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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 5:40pm On Jul 19, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

I know right.
Happy birthday to you.
Age amazingly.
May sends her love.
Thanks so much dear.
Send her my love too.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:12pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

Thanks dear.
Love and chill spirit kee you there.
That is all I get for being romantic? tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Joyseeker: 7:40pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:
I have sent inneedofhelp her own.
Waiting for Joyseeker.
I hope I am not late sir?
Please I have not been online for awhile.
Forgive me please . I have sent you the account number.

Please don't pass me by.
Thanks to you and everyone
May helpers locate you all.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:43pm On Jul 19, 2020
Joyseeker:

I hope I am not late sir?
Please I have not been online for awhile.
Forgive me please . I have sent you the account number.

Please don't pass me by.
Thanks to you and everyone
May helpers locate you all.
I noticed you weren't not to online.
How you can you send your account number to me when I have not accepted your request to mail me? Ko possible na.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Joyseeker: 7:45pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

I noticed you weren't not to online.
How you can you send your account number to me when I have not accepted your request to mail me? Ko possible na.
It is true, what do I need to do?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:47pm On Jul 19, 2020
Joyseeker:

It is true, what do I need to do?
Now that I am following you you can send the account details. I will get it directly.
Please let others know when you have received it.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Joyseeker: 7:49pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

Now that I am following you you can send the account details. I will get it directly.
Please let others know when you have received it.
I have sent it sir.
Thank you.
Sure, I will.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:08pm On Jul 19, 2020
Joyseeker:

I have sent it sir.
Thank you.
Sure, I will.
Hey ma'm.
There is a little problem.
I have exceeded the maximum transactions I can carry out on a daily. Please if you don't mind, give me till 12:01 AM. I promise to wake up and send you the money.
I am sorry please.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Joyseeker: 8:10pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

Hey ma'm.
There is a little problem.
I have exceeded the maximum transactions I can carry out on a daily. Please if you don't mind, give me till 12:01 AM. I promise to wake up and send you the money.
I am sorry please.
Okay Sir. No problem sir. No need to disturb your sleep you can wait till day break sir.
Thanks so much, I am very grateful.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:12pm On Jul 19, 2020
Joyseeker:

Okay Sir. No problem sir. No need to disturb your sleep you can wait till day break sir.
Thanks so much, I am very grateful.
Don't worry about my sleep.
You will get it as promised.
Thanks for your understanding.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Joyseeker: 8:13pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

Don't worry about my sleep.
You will get it as promised.
Thanks for your understanding.
Ah thanks so much to you and everyone.
God bless.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:16pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

Don't worry about my sleep.
You will get it as promised.
Thanks for your understanding.
Send me her details, let me credit her, you will refund me tomorrow.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:17pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

Send me her details, let me credit her, you will refund me tomorrow.
So nice of you. smiley
But no need, she will get it first thing past 12 AM.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:18pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

So nice of you. smiley
But no need, she will get it first thing past 12 AM.
I insist. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:19pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

I insist. undecided
Don't stress yourself.
Something tells me you are missing me. wink
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:21pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

Don't stress yourself.
Something tells me you are missing me. wink
Is that your own way of saying you miss me?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:23pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

Is that your own way of saying you miss me?
I do miss you. wink That isn't far from the truth.
I feel like I have known you for ages. wink
True love is powerful.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:24pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

I do miss you. wink That isn't far from the truth.
I feel like I have known you for ages. wink
True love is powerful.
True love mayan you there.
Thanks for everything to day tho, you are a darling.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:26pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

True love mayan you there.
Thanks for everything to day tho, you are a darling.
Stop it, those are nothing. grin

Would have loved to offer you a ring. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:29pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

Stop it, those are nothing. grin

Would have loved to offer you a ring. tongue
Pele.

You need to change your perspectives on Nigerian ladies.
You painted them gorily. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:30pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

Pele.

You need to change your perspectives on Nigerian ladies.
You painted them gorily. undecided
Tell me what I don't know.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:45pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

Tell me what I don't know.
Firstly, I could have brought this up on whatsap but I don't want it to seem like it was initiated here and I went all the way behind to contribute.

I understand the basis of your assessment, using May and all. I know she is humble, sweet, calm, not rude and all, but you need to acknowledge the male factor here. Most ladies are what they are because of what the men in their lives have turned them into.
I don't have issues with the slay queens as you put it, as we have them so we have slay kings or better still gigolos. But tagging the offshoot as feminist is a bit off.
Take May for instance, the way she paints her man. A man who doesn't stress her nor impose those African masculine mentality on her nor limit her to the kitchen as most dusty men do, despite that he earns three times of what she earns (as she put it herself) means the man is doing the right thing.
You don't expect ladies like that to not bring out their best.
It's a GAGO kinda thing, you get the exact or more of what you put in. Treat her like trash and watch her turn you to LAWMA, treat her like a queen and watch her build a long lasting empire with you.
When next you are taking your time to analyze these ladies, endeavor not to rule out how much demons these dusty Nigerian men have become.
No hard feelings.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:57pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

Firstly, I could have brought this up on whatsap but I don't want it to seem like it was initiated here and I went all the way behind to contribute.

I understand the basis of your assessment, using May and all. I know she is humble, sweet, calm, not rude and all, but you need to acknowledge the male factor here. Most ladies are what they are because of what the men in their lives have turned them into.
I don't have issues with the slay queens as you put it, as we have them so we have slay kings or better still gigolos. But tagging the offshoot as feminist is a bit off.
Take May for instance, the way she paints her man. A man who doesn't stress her nor impose those African masculine mentality on her nor limit her to the kitchen as most dusty men do, despite that he earns three times of what she earns (as she put it herself) means the man is doing the right thing.
You don't expect ladies like that to not bring out their best.
It's a GAGO kinda thing, you get the exact or more of what you put in. Treat her like trash and watch her turn you to LAWMA, treat her like a queen and watch her build a long lasting empire with you.
When next you are taking your time to analyze these ladies, endeavor not to rule out how much demons these dusty Nigerian men have become.
No hard feelings.
As it were for Abraham so it were for Sarah.
Naija guys are dusty, demonic yada yada yada.
I don't date Nigerian guys, I date the ladies.
Whatever assertion I might have drawn up was out of personal experience and encounter.
I don't follow hearsays, I judge by what I have seen and experienced.
My story is the best template for comparative assessment. I have met tons of these slay queens and low budget Linda Ikejis, was I supposed to pretend they aren't what they are?
If every other man deserves to be treated illy, I do not deserve it because to the best of my knowledge I have treated all the ladies in my life well, yet they came out poorly as expected
So no, from my end Nigerian ladies aren't what they are because of their male counterparts, they are what they are because they are Eve the apple eater. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:03pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

As it were for Abraham so it were for Sarah.
Naija guys are dusty, demonic yada yada yada.
I don't date Nigerian guys, I date the ladies.
Whatever assertion I might have drawn up was out of personal experience and encounter.
I don't follow hearsays, I judge by what I have seen and experienced.
My story is the best template for comparative assessment. I have met tons of these slay queens and low budget Linda Ikejis, was I supposed to pretend they aren't what they are?
If every other man deserves to be treated illy, I do not deserve it because to the best of my knowledge I have treated all the ladies in my life well, yet they came out poorly as expected
So no, from my end Nigerian ladies aren't what they are because of their male counterparts, they are what they are because they are Eve the apple eater. undecided
I have made my point, it isn't a most you accept it.
Dear chilvarous Macho.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:05pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

I have made my point, it isn't a most you accept it.
Dear chilvarous Macho.
Made mine too.
I'm chilvary not macho.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:07pm On Jul 19, 2020
Collegenews:

Made mine too.
I'm chilvary not macho.
The combination of the two is what a man should be. smiley
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:09pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

The combination of the two is what a man should be. smiley
A macho does his things showily and to garner admirations.
No man should do that.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 9:13pm On Jul 19, 2020
YOU PEOPLE SABI ENGLISH O. smiley
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:15pm On Jul 19, 2020
Egoat:
YOU PEOPLE SABI ENGLISH O. smiley
tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jul 19, 2020
MZrapper:

So it's your birthday.Happy Birthday,hope you had fun wink Wishing you whatever you desire to achieve cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:18am On Jul 20, 2020
Joyseeker:

Ah thanks so much to you and everyone.
God bless.
Sent.
In case you will wonder what the additional 5k is for.
I was supposed to buy someone here 5 cartons of smoov Chapman but she asked me to send you the money, that was some few weeks ago.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:33am On Jul 20, 2020
Collegenews:

Sent.
In case you will wonder what the additional 5k is for.
I was supposed to buy someone here 5 cartons of smoov Chapman but she asked me to send you the money, that was some few weeks ago.
Mr talk and do.
For your mind. lipsrsealed

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