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Even if konvik one and nine Birus ends in other countries of the world, mark my words it will never end in Nigeria because some high profile criminals in corridor of power are using it as their new cashcow.... Here in Taipei
and others Chinese province that once serves as epicenter of the pandemic are in clean health, things are back to normal as if nothing happened... Why Nigeria politicians this wicked and selfish, after they finish their looting they will set up a committee of investigation that's the end and nothing will happen, how many committees buhari don't set up since 1983 but nothing to show for it Nigerians are not smart walihi

BAZ001:
God o God oh God ohh
Six hundred

I was on a long queue at the ATM and suddenly realized that i was the only one wearing face mask , 3 or 4 people had their mask on but below their chin not covering mouth or nose, 1 elderly man wore mask but only covering mouth nose was exposed.

Then I went to my Mecho workshop and also observed that no social distance or wearing of mask, infact I was almost convinced and brainwashed by Mecho that corona virus is not in Nigeria, that the real corona virus was only on the people that came from abroad and they are all dead that the remaining people in isolation centers are fake and politics.

Wear mask , practice social distance una no go hear. See result for June highest ever.
APC govt self no care again who go survive go survive dem just the reopen everywhere dey go.
Local flight go soon start

forget it man. Nigeria politicians are cashing out with the figures going up everyday...

NATIONAL CENTRE FOR DECEIVING CITIZENRY.
Continue with your figure, continue to cash more corruption money, we will continue to pursue our livelihood. I know quiet alright dat until thunder scatter this body with that of SCAMDEMIC presidential task force, no solution in sight in Nigeria against covid 19.

God pls help us.

caleboxylic:
Good luck.
I hope you will repeat what you said by the end of this month.
It will be devastating.
Covid-19 is real and fast spreading.

Oga calm down and stop spreading any fear. U have shifted the Doom day to end of this month. So it's no longer 14 days? Even the whites that we are copying have long moved on with thier lives u are here advocating another lock down.

Plead:
Lol why didn’t this god protect Christians in Brazil and Italy from contracting and dying from the virus?
God doesn’t exist my friend.

Psalm 14 vs 1.

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post=90498863:
True....
This reminds us of the satire below after the announcement by PMB about the relaxation of the LOCKDOWN....

Our Darling Daddy last speech was like,
to us, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home.
Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents.
Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out.
Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself,
But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[/color]), we shall choose to live.

We Rise!!


Awwww, all of us @[color=#006600] love you too!
Hugs and

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post=90498771:
Comedians everywhere!!

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BAZ001:
Chai this number heavy

But how did corona spread from Lagos to other states in Nigeria despite inter state ban?
Could it be that the virus was already in Nigeria before February?

With all wike actions & demolition of hotel Rivers no gree slow down.

One corana patient is enough to go round the nation

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post=90498748:
Here is your reply from a very wise Nairalander........






Survival of the fittest loading.
He who has ears should listen.
No more to add.

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You can get a website online for a very affordable price

knowhowk:
Even if you choose to use a Local Town Cryer in every Community everyday ,Those that won't believe will never belief .I stay in Ogun state mehn You need to hear so many Ignorant and foolish people saying Corona Virus is not in Nigeria ,funny enough some would even laugh at you when you are on Mask ,No Social distancing ,Still full Buses with Passengers .The Law enforcement here concerning Corona virus is Nonsense .I was really mad with one man I thought is learned ,this man in the midst of some people mentioned Severally that Corona is not in Nigeria ,I asked him how about Abba Kyari a Notable person that Died if he does not belief others He laughed and said Abba Kyari never died of Corona Virus that it's all Game by the Federal Government to make money ,Can u imagine ! I also asked him how about the great figure of Death in USA ,Italy ,The Brain dead also said yeah Corona Virus is in other Countries but He'll No in Nigeria .Anyway let the Ignorant and fools continue in there Folishness .Belief is a personal thing .He who that has Sensible ears let him hears.

Here or not. Their belief and faith can save them.

Anyways covid-19 have being here for months with lil or no impact to d common man

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Area4Area:
I've stopped talking to people online and offline about the reality of Covid-19 in Nigeria and I've stopped disturbing myself, let everyone follow his/her belief.

You believe the virus exist in the Americas, Europe, Asia, Africa and especially countries bordering Nigeria like Cameroon, Niger, Benin, Togo, Ghana, Kenya, S. Africa, Senegal etc but wouldn't believe it's in Nigeria. You feel everything about Nigeria must be audio.

Let the country be officially opened till we get to the stage of Ecuador where people started dumping corpses along their streets because their health system was already overwhelmed to take people in for treatment, hope we get there soon.
The Lagos state government has already started sounding it that her health facilities are getting overwhelmed.

Let's assume you hate the FG and your SG, what about the NMA doctors association, Nurses association and others who see to the patients and they tell you it's real, are they lying to you that you won't believe them too? If you can't believe the doctors and nurses, who am I to convince you? Everyone please believe what you want abeg.

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post=90498702:
This is an ALL TIME HIGH in Nigeria!

Oh Lord!


To break it down, here you have it.....

The Nigeria Center for Disease Control, NCDC, has announced  663 new cases of COVID-19 in the country bringing the total to 13,464.
4 new deaths were recorded along with 166 recoveries with Lagos again topping the list.



Matters arising........
Lord, into your hands we commit our well being.
So help us all Lord

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where this figures are coming out from is what I don't understand. They should give up already, enough of looting

Ogun don make top 4

663 malaria cases,All I know is that somebody must be fired or sent to prison soon before this broaday scam will end in Nigeria.

663 new confirmed cases indeed.

Thiefs.

Highest number of cases recorded in a single day so far.

I think sensible Nigerians should begin to worry now.

Wetin Ogun state dey find for championship.

AFONJAPIG:
forget it man. Nigeria politicians are cashing out with the figures going up everyday...

Can you explain how the politicians are cashing out?

post=90498863:
True....
This reminds us of the satire below after the announcement by PMB about the relaxation of the LOCKDOWN....

Our Darling Daddy last speech was like,
to us, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home.
Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents.
Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out.
Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself,
But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[/color]), we shall choose to live.

We Rise!!


Awwww, all of us @[color=#006600] love you too!
Hugs and

Stale

alexpumpin:
Stale

truth pain dis one head die. hater of truths. i know una. emptiness

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End of the day life score!! government wey dey lie!!

Mikkymilli:
Our government has abandoned us, eased the lockdown as we clamoured for and allow us to do as we please. Right now, it is 'May the best immune system survive'.

That is exactly what is happening... from Monday last week to yesterday, we have lost over 15 people to covid-19 in our center, and they were all community infection. Easing the lockdown was rash, and a complete incompetence by the Federal government, just so they can share amongst themselves over 4 trillion that was donated.