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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:17pm On Aug 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Anyways

You take the nine toothpicks and write ten
Because you draw nine lines to write

TEN

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:19pm On Aug 12, 2020

Ayanfe29:
My apologies

Awww you are now making me feel bad now undecided

all is forgiven don't worry wink

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 10:11pm On Aug 12, 2020

Ayanfe29:
My apologies

Ghen ghen.... U don see person wey pass you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:22pm On Aug 12, 2020

Friendlo:
What do you mean?

She's only joking, you should read the name of the thread again biko. It's a jokes thread FCOL! Please I don't like squabbles on my thread angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:24pm On Aug 12, 2020

BankyGee:
She's only joking, you should read the name of the thread again biko. It's a jokes thread FCOL! Please I don't like squabbles on my thread

Sorry mi amor cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:26pm On Aug 12, 2020

Ayanfe I didn't really mean it jokes only I promise

First mistake and last

Cc Bankygee and Ayanfe29 embarassed

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:27pm On Aug 12, 2020

Hope I'm forgiven embarassed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:30pm On Aug 12, 2020

Friendlo:
Ayanfe I didn't really mean it jokes only I promise

First mistake and last

Cc Bankygee and Ayanfe29

Friendlo:
Sorry mi amor

De nada, no hay problema... Let's just keep the thread peaceful and merry as a grig as it had been cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:31pm On Aug 12, 2020

BankyGee:
De nada, no hay problema... Let's just keep the thread peaceful and merry as a gig as it had been

Gracias

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 12, 2020

Ayanfe hope we're cool too? embarassed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:34pm On Aug 12, 2020

Friendlo:
Hope I'm forgiven

Ahn ahn... You seff grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:50pm On Aug 12, 2020

BankyGee:
Ahn ahn... You seff

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 7:45am On Aug 13, 2020

BankyGee:
Ahn ahn... You seff

She don see person wey pass am nahim make she no reply

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:29am On Aug 13, 2020

jerrykk:
She don see person wey pass am nahim make she no reply

Leave my Ayanfe alone na... This guy...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 8:41am On Aug 13, 2020

;

BankyGee:
Leave my Ayanfe alone na... This guy...

[i][/i](hands up)

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:43am On Aug 13, 2020

Ayanfe29:
I am!

I've allowed you enjoy my seat small please kindly get up

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:46am On Aug 13, 2020

jerrykk:
She don see person wey pass am nahim make she no reply

Guy no dey put fire here

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:48am On Aug 13, 2020

pu7pl3:
Guy no dey put fire here

Lolzzzz

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:52am On Aug 13, 2020

jerrykk:
Lolzzzz

Ayanfemi Boluwatife Oyimdamola Gift Peters fears no one but is also a lover of peace

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:07am On Aug 13, 2020

Laugh Out Loud
- People get bad mouth oh, how can someone say, "even if GLO na muslim, he no go FAST during Ramadan"? grin

- We don't know where Corona is taking us to oh! First it was nose mask, now, it is face screen guard, fellow humans, watch out for face casing and head pouch! Coming soon grin

- "The patient dog eats the fattest bone". You think you have patience? Me, I've waited for the fattest bone till I turned into the biggest bone! cheesy

- The heat in my area is so bad that if you wash a cloth, you just have to wear it for 5 seconds to dry it with your body heat! shocked

- When two ladies are having an argument and are about to fight, the first one to say, "Am I your mate?" is the powerless one. Take note! cool

- "Satan don for gutter match am match am" sweet to sing, but if you see Satan inside gutter real life you fit match am? huh

- Do you know? SARS na Yahoo boys wey no pick, dem con vex dey pick Yahoo boys! angry

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:13am On Aug 13, 2020

pu7pl3:
Ayanfemi Boluwatife Oyimdamola Gift Peters fears no one but is also a lover of peace

Gbam! Buh guy, where you dig all these names from?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:40am On Aug 13, 2020

Friendlo:
Awww you are now making me feel bad now all is forgiven don't worry

Friendlo:
Hope I'm forgiven

No issues dear

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:44am On Aug 13, 2020

jerrykk:
Ghen ghen.... U don see person wey pass you

Lol....my BankyGee has dealt with you already, so enjoy tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:45am On Aug 13, 2020

pu7pl3:
I've allowed you enjoy my seat small please kindly get up

I can only shift, I won't stand angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:46am On Aug 13, 2020

pu7pl3:
Ayanfemi Boluwatife Oyimdamola Gift Peters fears no one but is also a lover of peace

BankyGee, come and see this your friend o. He has successfully rechristened me cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:57am On Aug 13, 2020

Ayanfe29:
No issues dear

thanks

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:50pm On Aug 13, 2020

BankyGee:
Gbam! Buh guy, where you dig all these names from?

Lmao e shock you?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:51pm On Aug 13, 2020

Ayanfe29:
BankyGee, come and see this your friend o. He has successfully rechristened me

I'm glad it was successful

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:51pm On Aug 13, 2020

pu7pl3:
I'm glad it was successful

BankyGee will stage a protest! I trust him. Just watch and see.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:22pm On Aug 13, 2020

pu7pl3:
Lmao e shock you?

E shock me bros, maka no lie... The names fit wella sha cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:27pm On Aug 13, 2020

Ayanfe29:
BankyGee, come and see this your friend o. He has successfully rechristened me

Queen don't cry na, the names make sense na... pu7pl3 studied Name Formation dah year, he can't give you yeye names

Ayanfe29:
BankyGee will stage a protest! I trust him. Just watch and see.

Aah! No need for protest oh! pu7pl3 is a nice friend

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:37pm On Aug 13, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- By using the 9 toothpicks to write TEN

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
[color=pink]Friendlo![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

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