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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 1:25pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

Wetin man go do.
Thanks my man. I will wait.
It's sleek, isn't it?
I really can't tell, only my woman can tell.
I am sure she enjoys it sha.
But definitely if I pay attention to it, I may discover one or two flaws.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:26pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

I really can't tell, only my woman can tell.
I am sure she enjoys it sha.
But definitely if I pay attention to it, I may discover one or two flaws.
You don't game?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 1:27pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

You don't game?
Virtual games? Nope! I play only Scrabble and maybe chess some times.
You?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:28pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

Virtual games? Nope! I play only Scrabble and maybe chess some times.
You?
No Pes?
Of course I game, that is why I want to buy that PC.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 1:30pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

No Pes?
Of course I game, that is why I want to buy that PC.
PES? Nope. I don't even do sports at all. Those things aren't for everyone.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:33pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

PES? Nope. I don't even do sports at all. Those things aren't for everyone.
How do you cope with the fact that she's enthusiastic about football, PES and all?
If you don't mind me asking.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 1:37pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

How do you cope with the fact that she's enthusiastic about football, PES and all?
If you don't mind me asking.
I don't mind. It's nothing. It doesn't disturb in any way. All I do with my TV is watch news, ever since she's been around she watches her match when due and I'm never bothered. The same set of news will be aired over and over again which means I won't miss anything. As far as she isn't watching Zee world, Telemundo and those annoying programs then I can deal.
Are you married?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 1:44pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

I don't mind. It's nothing. It doesn't disturb in any way. All I do with my TV is watch news, ever since she's been around she watches her match when due and I'm never bothered. The same set of news will be aired over and over again which means I won't miss anything. As far as she isn't watching Zee world, Telemundo and those annoying programs. then I can deal.
Are you married?
Bolded. grin grin grin grin
You are lucky to have your woman love other things aside those programs. My sisters are madly addicted to them, whenever they come visiting I end up spending extra time outside my home.
It is weird to see a man who doesn't watch football tho.
I'm not married, but praying to soon. But why that particular PC? Wasn't that too expensive?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 1:55pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

Bolded. grin grin grin grin
You are lucky to have your woman love other things aside those programs. My sisters are madly addicted to them, whenever they come visiting I end up spending extra time outside my home.
It is weird to see a man who doesn't watch football tho.
I'm not married, but praying to soon. But why that particular PC? Wasn't that too expensive?
My guy I can relate. I personally can't tolerate those programs and I am happy she isn't into them. Lucky? Not really. There are like a bunch of other things about her to share testimony over, this one is just a little.
About not watching footballs.
It isn't weird, it's just choice. I have tried watching but mehn... I can't see the fun in it.
Too expensive? It isn't.
Good luck on the bolded my man.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:04pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

My guy I can relate. I personally can't tolerate those programs and I am happy she isn't into them. Lucky? Not really. There are like a bunch of other things about her to share testimony over, this one is just a little.
About not watching footballs.
It isn't weird, it's just choice. I have tried watching but mehn... I can't see the fun in it.
Too expensive? It isn't.
Good luck on the bolded my man.
Eyah! Dope! Lucky you man.

You are missing man. Football is life. What do you do for fun?
Thanks my man.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 2:13pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

Eyah! Dope! Lucky you man.

You are missing man. Football is life. What do you do for fun?
Thanks my man.
This your pattern of linking convos is dope. Lol
Bold to bold, italic to italic.
You are quite inquisitive tho.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:18pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

This your pattern of linking convos is dope. Lol
Bold to bold, italic to italic.
You are quite inquisitive tho.
I know right. I'm very very inquisitive especially when it comes to someone or something I have interest in. Not in a way to intrude on their privacies tho, you know just that anxiousness to know who is behind that moniker and to also validate some sweet suspicions which are from reading her diaries especially.
Sorry if it's somehow to you. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 2:27pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

I know right. I'm very very inquisitive especially when it comes to someone or something I have interest in. Not in a way to intrude on their privacies tho, you know just that anxiousness to know who is behind that moniker and to also validate some sweet suspicions which are from reading her diaries especially.
Sorry if it's somehow to you. tongue
Na wa to you o.
No shakes man, I feel you. I don't have any ish with it, it's all for fun as far as private boundaries aren't crossed.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:34pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

Na wa to you o.
No shakes man, I feel you. I don't have any ish with it, it's all for fun as far as private boundaries aren't crossed.
I dig that man. wink grin
It isn't easy to find a woman that would give her all in a relationship these days. And to be sincere, I find it hard to buy a gift of #5k for my gf without that feeling she is gold digging me. I can imagine how much she is worth to deserve that PC.
I am being serious tho.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 2:55pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

I dig that man. wink grin
It isn't easy to find a woman that would give her all in a relationship these days . And to be sincere, I find it hard to buy a gift of #5k for my gf without that feeling she is gold digging me. I can imagine how much she is worth to deserve that PC.
I am being serious tho.
First and foremost, the bolded is what to call luck not that she doesn't watch Zee world.
She is not just 'gf' by the way, she is my woman. Of course it will be harder for me too to send a girlfriend #100 airtime let alone #5k, I rather spend it on callertunes. But when you find a woman deserving of these things. A woman whose worthiness is felt to high heavens, the last thing you want to do is deprive her of all that makes life beautiful to her. She enjoys gaming a lot and that is her own definition of fun. If she won't go clubbing nor do those nonsense most ladies indulge in, why won't I get her what is at par with others' funs? You dig?.

Anyways, the right woman deserves the universe man, not some random girlfriends.
Besides, she can get those things herself, that alone means she deserves more.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:08pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

First and foremost, the bolded is what to call luck not that she doesn't watch Zee world.
She is not just 'gf' by the way, she is my woman. Of course it will be harder for me too to send a girlfriend #100 airtime let alone #5k, I rather spend it on callertunes. But when you find a woman deserving of these things. A woman whose worthiness is felt to high heavens, the last thing you want to do is deprive her of all that makes life beautiful to her. She enjoys gaming a lot and that is her own definition of fun. If she won't go clubbing nor do those nonsense most ladies indulge in, why won't I get her what is at par with others' funs? You dig?.

Anyways, the right woman deserves the universe man, not some random girlfriends.
Besides, she can get those things herself, that alone means she deserves more.
Kai man.
I just dey red man.smiley
Laz laz na worthiness, no two ways about it.
I love love tho, all I have ever asked for is a reasonable and decent lady that will up my taste or at least fit in. But for where? Na scam them be. This 21st century offers us ladies that will only pretend and starts getting fat when they got the ring, not all of them. I know there are ladies like May out there but it's fucking hard to get one.
It is very painful I swear to God.
I think it's easier to find a woman as an hustling guy, when you are made all you will ever get are hoes. Permit me to use that word.
You are lucky man.
I know wetin I dey talk.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 3:35pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

Kai man.
I just dey red man.smiley
Laz laz na worthiness, no two ways about it.
I love love tho, all I have ever asked for is a reasonable and decent lady that will up my taste or at least fit in. But for where? Na scam them be. This 21st century offers us ladies that will only pretend and starts getting fat when they got the ring, not all of them. I know there are ladies like May out there but it's fucking hard to get one.
It is very painful I swear to God.
I think it's easier to find a woman as an hustling guy, when you are made all you will ever get are hoes. Permit me to use that word.
You are lucky man.
I know wetin I dey talk.
I perfectly understand all that you are saying and I can relate. I have had my share of these 21st century offers. You see them everywhere you go but both sexes can be found in this category, it isn't limited to the ladies. I think you should work on your perspectives first, or should I say your unrealistic expectations from these ladies? Most times what is stopping us is surprisingly in our own head, even when you see a good lady you already harbour those ill perspectives about her. And when she gives you her best, all you will see is a lady that is is not enough. The problem isn't with the lady, the problem is the inability of the man to acknowledge the lady's threshold. Just maybe when you learn to appreciate the little they offer then they may be indirectly forced to up their personal bests. Then again, your expectations can't be met within a very short while, compatibility takes time and dedications. It doesn't just sprout up suddenly or just because you want it to. You both have to mutually make it work and it takes time. I have known her for almost seven years and we have dated for 5 plus years, what do you think we were doing all through? Throwing flowers or throwing jabs? Be ready to manage your woman till she becomes your dream woman.
I am not good at giving advice tho, I just think we should work on ourselves as men first before drawing up unrealistic expectations.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 4:14pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

I perfectly understand all that you are saying and I can relate. I have had my share of these 21st century offers. You see them everywhere you go but both sexes can be found in this category, it isn't limited to the ladies. I think you should work on your perspectives first, or should I say your unrealistic expectations from these ladies? Most times what is stopping us is surprisingly in our own head, even when you see a good lady you already harbour those ill perspectives about her. And when she gives you her best, all you will see is a lady that is is not enough. The problem isn't with the lady, the problem is the inability of the man to acknowledge the lady's threshold. Just maybe when you learn to appreciate the little they offer then they may be indirectly forced to up their personal bests. Then again, your expectations can't be met within a very short while, compatibility takes time and dedications. It doesn't just sprout up suddenly or just because you want it to. You both have to mutually make it work and it takes time. I have known her for almost seven years and we have dated for 5 plus years, what do you think we were doing all through? Throwing flowers or throwing jabs? Be ready to manage your woman till she becomes your dream woman.
I am not good at giving advice tho, I just think we should work on ourselves as men first before drawing up unrealistic expectations.
Nice contribution my man.
There are some ladies that even if you manage them, and invest all your energies on them they will rather take every bit of it for granted rather than upping their best. I am glad you acknowledged you are lucky, to have a woman who puts in her best and believe me it isn't beans. That alone is enough encouragement to tolerate, invest your time on her and accommodate her threshold.
A man isn't asking for too much by demanding for an encouraging and impressive beginning and again, as much as I will like to admit that all ladies can be managed I still will like to let you know some ladies do not have sense and from their very beginning you know where all the trials will end. It will end in shambles.

Please pardon me to say this, your woman has only been with you all her life, do you know how much respect that has earned her? I'm not saying a successful relationship all borders on the virginity of a woman or her body count but to be sincere, all these little things that people take for nothing are what sum up the core values of a woman.
You may want to treat her unfairly but when you consider what she is worth -the worthiness which is a sum total of very hard to find qualities in this century- you just have to cut her some slacks.
Let me borrow Mz.rapper's line, a city's sperm bank can't even earn the least consideration to be treated as a queen, same with a woman with very foul attitude not to talk of her gold digging tendencies and a bunch of other unsuitabilities. How do you plan to manage these kind of women?
I won't jump from thread to thread shaming women but I love to let a man who has found a good woman know he has found one. It is not easy.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 4:26pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

Nice contribution my man.
There are some ladies that even if you manage them, and invest all your energies on them they will rather take very bit of it for granted rather than upping their best. I am glad you acknowledged you are lucky, to have a woman who puts in her best and believe me it isn't beans. That alone is enough encouragement to tolerate, invest your time on her and accommodate her threshold.
A man isn't asking for too much by demanding for an encouraging and impressive beginning and again, as much as I will like to admit that all ladies can be managed I still will like to let you know some ladies do not have sense and from their very beginning you know where all the trials will end. It will end in shambles.

Please pardon me to say this, your woman has only been with you all her life, do you know how much respect that has earned her? I'm not saying a successful relationship all borders on the virginity of a woman or her body count but to be sincere, all these little things that people take for nothing are what sum up the core values of a woman.
You may want to treat her unfairly but when you consider what she is worth -the worthiness which is a sum total of very hard to find qualities in this century- you just have to cut her some slacks.
Let me borrow Mz.rapper's line, a city's sperm bank can't even earn the least consideration to be treated as a queen, same with a woman with very foul attitude not to talk of her gold digging tendencies and a bunch of other unsuitabilities. How do you plan to manage these kind of women?
I won't jump from thread to thread shaming women but I love to let a man who has found a good woman know he has found one. It is not easy.
You have made very good points man.
And the sweet thing is we aren't arguing to win, it's just enlightenment.
The bolded are words on marble.
Thanks Sage!
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 4:29pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

You have made very good points man.
And the sweet thing is we aren't arguing to win, it's just enlightenment.
The bolded are words on marble.
Thanks Sage!
You are the man my guy.
Thanks for your time.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 4:52pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

You are the man my guy.
Thanks for your time.
You welcome my nigga CN.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 4:58pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

You welcome my nigga CN.
I know you guys have put up impenetrable walls for obvious reasons and I am not tying to infringe on your privacies.
But I really will like to meet with you guys, I will be in Awoyaya on Friday next week. No harms, no shits.
Just want to meet two people that I like and admire.
If you don't mind, where in Ajah do you stay?
When will you be free?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 5:00pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

I know you guys have put up impenetrable walls for obvious reasons and I am not tying to infringe on your privacies.
But I really will like to meet with you guys, I will be in Awoyaya on Friday next week. No harms, no shits.
Just want to meet two people that I like and admire.
If you don't mind, where in Ajah do you stay?
When will you be free?
I appreciate this man but you know the response to this.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:07pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

I appreciate this man but you know the response to this.
I know man.
If you would with Mzrappe.r, you can as well do this. I don't bite man.
Just let me see you guys, even if na inside Dodan barracks.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by lirusehn(m): 5:17pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

I know man.
If you would with Mzrappe.r, you can as well do this. I don't bite man.
Just let me see you guys, even if na inside Dodan barracks.
Lol. No be only Dodan Barracks na Ojoo barracks.
Let me know when you are around.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:18pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

Lol. No be only Dodan Barracks na Ojoo barracks.
Let me know when you are around.
Correct man.
Correct man.
Take am.
I won't disappoint my man. cool

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 5:39pm On Jul 24, 2020
Collegenews:

I know man.
If you would with Mzrappe.r, you can as well do this. I don't bite man.
Just let me see you guys, even if na inside Dodan barracks.
He definitely must include Mzrapper.
Smh.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 8:00pm On Jul 24, 2020
lirusehn:

First and foremost, the bolded is what to call luck not that she doesn't watch Zee world.
She is not just 'gf' by the way, she is my woman. Of course it will be harder for me too to send a girlfriend #100 airtime let alone #5k, I rather spend it on callertunes. But when you find a woman deserving of these things. A woman whose worthiness is felt to high heavens, the last thing you want to do is deprive her of all that makes life beautiful to her. She enjoys gaming a lot and that is her own definition of fun. If she won't go clubbing nor do those nonsense most ladies indulge in, why won't I get her what is at par with others' funs? You dig?.

Anyways, the right woman deserves the universe man, not some random girlfriends.
Besides, she can get those things herself, that alone means she deserves more.
What manner of line is this? You rather spend it on callertunes? grin grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by InNeedOfHelp: 8:28am On Jul 25, 2020
maynation:

Mama Tee shey you know I'm warning you bayi?
What is Queen's moniker doing in between Liru and May's moniker?? sad
Ahhh mama. grin grin
Esu o ni ya yin. Dont mind me.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:37am On Jul 25, 2020
InNeedOfHelp:

Ahhh mama. grin grin
Esu o ni ya yin. Dont mind me.
Amin o mama Tee.
How are you mamaly?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by InNeedOfHelp: 8:38am On Jul 25, 2020
maynation:

Amin o mama Tee.
How are you mamaly?
We ar fine ma. Eyin nko ma?
lol at mamaly.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by maynation(f): 8:39am On Jul 25, 2020
InNeedOfHelp:

We ar fine ma. Eyin nko ma?
lol at mamaly.
I am well too ma.
Thanks for asking.

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