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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 4:38pm On Aug 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Your stance on non virgins of course.
Now you are coming to the realization of why it is so impossible to deal with unworthy women.
You should understand why I'm not married yet. wink

Senior man. I understand die.
I can't also deal with the trauma and shame that may arise last last.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:14pm On Aug 09, 2020
Egoat:

Senior man. I understand die.
I can't also deal with the trauma and shame that may arise last last.

Let me reframe for you.
No man can deal with the possible pangs of distrust that come with previous sexual experience of a woman. Some may pretend it doesn't count to them but it's nothing but a big and enormous bag of lies. Although some men handle the shameful act differently and more leniently but a man like me can't deal with such immoral acts. There are times a lady would do some slutty styles with you in bed and you naturally start wandering in thought thinking about how much of those slutty ventures she has exhibited with the previous men in her life. Nothing kills a man's feelings and ego than the thought of that.
Since I am already aware of the impending disrespect that will most definitely arise, it is very wise to stay keyed to that desired quest so as to avoid every story that touches the heart in the future, no reason to settle for anything less. After all, marriage no be achievement.
I must admit it's true the society has come up with ridiculous and partial mentality towards the female sexcapades but my brother, did the society force any immoral conducts on any one?
Everyone is raised and subjected to some necessary moral teachings which were strictly out of imposition, if a woman decided to deviate from these moral norms despite being aware of the impartiality of the society towards it then she should as well learn to accommodate every scornful judgement meted out against her. She is solely to be blamed not the society.
If you have ever deflowered a lady then you have no right to demand a virgin but my guy if all you have ever been sexually entangled with are the usual "second hands" then forget that talk.
You are only in search of a worthy one. wink
Pardon my plenty words, that topic they always vex me. wink

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 5:21pm On Aug 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Let me reframe for you.
No man can deal with the possible pangs of distrust that come with previous sexual experience of a woman. Some may pretend it doesn't count to them but it's nothing but a big and enormous bag of lies. Although some men handle the shameful act differently and more leniently but a man like me can't deal with such immoral acts. There are times a lady would do some slutty styles with you in bed and you naturally start wandering in thought thinking about how much of those slutty ventures she has exhibited with the previous men in her life. Nothing kills a man's feelings and ego than the thought of that.
Since I am already aware of the impending disrespect that will most definitely arise, it is very wise to stay keyed to that desired quest so as to avoid every story that touches the heart in the future, no reason to settle for anything less. After all, marriage no be achievement.
I must admit it's true the society has come up with ridiculous and partial mentality towards the female sexcapades but my brother, did the society force any immoral conducts on any one?
Everyone is raised and subjected to some necessary moral teachings which were strictly out of imposition, if a woman decided to deviate from these moral norms despite being aware of the impartiality of the society towards it then she should as well learn to accommodate every scornful judgement meted out against her. She is solely to be blamed not the society.

If you have ever deflowered a lady then you have no right to demand a virgin but my guy if all you have ever been sexually entangled with are the usual "second hands" then forget that talk.
You are only in search of a worthy one. wink
Pardon my plenty words, that topic they always vex me. wink
You wise die boss. cool cool
The bolded made me wow.
Ride on sir.
Weldone sir.
You like big grammars sha. grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:24pm On Aug 09, 2020
Egoat:

You wise die boss. cool cool
The bolded made me wow.
Ride on sir.
Weldone sir.
You like big grammars sha. grin grin
Forget the grammar guy, focus on the truth. wink wink
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 5:28pm On Aug 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Forget the grammar guy, focus on the truth. wink wink
Na so boss. grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:12am On Aug 10, 2020
smiley smiley

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 8:18am On Aug 10, 2020
Collegenews:
Good morning guys.
I decided to read about Vitrectomy over the night and the amount they charge for that surgery here in Nigeria is unbelievably too high not to talk of the price they charge for consulting, tests and many other charges.
Please I will like to donate towards this cause.
I know they don't need it but then we are family here, aren't we?
Egoat, Mzrapper and I will like to contribute #500k.
Please the IAAPMOO crew should react to this urgently.
Thanks.
May God replenish your pocket boss.
Nice one.
Thanks so much.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Sehindemi(f): 9:12am On Aug 10, 2020
Collegenews:
Good morning guys.
I decided to read about Vitrectomy over the night and the amount they charge for that surgery here in Nigeria is unbelievably too high not to talk of the price they charge for consulting, tests and many other charges.
Please I will like to donate towards this cause.
I know they don't need it but then we are family here, aren't we?
Egoat, Mzrapper and I will like to contribute #500k.
Please the IAAPMOO crew should react to this urgently.
Thanks.
Wow! You never cease to amaze me CN.
This is a very nice gesture, and so thoughtful of you guys.
Like I'm personally so wowed, thanks so much guys and to you CN specially.
But truth is, as helpful as this is and as wowing as it obviously is. We believe there are other people who genuinely need this help more, the most important thing she needs is your prayers especially as the surgery will be held today.
Thanks sweetheart, you are appreciated. smiley

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:28am On Aug 10, 2020
Sehindemi:

Wow! You never cease to amaze me CN.
This is a very nice gesture, and so thoughtful of you guys.
Like I'm personally so wowed, thanks so much guys and to you CN specially.
But truth is, as helpful as this is and as wowing as it obviously is. [s]We believe there are other people who genuinely need this help more,[/s] the most important thing she needs is your prayers especially as the surgery will be held today.
Thanks sweetheart, you are appreciated. smiley
Okay dear, no wahala. All the best to her.
We are praying for her most definitely.
Please take note of the crossed out.
Not everyone is worthy of the help, only and only May.
Fingers crossed.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 11:45am On Aug 10, 2020
Collegenews:

Let me reframe for you.
No man can deal with the possible pangs of distrust that come with previous sexual experience of a woman. Some may pretend it doesn't count to them but it's nothing but a big and enormous bag of lies. Although some men handle the shameful act differently and more leniently but a man like me can't deal with such immoral acts. There are times a lady would do some slutty styles with you in bed and you naturally start wandering in thought thinking about how much of those slutty ventures she has exhibited with the previous men in her life. Nothing kills a man's feelings and ego than the thought of that.
Since I am already aware of the impending disrespect that will most definitely arise, it is very wise to stay keyed to that desired quest so as to avoid every story that touches the heart in the future, no reason to settle for anything less. After all, marriage no be achievement.
I must admit it's true the society has come up with ridiculous and partial mentality towards the female sexcapades but my brother, did the society force any immoral conducts on any one?
Everyone is raised and subjected to some necessary moral teachings which were strictly out of imposition, if a woman decided to deviate from these moral norms despite being aware of the impartiality of the society towards it then she should as well learn to accommodate every scornful judgement meted out against her. She is solely to be blamed not the society.
If you have ever deflowered a lady then you have no right to demand a virgin but my guy if all you have ever been sexually entangled with are the usual "second hands" then forget that talk.
You are only in search of a worthy one. wink
Pardon my plenty words, that topic they always vex me. wink
The only time I will ever wholly acquiesce to your words.
Nice.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 1:16pm On Aug 10, 2020
Egoat:

Lol. You insult everyone even the ones you like. He has a new diary o. Make I help you find the link.

Such a personality, lmao.

When nobody says good about you, you've to know you're a nuisance to the world.

That mzrapper is a classless individual.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 1:20pm On Aug 10, 2020
Plead:


Such a personality, lmao.

When nobody says good about you, you've to know you're a nuisance to the world.

That mzrapper is a classless individual.
She has changed lives of people here including me than your entire generation put together.
Don't quote me next time to say rubish.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 1:25pm On Aug 10, 2020
Egoat:

She has changed lives of people here including me than your entire generation put together.
Don't quote me next time to say rubish.

Oh, she inducted you into her insults clique because that's the only thing that moniker does on this forum.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by BHAG: 1:29pm On Aug 10, 2020
Sehindemi:

Wow! You never cease to amaze me CN.
This is a very nice gesture, and so thoughtful of you guys.
Like I'm personally so wowed, thanks so much guys and to you CN specially.
But truth is, as helpful as this is and as wowing as it obviously is. We believe there are other people who genuinely need this help more, the most important thing she needs is your prayers especially as the surgery will be held today.
Thanks sweetheart, you are appreciated. smiley
May the Lord grant her quick and healthy recovery and may the procedure be a success.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 1:35pm On Aug 10, 2020
BHAG:

May the Lord grant her quick and healthy recovery and may the procedure be a success.
Amennnnn.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 1:57pm On Aug 10, 2020
Egoat:



I don't get it, CN used to be a professional Scrabble player, how am I seeing 520 against 243? He couldn't even halve his opponent's score?
He even resigned in the second game?

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Galactico4ever(m): 2:23pm On Aug 10, 2020
prinx55555:

I don't get it, CN used to be a professional Scrabble player, how am I seeing 520 against 243? He couldn't even halve his opponent's score?
He even resigned in the second game?
LMFAO!!!
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 2:25pm On Aug 10, 2020
prinx55555:

I don't get it, CN used to be a professional Scrabble player, how am I seeing 520 against 243? He couldn't even halve his opponent's score?
He even resigned in the second game?
May God not shame us. grin grin grin
Please remove the professional. grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:36pm On Aug 10, 2020
prinx55555:

I don't get it, CN used to be a professional Scrabble player, how am I seeing 520 against 243? He couldn't even halve his opponent's score?
He even resigned in the second game?
Jokes aside, the kind of orientations May was dropping here had revealed her level of skills and CN never really measured up with her. He always acknowledges her adept skills.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 2:38pm On Aug 10, 2020
Mama always defending Oga CN and she almost killed me when I called her Mrs CN. cry
MZrapper:

Jokes aside, the kind of orientations May was dropping here had revealed her level of skills and CN never really measured up with her. He always acknowledges her adept skills.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Galactico4ever(m): 2:38pm On Aug 10, 2020
Egoat:

May God not shame us. grin grin grin
Please remove the professional. grin grin
On second thought,the loser may have had a bad day or the opponent was exceptionally good on the day.

It happens in football too, like when Real Madrid beat Bayern 5-0 in the UCL.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 2:39pm On Aug 10, 2020
Galactico4ever:
On second thought,the loser may have had a bad day or the opponent was exceptionally good on the day.

It happens in football too, like when Real Madrid beat Bayern 5-0 in the UCL.
I understand but I witnessed that game and I played part of it too.
May is exceptionally good.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:06pm On Aug 10, 2020
Egoat:
Mama always defending Oga CN and she almost killed me when I called her Mrs CN. cry
Why are you always concerned about Farida standing up for me? undecided.
Don't meddle with our private affairs please. wink
God has joined us together, let us be. wink
MZrapper:

Jokes aside, the kind of orientations May was dropping here had revealed her level of skills and CN never really measured up with her. He always acknowledges her adept skills.
Thank you sweetie.
I never dragged skills with her, not even for once.

prinx55555:

I don't get it, CN used to be a professional Scrabble player, how am I seeing 520 against 243? He couldn't even halve his opponent's score?
He even resigned in the second game?
Did you see my post in my diary? grin
It was just like Enugu rangers playing against Real Madrid.

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 3:13pm On Aug 10, 2020
Collegenews:



Why are you always concerned about Farida standing up for me? undecided.
Don't meddle with our private affairs please. wink
God has joined us together, let us be. wink

grin grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 3:30pm On Aug 10, 2020
Yawns!!
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:32pm On Aug 10, 2020
MZrapper:
Yawns!!
Please come and yawn in my mouth.
Don't waste it.
Thanks.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 3:33pm On Aug 10, 2020
Collegenews:

Please come and yawn in my mouth.
Don't waste it.
Thanks.

"You a" cow chale. grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:34pm On Aug 10, 2020
MZrapper:


"You a" cow chale. grin grin
You are so romantic Farida.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 3:34pm On Aug 10, 2020
I have given up on Oga CN. grin grin cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 3:35pm On Aug 10, 2020
Collegenews:

You are so romantic Farida.
grin grin grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:36pm On Aug 10, 2020
Egoat:
I have given up on Oga CN. grin grin cheesy
I beg you before ni? Can you rap? Are you a Ghanaian? Are you harsh? Are you Mrs CN?
Get away my friend.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Korintz: 3:37pm On Aug 10, 2020
Almighty God, you are the only source of health and healing. We pray for our darling sister Mercy(Maynation ) that you will lay your healing hands upon her, go before her and take control of every procedure she has to pass through in the process of her healing. Let her come back with testimony and Thanksgiving. For this we pray in Jesus name. Amen.

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