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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 9:05pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews Isn't this regarded as SIMPing?Am thrilled.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Galactico4ever(m): 9:19pm On Jul 30, 2020
Hey guys.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

She doesn't reply PMs, thanks.
Sorry for the disturbance. Please how can I contact her? Or can I dm you instead?
*Note: it's not about money at all. Thanks.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 9:43pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

I swear she is married. smiley
Are you sure man?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 9:52pm On Jul 30, 2020
NNU0000:
Isn't this regarded as SIMPing?Am thrilled.
You that you aren't Simping, what have you got to show for it?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 6:30am On Jul 31, 2020
maynation:

I sent something to your mail too.
Please help forward it to Collegenews, CN should help copy Mzrapper also.
Got the message. Sorry I am just replying. smiley
Lines shall fall in pleasant places for you.

Accept my good deepest wishes.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 7:07am On Jul 31, 2020
Collegenews:

It is just you and I viewing the thread currently. wink
No one else can see.
Meet my E 350. wink wink

It is 'It is just you and me viewing the thread'.
You didn't upload pictures of your power bike?

Piece of showoff. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 7:21am On Jul 31, 2020
Collegenews:

Why do we have cars that cost billions of naira?
It's more than that purpose.
Now I'm not trying to show off as every poor person would easily think. embarassed
There are special places I can only go with my E 350, you will never see me go there with my Peugeot 407 or my Muscle Camry. Never.
I travel interstate with my Peugeot, go to bushy sites with my hilux, attend special functions with my E 350 and keep the Camry for back up in case any of the three disappoints. I am praying to God to provide for me so that I can get more.
Cars are not just for locomotion, they are for personal edification, comfort and unexplainable satisfactions. angry angry
You can't put every success of yours on social media and expect not to attract fake lovers.
Ko possible,
One single week on your whatsap list and I have been able to size you up, I believe same with others.

Return to your old life and let go off all these your acquired properties that are getting into your head for now. And you stand chances of being hooked, as far as you keep living like this, it's very impossible to not attract gold diggers.
By the way, you may have found genuine and real love someway along the line but might have been too carried away to notice it because of your stereotypical perspectives and distorted vistas.
May true love find you.
undecided undecided

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 9:07am On Jul 31, 2020
MZrapper:


It is 'It is just you and me viewing the thread'.
You didn't upload pictures of your power bike?

Piece of showoff. undecided
Thanks! my sweet teacher. tongue
Hey May I forgot.
I have a Ducati Monster 700cc, that power bike is costlier than my Camry 2009. Huuuuuuu lala. grin grin grin
How did I forget? grin
MZrapper:

You can't put every success of yours on social media and expect not to attract fake lovers.
Ko possible,
One single week on your whatsap list and I have been able to size you up, I believe same with others.

Return to your old life and let go off all these your acquired properties that are getting into your head for now. And you stand chances of being hooked, as far as you keep living like this, it's very impossible to not attract gold diggers.
By the way, you may have found genuine and real love someway along the line but might have been too carried away to notice it because of your stereotypical perspectives and distorted vistas.
May true love find you.
undecided undecided
*yawns*
It isn't a crime to snap and upload pictures.
Na wetin I get I use snap, I no borrow pose. tongue
I am dealing with them fokaz by the way.
Person wey size me up wey no see kobo collect nko? grin grin
I stingy mad.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 9:12am On Jul 31, 2020
prinx55555:

Are you sure man?
Yeah man. She is here, ask her.
prinx55555:

You that you aren't Simping, what have you got to show for it?
You get time. Being a Simp is better than being a Beggar.
I'm a proud Simp, man. grin

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:19am On Jul 31, 2020
Kollegenews:

Thanks! my sweet teacher. tongue
Hey May I forgot.
I have a Ducati Monster 700cc, that power bike is costlier than my Camry 2009. Huuuuuuu lala. grin grin grin
How did I forget? grin

*yawns*
It isn't a crime to snap and upload pictures.
Na wetin I get I use snap, I no borrow pose. tongue
I am dealing with them fokaz by the way.
Person wey size me up wey no see kobo collect nko
? grin grin
I stingy mad.
grin grin
Real talks, way to go. May true love find you.
What happened to your moniker?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 9:21am On Jul 31, 2020
MZrapper:
grin grin
Real talks, way to go. May true love find you.
What happened to your moniker?
Dished. This is my new and only moniker.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 9:21am On Jul 31, 2020
Kollegenews:



Yeah man. She is here, ask her.

You get time. Being a Simp is better than being a Beggar.
I'm a proud Simp man. grin
Wetin apun to your oda account?Are we sure this is not a fake
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:22am On Jul 31, 2020
Kollegenews:

Dished. This is my new and only moniker.

What did our last massage on Whatsap end with?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 9:23am On Jul 31, 2020
MZrapper:

What did our last massage on Whatsap end with?
Are you doubting me ni?
angry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:24am On Jul 31, 2020
Kollegenews:

Are you doubting me ni?
angry
Lol. Mad man. grin
I saw that.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 9:25am On Jul 31, 2020
MZrapper:

Lol. Mad man. grin
I saw that.
tongue tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 11:31am On Jul 31, 2020
Kollegenews:






I didn't get to see the numerous pictures of your cars that you shared. I know it has to be true seeing the conversations left on this thread.
A man who as at 2017 was going through a lot and three years after he has bought several cars speaks volumes of doubts and uncertainties I will not like to disclose.
Finding one's feet back after a fall takes time and it is gradual. Since it occurred to you to upload those pictures how about you also try and give people clues on how the sudden turn around came to reality? No amount of government job can earn you four cars within three years or less.
To prevent the wrong message being passed across to those who'd cared to read, what exactly do you do for a living. You don't have to reveal personal details but just give a clue.
Please note that, you aren't being forced nor is it some necessity that you do. You owe no one explanation but just maybe for the sake of everyone's sanity and IAAPMOO who is strictly against any kind of ill gotten wealth and possible fraud related wealths. Besides one or two persons going through all that you have been through may also find more reasons to hold onto hope and to seek adjustments in necessary areas.
Would you?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 11:41am On Jul 31, 2020
Lol. I concur.
I have asked the same question tho and his answer was convincing.

I support he overtly answers the question.
For clarification sake. grin

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 12:40pm On Jul 31, 2020
huuuuuu lala
grin grin

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 12:45pm On Jul 31, 2020
Kollegenews:

Cc
Sehindemi.
Let me know when you have seen this so that I can take it down.
Happy for you dearie.
Sorry for everything. smiley

Seen. You can take it down.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 12:46pm On Jul 31, 2020
Sehindemi:

Happy for you dearie.
Sorry for everything. smiley

Seen. You can take it down.

Thanks Demi. kiss kiss
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 12:49pm On Jul 31, 2020
Kollegenews:

Thanks Demi. kiss kiss
You welcome dear.
Are you still doing the government job?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 12:54pm On Jul 31, 2020
Sehindemi:

You welcome dear.
Are you still doing the government job?
God forbid bad thing.
That 121k that they paid me monthly, I can make three of it on one single trip to Cotonou or Benin.
Who has time to waste? Besides, Abuja too far to juggle works and business.
How are you jare?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Tozic: 12:56pm On Jul 31, 2020
There's something I can seem to phantom with these money of a thing you guys tend to discuss all the time. Not that I'm against it whatsoever but let's call a spade a spade. When a guy is broke, complains come from different angle different direction, and the worse of them all is you don't question the broke ones on why they are broke and what has kept them the way they are. Okay now, haven't received criticisms from his circles the young man becomes desperate at all means to look for where he can put his hands to get money, either legitimately or not. He gets the money just to escape the pressure that has been mounted on him by his circles. He comes online to change the perspective his circles have towards him, only for him to be questioned by the same people that mocked him when he was broke. It doesn't make sense. Actually, those that get rich overnight have to be questioned, but since you have called them unprintable names when they were broke you don't have to question them any longer. The only ones that have the authority do such are those who never called them such names. I'm not advocating that guys should be broke, but when you call them unprintable names don't question them when they become fortunate. You've gotten your order.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 12:56pm On Jul 31, 2020
Kollegenews:

God forbid bad thing.
That 121k that they paid me monthly, I can make three of it on one single trip to Cotonou or Benin.
Who has time to waste? Besides, Abuja too far to juggle works and business.
How are you jare?
I'm fine dear.
That is true tho, how do you cope now that the borders are closed?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 1:01pm On Jul 31, 2020
Sehindemi:

I'm fine dear.
That is true tho, how do you cope now that the borders are closed?
We supply other states especially Northern states, doesn't fetch much like international deals but it's quite productive.
That is why I want to switch to Landed properties.

I presume everything makes sense now?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 1:14pm On Jul 31, 2020
Tozic:
There's something I can seem to phantom with these money of a thing you guys tend to discuss all the time. Not that I'm against it whatsoever but let's call a spade a spade. When a guy is broke, complains come from different angle different direction, and the worse of them all is you don't question the broke ones on why they are broke and what has kept them the way they are. Okay now, haven't received criticisms from his circles the young man becomes desperate at all means to look for where he can put his hands to get money, either legitimately or not. He gets the money just to escape the pressure that has been mounted on him by his circles. He comes online to change the perspective his circles have towards him, only for him to be questioned by the same people that mocked him when he was broke. It doesn't make sense. Actually, those that get rich overnight have to be questioned, but since you have called them unprintable names when they were broke you don't have to question them any longer. The only ones that have the authority do such are those who never called them such names. I'm not advocating that guys should be broke, but when you call them unprintable names don't question them when they become fortunate. You've gotten your order.
I really do not have time to grace anyone's ignorance with attention. But since this oozes out a lot, you got yourself a mention. This is a very private thread and whatever and anything can be discussed. If they don't discuss money, what will they discuss? Your level of abject poverty or what? Make your points if need be but do not ''next time" start with why do they always talk about money.
That said, what is wrong in asking a man how he came about the money? Especially as it has to do with IAAPMOO?
The same "touch not my suddenly rich folks and question not their sources of income" is the reason Nigeria is in this deep shit of bad international reputes.
He has answered the question and I have personally expressed my sincere happiness to him, how exactly has this stopped you from breathing?
Make sure your next post if there would be isn't as abstruse as this, I have zero tolerance for clusterfucks.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 1:16pm On Jul 31, 2020
Kollegenews:

We supply other states especially Northern states, doesn't fetch much like international deals but it's quite productive.
That is why I want to switch to Landed properties.

I presume everything makes sense now?
Most definitely.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 1:19pm On Jul 31, 2020
Sehindemi:

Most definitely.
I pray your people support. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:27pm On Jul 31, 2020
Sehindemi
The guy you just quoted isn't just mentally impaired, he has been afflicted with serious irredeemable poverty hence he sees the talk about money as a big deal. Even tho I haven't seen where and how emphasis has been laid on money here. We talk about a lot of things but his impaired vistas and mental malady plus the financial woes he had inherited from his forefathers won't let him see anything else but the monetary talks.
Do yourself good by ignoring him.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Kollegenews(m): 1:29pm On Jul 31, 2020
Step on Mzrapper's toes and she attacks with all the words in the dictionary. grin grin

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