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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwqIEUdnQd4
VIDEO: Hilarious Moment Suspect entertains Police to prove he's a singer

Imagine when you tell them you're a farmer. Dem go just carry you go DPO's wife farm, give you cutlass and shovel make you start work.

One ticket to obodo kirikiri

MICHEALADEX:
One ticket to obodo kirikiri

A Yoruba man will always find way to escape police, skull miners

This one will not suffer from kirikiri presidos, the guy will sing till his troat swell.

unbridled human right abuses in the shithole!

what right does the the police have to ask him to prove he is a musician?

are the police doing the work of the judges now?

do we even have lawyers in this country

Yeah man ! ! Sho y'right ! ! Bust loose on da muffugus homie ! Chit is all da way live !

Sing like your LIFE depends on it brother.

Sing like this is your last day as a free man, because if you hit a sour note, your asz is jail-bound likes da muffug.

So, you heard me. Sing it. Rap it. Rock it. Rock out !!

On a serious note, this man told an easy lie, because anyone can fake being a singer, even if they are a very poor singer.

Imagine how much flogging this man would have qualified to receive, if he had told the police he was a guitar player, only for the DPO to hand him a guitar and demand that he prove his talent or face the wrath of the law.

Man, that kind of threat could make even a competent guitar player start to fumble notes while thinking of that dark jail cell full of robbers and killers.

Anyway, all said and done, this rapper acquitted himself reasonably well with his mediocre singing skills, so, he should be acquitted of all crimes.