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Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber - Politics (3) - Nairaland

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by eneyoduke(m): 3:41pm On Jun 12, 2020
I won't be in shock if I head you are been arrested
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Slawoomir:
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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Preshhottie: 3:42pm On Jun 12, 2020
All of us are in shock right now
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Originality007: 3:42pm On Jun 12, 2020
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helinues:
Jobless pastor using ex title since God knows when... undecided
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frustrated low life zombie grin
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Noel19: 3:43pm On Jun 12, 2020
IgboGirlsFucker:
I am always in shock too.
Whenever I remember how PDPǐgs ruin this country too for good 16 years with no accomplishments.
Despite the fact that Crude Oil was sold at an average of 140 dollars per barrel.

No stable power (electricity)
No good road and networks
No poverty elevations

Now we have another evil recycled party in power.
This country tire me.
The older generations are full of GREED, wrecklessness and failure.
Hmmm......the people that gave birth to you too will be claiming they have a son not knowing that they've given birth to a Zombie ( Dead man walking)

Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by michoim(m): 3:44pm On Jun 12, 2020
Nonsense talk
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Olabode971(f): 3:44pm On Jun 12, 2020
semyman:
UPDATE: UNIBEN Undergraduate Uwaila Vera Omozuwa's Rape Case The arrested suspect Mr Chibuzo confessed to DSS that, it was the RCCG pastor that paid them 1.5 million naira to kill the year one UNIBEN student. According to our source The pastor impregnated the girl and asked her to abort the baby, but the girl refused. So, the made arrangement for them to meet at their usual hangout spot which is the church, that was where the pastor set her up. He paid some hoodlums 1.5million and told them where to meet the girl. So, instead of seeing the pastor in the church, The girl met the hoodlums. After hitting her head with fire extinguisher, the hoodlums decided to have a taste of her before she died, so, they took their turns. The pastor did that to cover his sins but it has backfired. Both the pastor and his wife are on the run because they planned dastardly act together!
PLEASE HOW TRUE IS THIS?? THE SOURCE PLZ. huh
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by seproperties(m): 3:44pm On Jun 12, 2020
chocolatelady:
See this one, oh! he should have some respect for Reno but PMB should be disrespected abi. U dont know anything at all. Reno has been jobless since GEJ was defeated and thats why he has been crying on twitter 24hrs. If Reno is employed, he will not be on twitter tweeting about a failed course. GEJ has moved on but the useless Reno has refused to do so. Always crying like a baby they remove breast from his mouth. Let him first of all feed his family first before feeding others. Nonsense
You must be on Twitter too for 24 hours to know he is on Twitter for 24 hours .Reno is cool ,He does not needs to be employed because he is independents and can employ u if u need a Job .But wait ooo the guy is right now abi u no tink so...
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Rollins777(m): 3:45pm On Jun 12, 2020
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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Babaken: 3:46pm On Jun 12, 2020
Am even in shock when he call himself Mr integrity.
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Beckham14: 3:46pm On Jun 12, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Reno omokri should shut the fuckkk up
You shut da fuckkk up if you are too silly enough to comprehend.
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by wedear: 3:47pm On Jun 12, 2020
OK
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Arewa1408: 3:47pm On Jun 12, 2020
helinues:
Talk about your generation not mine cos we are doing pretty fine
Excellent point. Dont mind @papababy, people always equate others to themselves. Cos Reno can feed him and his family with stolen money and Reno
is in hiding and cannot even come to Naija but wailing since his corrupt leader lost.
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by peeps4u: 3:47pm On Jun 12, 2020
helinues:
Only those who are not consciously aware of their surroundings get shocked
Technically, you're saying Buhari isn't aware of his surroundings.


Reno was right afterall
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Pavillon: 3:47pm On Jun 12, 2020
semyman:
UPDATE: UNIBEN Undergraduate Uwaila Vera Omozuwa's Rape Case The arrested suspect Mr Chibuzo confessed to DSS that, it was the RCCG pastor that paid them 1.5 million naira to kill the year one UNIBEN student. According to our source The pastor impregnated the girl and asked her to abort the baby, but the girl refused. So, the made arrangement for them to meet at their usual hangout spot which is the church, that was where the pastor set her up. He paid some hoodlums 1.5million and told them where to meet the girl. So, instead of seeing the pastor in the church, The girl met the hoodlums. After hitting her head with fire extinguisher, the hoodlums decided to have a taste of her before she died, so, they took their turns. The pastor did that to cover his sins but it has backfired. Both the pastor and his wife are on the run because they planned dastardly act together!
What's ur source bro.
I've been reading this news on my friend's status without any reliable link. Can you pls give a source for your story.
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by wiseoneking: 3:48pm On Jun 12, 2020
Stephenomozzy:
grin I'm not a big fan of Baba,
But maybe the editors of the News agencies using the "shock" word repeatedly should learn that there are other synonyms for the term.

Current and coming governments will always express shock. It's a Nigerian politics thing
Na dem, are you also in SHOCK? LOL
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Bentila(m): 3:49pm On Jun 12, 2020
IgboGirlsFucker:
I am always in shock too.
Whenever I remember how PDPǐgs ruin this country too for good 16 years with no accomplishments.
Despite the fact that Crude Oil was sold at an average of 140 dollars per barrel.

No stable power (electricity)
No good road and networks
No poverty elevations

Now we have another evil recycled party in power.
This country tire me.
The older generations are full of GREED, wrecklessness and failure.
Are you not shocked to be telling thid same story for 5yrs now. Then we are shocked for you.
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by IgboGirlsFucker: 3:53pm On Jun 12, 2020
Noel19:
Hmmm......the people that gave birth to you too will be claiming they have a son not knowing that they've given birth to a Zombie ( Dead man walking)
Wey rey wo tun leleyi?

Who opened your cage? Eedeot
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Olabode971(f): 3:53pm On Jun 12, 2020
Right now, am perplexed, Flaggerbast and Shock!!!

Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by stagger: 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2020
Always in shock.
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by goodnessjohn44(m): 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2020
Mr president comments are always shocking. Some times i imagine how we got here.
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by enonche85(m): 3:55pm On Jun 12, 2020
Buhari is not a preacher of shock, he is Shock!!! grin grin
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by OgwuEgo: 3:56pm On Jun 12, 2020
Reno blocked me cry
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Noel19: 3:59pm On Jun 12, 2020
IgboGirlsFucker:
Wey rey wo tun leleyi?

Who opened your cage? Eedeot
Baba ę Oponu, Oloriburuku Oshí.
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by nedekid: 4:00pm On Jun 12, 2020
helinues:
Talk about your generation not mine cos we are doing pretty fine
Helinues!!!!!! grin
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Karlifate:
Dis thread dey shock me sef. cheesy
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by wildikeman(m): 4:06pm On Jun 12, 2020
Na shocky President na.. Ehhhn shocky shocky ehh
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by SweetOlive(f): 4:06pm On Jun 12, 2020
Expressing "Shock" in Nigeria is a Norm. grin
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