may not have all the resources to help solve your problems, I know I'll try my best.
Suicide is never and should never be an option.
Talk to someone
Pray
Have faith
Work hard
Live to fight!

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by ThothHermes: 9:42pm On Jun 01, 2020
Download and listen to 10 random Joshua Selman messages.
Let me know if you still want to die after that.

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by FlordFlorez(m): 9:46pm On Jun 01, 2020
Suicide is never an option. Dont and never contemplate on it. Whatever u are passing through, alot of people out there are passing even worst of it. Life is a bi**h, learn to f**k a child outta her!

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by hpk(m): 6:56am On Jun 02, 2020
One headshot to your skull. It's painless as you'll just die.I
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by HarunaWest(m): 7:03am On Jun 02, 2020
Havemercylord:
Hello nairalanders!!!
No need to ask for help as the world itself needs help and no one is even willing READY to help rather to blame and make jest for ones misfortune...

I loved to experience death, as in I just want to leave you this world silently and quietly.

If I even see a sure means to get myself used for my family and generations so they can be forever wealthy till generations to come...but it might not be possible....

It's well sha
Jump off a cliff...or better still drown yourself..
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by ThatKING(m): 7:04am On Jun 02, 2020
People are going through situations worse than yours.
If we start telling you about ours, you will put that suicide thought away and start sympathizing with us.

Whatever decision you chose just know that at a point life is always hard but a man must always persist and carry on no matter what.

Peace

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by illicit(m): 7:44am On Jun 02, 2020
Try carbon monoxide

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by SecretSpy666: 7:55am On Jun 02, 2020
The world never care until it gets to the point of death or even death. Guy, please don't commit suicide. It's not the best option. As someone suggested above, please download and listen to ten Joshua Selman's messages. God bless and be with you
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by EricSmallz(m): 10:37am On Jun 02, 2020
Just keep the Grind on, till death finds you by itself. You haven't fulffiled what you came to earth to do. You don't know what tomorrow holds. Let it come at it's timing. smiley
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by veave(f): 10:45am On Jun 02, 2020
I don't know. Ask people that have died before.
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Mariangeles(f): 11:06am On Jun 02, 2020
Havemercylord:
Hello nairalanders!!!
No need to ask for help as the world itself needs help and no one is even willing READY to help rather to blame and make jest for ones misfortune...

I loved to experience death, as in I just want to leave you this world silently and quietly.

If I even see a sure means to get myself used for my family and generations so they can be forever wealthy till generations to come...but it might not be possible....

It's well sha

For how long have you felt this way?
What is the reason behind the feeling?
What do you think can change the way you feel?
Do you have a close friend?
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by stubbornman(m): 1:56pm On Jun 02, 2020
The only painless death i know is buy peppered chicken and cold pepsi , lock yourself inside , put on the gen and savor the chicken with relish while washing it down with the cold pepsi, no need for tooth pick you can always use broom stick.......... its painless and slow.... undecided undecided undecided undecided

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Havemercylord: 6:18pm On Jun 02, 2020
illicit:
Try carbon monoxide

I read about this on quora, please where can I find it? Or is it sold in the market? Thanks
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by SweetCunt97(f): 6:57pm On Jun 02, 2020
Havemercylord:


I read about this on quora, please where can I find it? Or is it sold in the market? Thanks
Lolzzz, you funny. You wanna commit suicide and leave Ice cream? Nkwobi? Peppered catfish? Haba bros calm down jare, there's light at d end of d tunnel. Hang in there.

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Abcruz(m): 9:41pm On Jun 02, 2020
Havemercylord:


I read about this on quora, please where can I find it? Or is it sold in the market? Thanks

Don't follow this path young man life is full of ups and downs but what keeps everyone going is the hope of better days ahead.

Hang on for;
"Anyone who is among the living has hope --even a live dog is better off than a dead lion!"--Ecclesiastics 9:4
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by pjetta007(m): 9:56pm On Jun 02, 2020
My second comment, no matter d issue dont commit suicide. i have been there b4. Pls calm down, stay safe bro....i dnt knw u bro but wit tears in my eyes.....i love you

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Kvvngkhalifa202(m): 9:58pm On Jun 02, 2020
Sniper very fast and effective
Thank me later
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Jun 02, 2020
Havemercylord:
Hello nairalanders!!!
No need to ask for help as the world itself needs help and no one is even willing READY to help rather to blame and make jest for ones misfortune...

I loved to experience death, as in I just want to leave you this world silently and quietly.

If I even see a sure means to get myself used for my family and generations so they can be forever wealthy till generations to come...but it might not be possible....

It's well sha
You have the fighting spirit to get going bro
I may not understand, but no point running away, you did overcome in the end, stay and fight it and live to tell the story and be an inspiration to others

Stay strong, stay alive!
The World needs you!

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Mariangeles(f): 4:53pm On Jun 03, 2020
Havemercylord:


I read about this on quora, please where can I find it? Or is it sold in the market? Thanks

Suicide is not a guarantee of peace.
The only place you're sure of is right where you are. Every other place you're not is just a fantasy of your imagination.
Don't be irresponsible and selfish!
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Lamanii22(f): 4:57pm On Jun 03, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Lolzzz, you funny. You wanna commit suicide and leave Ice cream? Nkwobi? Peppered catfish? Haba bros calm down jare, there's light at d end of d tunnel. Hang in there.


grin grin grin
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by wittyt98(m): 8:37pm On Jun 03, 2020
Eyah. I know say This life no easy at all

but No matter how tough life be, the day you give up the struggle and loose hope is the day you loose the Battle.

if giving up was the solution, many people for no dey bother to strive furthermore grin everybody for just dey drink sniper. but naaah i didn't come this far to end it so easily after all I've been through grin don't end it so easily fam.
that's my advice

waking up everyday to breathe air is a sign u still got a chance to make yourself proud and overcome all the troubles and worries.

all u need na more time.

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Karleb(m): 9:08pm On Jun 03, 2020
If you want to die then I don't want to stop you.

But I'd like to know what led you to this situation.
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jun 03, 2020
Havemercylord:


I read about this on quora, please where can I find it? Or is it sold in the market? Thanks


Hey darling, do you want to share why you want to kill yourself? You never know, you may feel better and choose life after sharing and getting some inputs and or real help. This is what we wish you would want, life, not death.
We are rooting for you okay?
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:42pm On Jun 03, 2020
Havemercylord:


I read about this on quora, please where can I find it? Or is it sold in the market? Thanks
DRUG OVERDOSE WORKS VERY WELL.
BUT NOW THAT THE PRICE OF MANY ILLEGAL DRUGS HAVE SKYROCKETED, UNLESS YOU CAN STILL AFFORD THEM, YOU CAN OPT FOR A VERY CHEAP ALTERNATIVE — USING CO (CARBON MONOXIDE). YOU CAN GENERATE THIS FROM BURNING COAL AND ALSO FROM CARS AND GENERATORS.

I THINK DRUGS ARE A BETTER OPTION THOUGH.
CHEERS!

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Mariangeles(f): 9:52pm On Jun 03, 2020
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CAPSLOCKED:

DRUG OVERDOSE WORKS VERY WELL.
BUT NOW THAT THE PRICE OF MANY ILLEGAL DRUGS HAVE SKYROCKETED, UNLESS YOU CAN STILL AFFORD THEM, YOU CAN OPT FOR A VERY CHEAP ALTERNATIVE — USING CO (CARBON MONOXIDE). YOU CAN GENERATE THIS FROM BURNING COAL AND ALSO FROM CARS AND GENERATORS.

I THINK DRUGS ARE A BETTER OPTION THOUGH.
CHEERS!
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You can't give what you never had!
Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:18pm On Jun 03, 2020
Mariangeles:

You can't give what you never had!
VERY MEANINGLESS.

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Re: Which Painless Death Method Do You Know? by Mariangeles(f): 10:24pm On Jun 03, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


VERY MEANINGLESS.

I wasn't expecting you to understand..it was my intention

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