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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 10:58pm On Aug 26, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Does he even knows anything? I don't know why he's still the thread's champion!

Hater

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 1:49am On Aug 27, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A pillow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:32pm On Aug 27, 2020

BankyGee:
Baby, breathe. I think there's a mix up. pu7pl3 is the champion, this guy is his twin brother

Alright love

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:33pm On Aug 27, 2020

Zeemuthafuka:
Hater

Check outside your window, you'd see BankyGee's new gun bought specially for you

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 8:26pm On Aug 27, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Check outside your window, you'd see BankyGee's new gun bought specially for you

Wow BankyGee you got me a new gun? Thanks man..I've been meaning to change this my old one..so thoughtful of you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:57pm On Aug 27, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- A pillow

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Zeemuthafuka!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
jerrykk!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:59pm On Aug 27, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:05pm On Aug 27, 2020

Zeemuthafuka:
Wow BankyGee you got me a new gun? Thanks man..I've been meaning to change this my old one..so thoughtful of you

What? You're reconstructing what she said... She wants you to know that I bought a new KJW double barrelled .45 shotgun for her. Very dangerous, but it's for self-defence sha. I don't think you're a threat, she'll behave cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 10:52pm On Aug 27, 2020

BankyGee:
What? You're reconstructing what she said... She wants you to know that I bought a new KJW double barrelled .45 shotgun for her. Very dangerous, but it's for self-defence sha. I don't think you're a threat, she'll behave

sorry man...no takseybacksies...I already took the gun..thanks again bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 10:52pm On Aug 27, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

7 people

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 7:43am On Aug 28, 2020

[quote author=BankyGee post=93295028]RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

[/quote

Seven

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:16pm On Aug 28, 2020

7 people

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:39pm On Aug 28, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Seven people
One brother had four sisters plus mum and dad

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Zeemuthafuka!
jerrykk!
Deka10 (welcome bro )
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:51pm On Aug 28, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Akpos bets Kojo N2000 that he can predict the score of a football game before it starts.
Kojo agrees, but loses the bet.

Why did Kojo lose the bet?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 9:27pm On Aug 28, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Football scores are always 0:0 before the match starts

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 8:23am On Aug 29, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Akpos predicted 0-0

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:18pm On Aug 29, 2020

Guys... I'm sorry there won't be a riddle today. The world just lost a beloved, dear and talented man.

I'm angry angry

Sad

Heartbroken cry

RIP Chadwick Boseman
Black Panther
King T'Challa of Wakanda

You'll forever be in our hearts

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:32am On Aug 30, 2020

BankyGee:
Guys... I'm sorry there won't be a riddle today. The world just lost a beloved, dear and talented man.

I'm angry
Sad
Heartbroken

RIP Chadwick Boseman
Black Panther
King T'Challa of Wakanda

You'll forever be in our hearts

May his soul rest in peace..... it's so painful!!! Such a great talent gone too soon cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:47pm On Aug 31, 2020

I'm back

Answer to Riddle
- Akpos predicted 0-0. Before a football match starts, the score is always 0-0

Winners of last riddle:-
Zeemuthafuka!
jerrykk!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:51pm On Aug 31, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 9:43pm On Aug 31, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

a clock

I believe I have solely reclaimed my throne

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:10pm On Aug 31, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A clock

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:11pm On Aug 31, 2020

Zeemuthafuka:
a clock

I believe I have solely reclaimed my throne

Are you trying to claim Pu7pl3's throne?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 11:58pm On Aug 31, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Are you trying to claim Pu7pl3's throne?

We are not different

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by StarLord112(m): 12:29am On Sep 01, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A clock

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:53am On Sep 01, 2020

Zeemuthafuka:
We are not different

You are.....ask BankyGee, he'll confirm this

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:49pm On Sep 01, 2020

Zeemuthafuka:
We are not different

You are different from pu7pl3! angry

Bring back my brother!

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 5:56pm On Sep 01, 2020

BankyGee:
You are different from pu7pl3! Bring back my brother!

So even you can't recognise me

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:00pm On Sep 01, 2020

Zeemuthafuka:
So even you can't recognise me

You are his twin undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 6:02pm On Sep 01, 2020

BankyGee:
You are his twin

I am not, I am him

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:07pm On Sep 01, 2020

Zeemuthafuka:
I am not, I am him

Lies!

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 6:07pm On Sep 01, 2020

I decided to come and visit
Happy new month to everyone cool

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