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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 11:31pm On Jul 18, 2020
sikowitz17:
its normal...
All I know is there are still people in course 44 and 45 who hasn’t/didn’t die in NE... that’s motivation enough...
people dey retire.. but last last it’ll be to marry and give birth early Cos if death comes, we must leave proof that we were here.. some of my guys wey no marry before dem die ehn! I felt for them
Can you blame them?
Gals plenty but wife scarce.

The army might not have given them chance to find a wife self.. From training straight to borno
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:35pm On Jul 18, 2020
Blueelf:


hmmmm

But what if the age on affidavit doesn't tally with age on certificates (primary, secondary, Uni) etc?
will it tally with bvn printout?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Blueelf: 11:36pm On Jul 18, 2020
sikowitz17:
will it tally with bvn printout?

I dont understand Sir?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:39pm On Jul 18, 2020
Blueelf:


I dont understand Sir?
if your bvn printout has your desired age, you can tell them that your guardians had the wrong details and you bvn age is right... the board secretary asked all of them to go swear avidavit and nobody was really dropped for it except some that had too many issues... but if you aren’t sure about it just apply Dssc bro
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Blueelf: 11:40pm On Jul 18, 2020
sikowitz17:
if your bvn printout has your desired age, you can tell them that your guardians had the wrong details and you bvn age is right... the board secretary asked all of them to go swear avidavit and nobody was really dropped for it except some that had too many issues... but if you aren’t sure about it just apply Dssc bro

Okay bro

Thanks for the advice. Really appreciated
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 12:11am On Jul 19, 2020
sikowitz17:
if your bvn printout has your desired age, you can tell them that your guardians had the wrong details and you bvn age is right... the board secretary asked all of them to go swear avidavit and nobody was really dropped for it except some that had too many issues... but if you aren’t sure about it just apply Dssc bro
Just to add in what you've said, of the date of birth on your bvn does not tally with the one you want, you can always change it.
Go to the bank you opened your account (for multiple account holders) get an affidavit with the new age you want and also an ID card (voter card, driver license, international passport, national ID card) carrying the date of birth u want and they'll give you a form to fill.
I know someone that did the same thing last year.
But note, international passport and national ID usually carry the same DOB so you're left with driver license if you don't have or you can get a new one. Preferably, get driving school certificate and hustle for a new one. It'll cost u around 16-20k max and it should be ready within 2-3 months.
Just get everything ready the earlier the better.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ELJC(m): 12:35am On Jul 19, 2020
ugo4u:

grin grin eye dey red!
Please Ugo4u, any info if Airforce and Navy dssc enlistment would be available this year?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 2:08am On Jul 19, 2020
ELJC:
Please Ugo4u, any info if Airforce and Navy dssc enlistment would be available this year?
Hopefully Airforce will enlist this year, last year they only conducted enlistment for medical professionals. Navy have being consistent.
Give or take by Oct/Nov form is supposed to be out if they decide to enlist.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LtChisom: 6:13am On Jul 19, 2020
Dannyhonda:
This is really terrible from you, you can make a point without insults. The fact you bringing his past shows if u help someone and the person Bleep's up, u can bring it to his/her face. Kindly work on your words, we learning here but shoving why he didn't make it is terrible. We are all aspiring to be picked, fix up please.
One thing I learnt thank God not the hard way is not to joke with barrack boys, they cusses dey carry fire that can dismantle any psychology. When I f up most times I normally attribute it to coffee, that it is 5 sachets of coffee that i licked messed up my mind. We should always talk and correct with brotherly decorum here cos en go bad say una go develop malice here carry am go north east like that soldier that was shot in the waist or the stupid one that said he hates youruba, this is how en dey start.
Barrack boys dey control una selves before I go slap person tongue
Heee! Who slap me for back shocked

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LtChisom: 6:16am On Jul 19, 2020
sikowitz17:
another 45? Ah! What’s going on!!!
What is happening no be small question ooo, dem go soon finish i swear. En be like na them they dey use do sacrificial lamb this time around.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LtChisom: 6:18am On Jul 19, 2020
damibjs:


Aspiring to be in the NA....not again....I fixed cousins...brothers...sisters..etc...na God....not me.
Am so sorry for the choice of words....#Apologies
You go fix me too baba mi, na beg oo
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:40am On Jul 19, 2020
LtChisom:

What is happening no be small question ooo, dem go soon finish i swear. En be like na them they dey use do sacrificial lamb this time around.
and I Dey vex for God that year when dem issue me medical ish.. Omo God is good oo
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 9:31am On Jul 19, 2020
Hey Guys, Good Morning... HAPPY SUNDAY to us All

Abeg Nah 1 matter fly enter my head this Morning And I go Like make SENIOR MEN FOR THIS THREAD help put Mouth and Contribute...

INTELLIGENCE, SURVEILLANCE AND RECONNAISSANCE (ISR) AT THE FRONTLINE WITH THE USE OF ANIMALS

With Reference to the UAV/Drone matter wey we discuss the other day, me I bn dey think sey WHAT OF SWITCHING TO THE USE OF HOMING PIGEONS for Photographic Espionage of the BOKO-ISWAP Territories, Plans and Activities.....

ACCORDING TO HISTORY::

Homing pigeons were widely used by both American and British forces during World War II. In fact, the U.S. Army had an entire Pigeon Breeding and Training Center at Fort Monmouth, N.J., where the pigeons were trained to carry small capsules containing messages, maps, photographs and cameras. Military historians claim that more than 90 percent of all pigeon-carried messages sent by the U.S. Army during the war were received.

The birds even participated in the D-Day invasion on June 6, 1944 because troops operated under radio silence. The pigeons sent information about German positions on Normandy beaches and reported back on the success of the mission.

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 10:01am On Jul 19, 2020
USE OF UNSUSPICIOUS ANIMALS FOR LANDMINE DETECTION: AFRICAN GIANT POUCHED RATS AS A RELIABLE CANDIDATE

(1) Trained dogs, while commonly used, are EXPENSIVE AND TOUGH TO TRANSPORT. These critters are LIGHT ENOUGH TO WALK OVER THE MINES WITHOUT SETTING THEM OFF, AND USE THEIR NOSES TO FIND THE EXPLOSIVES QUICKLY. They've Also Got an EXTRAORDINARY SENSE OF SMELL

(2) Finding these hidden explosives is challenging and dangerous: PEOPLE WITH METAL DETECTORS NOT ONLY RISK THEIR LIVES, THEY WORK SLOWLY, STOPPING TO INVESTIGATE EVERY SUSPICIOUS PING. 

One African Giant Pouched Rat can search over 2000 square feet (200 square meters) in 20 minutes, an area that could take a human up to four days... Making reference to A 2018 LANDMINE MONITOR REPORT, THESE FURRY SUPER-SNIFFERS HAVE HELPED CLEAR 13,200 MINES FROM MINEFIELDS IN TANZANIA, MOZAMBIQUE, ANGOLA, AND, most RECENTLY , in CAMBODIA.

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by kingfestus: 10:16am On Jul 19, 2020
LtChisom:

What is happening no be small question ooo, dem go soon finish i swear. En be like na them they dey use do sacrificial lamb this time around.
instead of you to pray for them you are saying rubbish .. not your fault sha...jst allow dem meet you
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:31am On Jul 19, 2020
kingfestus:
instead of you to pray for them you are saying rubbish .. not your fault sha...jst allow dem meet you
??
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:37am On Jul 19, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:
Hey Guys, Good Morning... HAPPY SUNDAY to us All

Abeg Nah 1 matter fly enter my head this Morning And I go Like make SENIOR MEN FOR THIS THREAD help put Mouth and Contribute...

INTELLIGENCE, SURVEILLANCE AND RECONNAISSANCE (ISR) AT THE FRONTLINE WITH THE USE OF ANIMALS

With Reference to the UAV/Drone matter wey we discuss the other day, me I bn dey think sey WHAT OF SWITCHING TO THE USE OF HOMING PIGEONS for Photographic Espionage of the BOKO-ISWAP Territories, Plans and Activities.....

ACCORDING TO HISTORY::

Homing pigeons were widely used by both American and British forces during World War II. In fact, the U.S. Army had an entire Pigeon Breeding and Training Center at Fort Monmouth, N.J., where the pigeons were trained to carry small capsules containing messages, maps, photographs and cameras. Military historians claim that more than 90 percent of all pigeon-carried messages sent by the U.S. Army during the war were received.

The birds even participated in the D-Day invasion on June 6, 1944 because troops operated under radio silence. The pigeons sent information about German positions on Normandy beaches and reported back on the success of the mission. 
Bro the use of pigeons are obsolete ooo. We’d be the laughing stock of the entire free world if we begin to employ world war tactics like training birds to deliver messages when there are stealth drones and choppers to undergo covert missions in 2020.. if Nigeria wants to buy these things they’d buy it
Or best invest in trained German shepherds to sniff out ieds...the us marines still uses dogs to sniff out locally made bombs in Iraq... watch this movie “Megan leavy”
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 11:04am On Jul 19, 2020
sikowitz17:
Bro the use of pigeons are obsolete ooo. We’d be the laughing stock of the entire free world if we begin to employ world war tactics like training birds to deliver messages when there are stealth drones and choppers to undergo covert missions in 2020
My brother, I am quite aware of the its Obsolescence, but At least There is high chance of recording success as per past Usage success.. Well, as for me sha, The method wey You use No concern ANYBODY as far as the End result is achieved since 2+7=9, 8+1=9, 3+6=9 and 4+5=9.....

Wetin me just dey reason be Sey LET'S ASSUME THE DHQ AUTHORITIES ARE NOT EVEN READY TO SPEND MEANINGFUL MONEY IN THIS COUNTERINSURGENCY WAHALA, WHAT ARE THEN THE REALISTIC CHEAP ALTERNATIVES.... SHIKENA
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 11:22am On Jul 19, 2020
These are not the best of times for the army.

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:41am On Jul 19, 2020
The both of them took a picture together and died days apart from each other!!
Course 45
Sigh!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by damibjs: 11:45am On Jul 19, 2020
@sikowitz17... Am so sorry for my utterances yterday....plz accept my apologies....God will grant u ur heart desires. All the best.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:55am On Jul 19, 2020
damibjs:
@sikowitz17... Am so sorry for my utterances yterday....plz accept my apologies....God will grant u ur heart desires. All the best.
omo bro we don forget the matter bro.. the help wey you go do na to fix person up for here Abeg make dem sef fit get am...
All of us are here for each other.. one love bro.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by odimbannamdi(m): 12:39pm On Jul 19, 2020
damibjs:
Its not abt agreeing.... Its abt learning....its abt knowing.... So many contribution u have made mention abt which i dont kno....but I make cal...seek knowledge from soldiers or officers in my barrack....despite spending 4 decades in the barracks.

Don't say tinz or counter tinz u are not sure or have knowledge about.

A decade is equivalent to 10years, so 4 decades is equivalent to 40years. If you have lived in the barracks for 4 decades, that means you are at least 40years. Interesting!

Kindly take the effort to articulate your thoughts and write in a comprehensible manner. The Army watches out for these things. Besides, you are hurting our eyes here.

Thanks.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by odimbannamdi(m): 12:43pm On Jul 19, 2020
damibjs:


U are a big fooool....I too kno dey worry u...datz the more reason u dey fail for screening........I can mention the name here...but for reasons I won't.

So smone DAT join the Army wit his ND....quickly dash down for his HND can't be commissioned with godfatherism....

I tooooo kno go also screen u out diz time around...ITK kill u dere

It is surprising how everyone is the COAS or CDS online, claiming they know who and who.

I pray your utterances on Nairaland dont put you in trouble. I remember you nearly clashing with someone in the cult thread few months back. This forum is not entirely faceless, you know?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by odimbannamdi(m): 12:44pm On Jul 19, 2020
sikowitz17:
lol thank God he didn’t... I recognize that I’ve not been successful not because I know all but because of medical errors on the academy’s part..
atleast I know I’ll get more chances and God willing, I’ll get it... we don forget the matter sha.. na make all of us win Na him we dey after..

Dont let what he said get to you. Even COAS' candidate sef dey fail for screening. When it is your time, it is your time.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by odimbannamdi(m): 12:53pm On Jul 19, 2020
sikowitz17:
lol bro adebayo is packard ooooo
Rc no too dey go NE sef.. that’s our job as SSC mostly..

Drill shed!! Chai! Memories are flooding in! cry

The late Arotile (of blessed memory), was just 23 when she got commissioned into the Armed Forces through RC. That is mostly the case for most RC combatants. They are usually very young, upon commissioning, and lack most soft and emotionally skills needed to lead men at the theatre.

That is why the Army prefer to send SSC guys to the NE. By the time they are through with the conventional university education, NYSC and some civilian work experience, they must have seen life from different perspectives. With the ultimate touch of life in NDA for 9months, they will emerge better fighters.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by odimbannamdi(m): 12:58pm On Jul 19, 2020
damibjs:


Aspiring to be in the NA....not again....I fixed cousins...brothers...sisters..etc...na God....not me.
Am so sorry for the choice of words....#Apologies

Oga calm down abeg. Fix ko fix ni. We go like know who you be. Identify yourself make we know you. As long as you are not COAS or CDS, take pin deflate your ego abeg. We no need toxicity here at all.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Blueelf: 1:04pm On Jul 19, 2020
sikowitz17:
The both of them took a picture together and died days apart from each other!!
Course 45
Sigh!

Looks like DSSC abi?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Blueelf: 1:05pm On Jul 19, 2020
odimbannamdi:


Drill shed!! Chai! Memories are flooding in! cry

The late Arotile (of blessed memory), was just 23 when she got commissioned into the Armed Forces through RC. That is mostly the case for most RC combatants. They are usually very young, upon commissioning, and lack most soft and emotionally skills needed to lead men at the theatre.

That is why the Army prefer to send SSC guys to the NE. By the time they are through with the conventional university education, NYSC and some civilian work experience, they must have seen life from different perspectives. With the ultimate touch of life in NDA for 9months, they will emerge better fighters.


Exactly, you just mirrored what is on my mind but said it better

What do you like to drink? Send me your house address and its all yours smiley
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Blueelf: 1:07pm On Jul 19, 2020
odimbannamdi:


A decade is equivalent to 10years, so 4 decades is equivalent to 40years. If you have lived in the barracks for 4 decades, that means you are at least 40years. Interesting!

Kindly take the effort to articulate your thoughts and write in a comprehensible manner. The Army watches out for these things. Besides, you are hurting our eyes here.

Thanks.

Thanks for your matured responses to him

Loopholes dey for him comments but i decided to keep mum
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Blueelf: 1:08pm On Jul 19, 2020
ugo4u:
These are not the best of times for the army.

This lends credence to earlier reports that bandits in katsina are Boko Haram in disguise lipsrsealed
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by odimbannamdi(m): 1:08pm On Jul 19, 2020
damibjs:
@sikowitz17... Am so sorry for my utterances yterday....plz accept my apologies....God will grant u ur heart desires. All the best.

Weldone on tendering an apology. But i will recommend that you go back and edit the post where you said those nasty things, so that other people dont see it. It speaks ill of you

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