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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:41pm On Aug 13, 2020

BankyGee:
Queen don't cry na, the names make sense na... pu7pl3 studied Name Formation dah year, he can't give you yeye names

Aah! No need for protest oh! pu7pl3 is a nice friend

I'll trust you on this.

Well, I hope you're not trying to handover your rights to him. He's not a friend to be trusted o. If you know what he said to me on Sunday when you left us in the car to buy snacks, hmmmmmmmm, you wouldn't believe it!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:50pm On Aug 13, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

If there a fifteen crows on a fence and a hunter shoots a third of them, how many crows will be left?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:55pm On Aug 13, 2020

Ayanfe29:
I'll trust you on this.

Well, I hope you're not trying to handover your rights to him.

Noo... Me and you 4eva ni oh! Hand over keh? When no be document grin

He's not a friend to be trusted o. If you know what he said to me on Sunday when you left us in the car to buy snacks, hmmmmmmmm, you wouldn't believe it!

Are you sure? I believe pu7pl3 wont do me rough, though he kolobi-ed my former babe when we were in Secondary school buh now I know my friend nah, he don change grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Whaley80th: 9:58pm On Aug 13, 2020

14 of them will be left

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 8:18am On Aug 14, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

None because the rest will fly away

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:49am On Aug 14, 2020

BankyGee:
E shock me bros, maka no lie... The names fit wella sha

You're welcome

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:51am On Aug 14, 2020

Ayanfe29:
I'll trust you on this.

Well, I hope you're not trying to handover your rights to him. He's not a friend to be trusted o. If you know what he said to me on Sunday when you left us in the car to buy snacks, hmmmmmmmm, you wouldn't believe it!

BankyGee:
Noo... Me and you 4eva ni oh! Hand over keh? When no be document

Are you sure? I believe pu7pl3 wont do me rough, though he kolobi-ed my former babe when we were in Secondary school buh now I know my friend nah, he don change

wtf both of Una dey ment

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:54am On Aug 14, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

None, the rest will fly away

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:08pm On Aug 14, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

None

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2020

BankyGee:
Noo... Me and you 4eva ni oh! Hand over keh? When no be document

Lolz

Are you sure? I believe pu7pl3 wont do me rough, though he kolobi-ed my former babe when we were in Secondary school buh now I know my friend nah, he don change

My dear, a leopard will never change its spots

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2020

pu7pl3:
wtf both of Una dey ment

Bhadt guy

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:41pm On Aug 14, 2020

Ayanfe29:
My dear, a leopard will never change its spots

What if the leopard doesn't have spot?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:47pm On Aug 14, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- None, the rest will fly away

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:49pm On Aug 14, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:51pm On Aug 14, 2020

Whaley80th:
14 of them will be left

WRONG answer bro cool

Welcome to the thread! Happy to have you here

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:53pm On Aug 14, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

None

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 11:06pm On Aug 14, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Still ten cause they are in a tank

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:48pm On Aug 14, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Still 10 of them unless the owner removes the dead fishes...

Fishes can't also drown and fishes in a tank can't "swim away"

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:48pm On Aug 14, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Bhadt guy

Eh maami anything for me?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:10am On Aug 15, 2020

BankyGee:
What if the leopard doesn't have spot?

Show me one without spots grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:11am On Aug 15, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Still 10, none can drown nor swim away because the tank is enclosed.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:12am On Aug 15, 2020

pu7pl3:
Eh maami anything for me?

Lemme ask my Oga at the top.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:53am On Aug 15, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Show me one without spots

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:54am On Aug 15, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Lemme ask my Oga at the top.

Na I want something from your own volition

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 7:50am On Aug 15, 2020

Fishes can drown ooo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:01pm On Aug 15, 2020

loiusdthird:
Fishes can drown ooo

Wehdone bros, buh na your answer be that? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by KAPOVee: 4:59pm On Aug 15, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:18pm On Aug 15, 2020

Laugh Out Loud
- Who remembers this song, "This is super story, alafenstrafensoro"? undecided

- Do you know that it is "Oh singer sing on, praise the LORD, and not osingosingo, praise the LORD"? huh

- Real problem starts when pastor puts N3000 inside offering box and usher tell am say total money na N800 after service! shocked

- Have y'all noticed that Facebook reactions are arranged like a relationship from beginning to end? Check am grin

- People wicked oh! How will a bike man tell a fat woman that, "Madam two people na N250, if una no climb make una leave am!" grin

- This life no balance oh! NEPA carry police go cut light for another police station. Wtf! grin

- Kung Fu Panda dey flex for China that's why he fat, if to say na Nigerian Aboki raise am... grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 7:02pm On Aug 15, 2020

BankyGee:
Wehdone bros, buh na your answer be that?

any answer na answer na

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:39pm On Aug 15, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Still 10, see pu7pl3's post.

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by kinkie(f): 9:40pm On Aug 15, 2020

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:54pm On Aug 15, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

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