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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 8:10pm On Sep 08, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

I don't mind Ma.
I am even honoured getting mentions from the people here ma.
Lol. Forget all those talks. Let's cut to the chase.

You already know you are a smart, brilliant girl and a very rare prodigy.
But my dear, you are also a Nigerian. Not to look down on Nigerians because I'm Nigerian myself but to state the obvious. I am sorry to meddle with you affairs but I'm just concerned about your choice of course. Petrochemical Engineering, as reasonable as the course may seem and as saleable as it may seem, have you ever considered the possibility of getting a job in that field after all said and done? Especially as you are based in Nigeria? Have you ever considered what made your parents suggest MBBS to you? Your brilliance deserves a field where you could easily flourish in the absence of governmental opportunities. If you graduate as a Doctor for instance, you could either get a government job and in the absence of this, you can easily establish a private hospital and be the boss of yourself.
Have you ever thought of what other opportunities you can get into with 'Pet Engine' if Nigeria fails you? Personally, I think this your course of study isn't befitting enough. Outside the circle of passion and intentions lies reality. The reality will always play out.
I'm not meddling with your personal choices like I said nor am I forcing my opinions on you. This is what I would say to a sister and I don't think it's late.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 8:48pm On Sep 08, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Lol. Forget all those talks. Let's cut to the chase.

You already know you are a smart, brilliant girl and a very rare prodigy.
But my dear, you are also a Nigerian. Not to look down on Nigerians because I'm Nigerian myself but to state the obvious. I am sorry to meddle with you affairs but I'm just concerned about your choice of course. Petrochemical Engineering, as reasonable as the course may seem and as saleable as it may seem, have you ever considered the possibility of getting a job in that field after all said and done? Especially as you are based in Nigeria? Have you ever considered what made your parents suggest MBBS to you? Your brilliance deserves a field where you could easily flourish in the absence of governmental opportunities. If you graduate as a Doctor for instance, you could either get a government job and in the absence of this, you can easily establish a private hospital and be the boss of yourself.
Have you ever thought of what other opportunities you can get into with 'Pet Engine' if Nigeria fails you? Personally, I think this your course of study isn't befitting enough. Outside the circle of passion and intentions lies reality. The reality will always play out.
I'm not meddling with your personal choices like I said nor am I forcing my opinions on you. This is what I would say to a sister and I don't think it's late.
First off, I am very grateful for your contribution Ma and it didn't ever cross my mind that you were/are meddling with my affairs. I am a minor that needs to be advised and guided through life.
I am happy I am getting all the chunks of recommendations I can possibly get.
To the main issue, my parents do not even support my decision to study an engineering course. As you already know, they prefer Medicine and Surgery which I actually chose even though the UTME subject combinations didn't seem right. My first choice is MBBS and the second being Petrochemical Engineering.
There are a lot of reasons I intended to study the latter but there is no reason boring you with the specifics. To cut to the chase, I love Medicine too like every child does but the only problem I have with it is that it seems to be too saturated and most of the resident Doctors I have met are all trying to find their ways out of this country.
To an extent, I feel I could bank on my possible best and get me a space with my performance in a petrochemical company as mostly done in some institutions. My parents already lectured me on the reality in this country and how most best-graduates aren't always retained these days as the circles of scholars are getting saturated by better and better geniuses. But by the time I was utterly convinced, I had already completed my registration and it was too late to change the subject combinations. Luckily, I still chose MBBS as first choice, which was supposed to be my own little way of impressing my parents. Turns out the act wasn't totally useless. My Mum being an academical Doctor, decided to speak with the people in her school ahead of time and they said if could attain a particular point, they will offer me the course despite the mistake she told them I made.
The only problem here is that, my own cut off mark will be different from others and it will even vary depending on how impressive it turns out. They aren't giving me any cutoff mark for now, but as they said, if the Post UTME's score could be a mind blowing one then they won't have a choice than to break protocols for my sake.
As it is, I may just have to work towards scoring above 95% so as to be able to impress the board, in which I do not know if I could get ordinary 50% even. That 95% isn't official tho, it's just an instance one of the men gave my mum.

Your words are really helpful and it is going to make me even try and do better.
I am honestly very grateful for your piece of advice.
Sorry if it's too lengthy.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 8:59pm On Sep 08, 2020
TemitopeJnr:


Thank you so much my Princess.
You won't know how happy I feel knowing there is still hope.

As I already read in your diary, you don't like pressures being mounted on you. So I won't start telling you nor reminding you that you can come up with the expected points.
But the fact is, you made A1 parallel in both WASSCE and NECO and even wrote 312 in JAMB even though you said you were sick few days to the exam.
You and I know you can trash not just the 95% but even the entire 100%.
And like you already said, the 95% isn't an official cut off mark for you, it's like an illustration so to say. Which means it may be way lower but regardless "YOU CAN DO IT MY PRINCESS".

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:03pm On Sep 08, 2020
Queenyprinxex:


Thank you so much my Princess.
You won't know how happy I feel knowing there is still hope.

As I already read in your diary, you don't like pressures being mounted on you. So I won't start telling you nor reminding you that you can come up with the expected points.
But the fact is, you made A1 parallel in both WASSCE and NECO and even wrote 312 in JAMB even though you said you were sick few days to the exam.
You and I know you can trash not just the 95% but even the entire 100%.
And like you already said, the 95% isn't an official cut off mark for you, it's like an illustration so to say. Which means it may be way lower but regardless "YOU CAN DO IT MY PRINCESS".
Thanks so much Ma.
I will put in all my possible best Ma.
Thanks for encouraging me.
Your words mean a lot to me.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 9:19pm On Sep 08, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Thanks so much Ma.
I will put in all my possible best Ma.
Thanks for encouraging me.
Your words mean a lot to me.
You are welcome princess.
I am making a promise to you, before man and God, I swear on heavens too, let this words be used against me if I will fail to fulfill this promise.
If you end up gaining the admission to study the MBBS, apart from the scholarship you won already. I will personally cover your tuitions and rents through out your stay in the Med school. Just gain the admission and let me know or just write about it in your diary when the time comes, I will even be the one to mention you myself.
And I will pay you the entire money all at once.
I am very serious.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:21pm On Sep 08, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

You are welcome princess.
I am making a promise to you, before man and God, I swear on heavens too, let this words be used against me if I will fail to fulfill this promise.
If you end up gaining the admission to study the MBBS, apart from the scholarship you won already. I will personally cover your tuitions and rents through out your stay in the Med school. Just gain the admission and let me know or just write about it in your diary when the time comes, I will even be the one to mention you myself.
And I will pay you the entire money all at once.
I am very serious.
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Ma?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 9:23pm On Sep 08, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

shocked shocked shocked shocked
Ma?
You read me right my princess.
You don't know how much I love you already.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:25pm On Sep 08, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

You read me right my princess.
You don't know how much I love you already.
My rents and tuitions all through an almost 7-year course? Jesu Mi. I don't know what to say Ma. I don't know at all.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 9:28pm On Sep 08, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

My rents and tuitions all through an almost 7-year course? Jesu Mi. I don't know what to say Ma. I don't know at all.
Don't people spend more than the accumulation of everything on worthless things like BB naija and some more worthless things? How much more a genius' education?
Just try me and see.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:34pm On Sep 08, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Don't people spend more than the accumulation of everything on worthless things like BB naija and some more worthless things? How much more a genius' education?
Just try me and see.
I am dumbfounded.
I am dumbstruck.
I am short of words.
I can only promise to do my best because seriously I don't know what to type. I can't even believe all that is happening these days.
Thank you so much Ma. smiley
I will not disappoint you nor anyone.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 9:36pm On Sep 08, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

I am dumbfounded.
I am dumbstruck.
I am short of words.
I can only promise to do my best because seriously I don't know what to type. I can't even believe all that is happening these days.
Thank you so much Ma. smiley
I will not disappoint you nor anyone.
Enjoy the rest of your day sweetie.
Just keep our deal in mind.
Thanks for your time.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:39pm On Sep 08, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Enjoy the rest of your day sweetie.
Just keep our deal in mind.
Thanks for your time.
I should be the one to thank you for your time Ma. Thanks a lot Ma.
The rest of my day? You aren't in Nigeria abi?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 9:43pm On Sep 08, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

I should be the one to thank you for your time Ma. Thanks a lot Ma.
The rest of my day? You aren't in Nigeria abi?
I am not dear.
Sorry for that, enjoy your night rather.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:44pm On Sep 08, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

I am not dear.
Sorry for that, enjoy your night rather.
Wow. smiley

Good bye and take care Ma.
I am honestly very grateful for everything Ma. smiley

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 10:29pm On Sep 08, 2020
Queenyprinxex:




 Thank you so much Queen.  kiss kiss 

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 10:33pm On Sep 08, 2020

Thank you Collegenews and Prinx55555.
I am very grateful guys. kiss

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:25am On Sep 09, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Don't people spend more than the accumulation of everything on worthless things like BB naija and some more worthless things? How much more a genius' education?
Just try me and see.
Interestingly, EG and I discussed this yesterday while addressing an issue.
They could easily blow a whooping sum on stupid things especially that Big brother Naija but will never give the right accolade to a deserving cause.
Thanks so much Queen for this gesture of yours.
Very sweet and encouraging.I will like to be a part of it tho, I just will wait till she gains the admission first.
I am very impressed Deary.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:51am On Sep 09, 2020
MZrapper:
Come on guys!! If this is a prank ejor e stop it o.
Smh!
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 9:13am On Sep 09, 2020
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:19am On Sep 09, 2020
This guy above.^^^^^^


This friendship thang seems to be a tactic. He is everywhere, last time he was 19 years old studying MBBS, now he is in New York.
That one aside sef, how much is 5 hundred and onethingonething thousand naira for crying out loud. undecided

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:27am On Sep 09, 2020
DrNefarius:
Why did you remove the post Bros Dr?
Let me keep it here for you. tongue

See below.
DrNefarius:


Do you know what you are getting into?
Rents and tuitions for 6-7 years? That is like an average of #50k for accommodation which is (50*7= #350k) and in places like Lagos or Ogun you can't get a place for that amount. That is justbthe least and average estimation.

An everage of #35k as tuition and that is in federal universities like OAU. New students even pay as high as #60k in their first year.
That is (60+31*6) = #246k.
596k in total and that is the least scenario.
Anyways, I am based in the US too, new York precisely. Lets hook up if you don't mind.
Let us be friends.
Reply to my PM.



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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 9:38am On Sep 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Why did you remove the post Bros Dr?
Let me keep it here for you. tongue

See below.
grin grin grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:39am On Sep 09, 2020
prinx55555:

grin grin grin grin
Be like say Romance scam no dey pay again, now na friendship scam. cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 9:47am On Sep 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Be like say Romance scam no dey pay again, now na friendship scam. cheesy
No be lie my guy. grin
The most important thing sha is to watch that Temmy girl closely. She may be very brilliant but she is still a young girl and she may not know the way things happen here on NL.
She really needs to be guided and guarded too especially with the way she is receiving monetary gifts here and there.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:50am On Sep 09, 2020
prinx55555:

No be lie my guy. grin
The most important thing sha is to watch that Temmy girl closely. She may be very brilliant but she is still a young girl and she may not know the way things happen here on NL.
She really needs to be guided and guarded too especially with the way she is receiving monetary gifts here and there.
I agree with you man.
But you know Farida is untop her matter. And you know that one, once she likes you, it's finished. grin
She will defend and monitor you till you start wondering what's up yourself.
Farida is the safest hand here, I believe she is in good hands.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 9:52am On Sep 09, 2020
Collegenews:

I agree with you man.
But you know Farida is untop her matter. And you know that one, once she likes you, it's finished. grin
She will defend and monitor you till you start wondering what's up yourself.
Farida is the safest hand here, I believe she is in good hands.
Very well. I trust her too.
Just wanted to be sure.
Thanks for your efforts.
You never cease to amaze us all.
More blessings man.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:55am On Sep 09, 2020
prinx55555:

Very well. I trust her too.
Just wanted to be sure.
Thanks for your efforts.
You never cease to amaze us all.
More blessings man.
I believe she's cool.
Your effort is appreciated too Maman.
We all on the same page.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 9:56am On Sep 09, 2020
Collegenews:

I believe she's cool.
Your effort is appreciated too Maman.
We all on the same page.
No shakes.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 11:38am On Sep 09, 2020
Collegenews:

I agree with you man.
But you know Farida is untop her matter. And you know that one, once she likes you, it's finished. grin
She will defend and monitor you till you start wondering what's up yourself.
Farida is the safest hand here, I believe she is in good hands.
Hahahaha. grin grin
You got me there chale. grin

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 12:01pm On Sep 09, 2020
Collegenews:

Why did you remove the post Bros Dr?
Let me keep it here for you. tongue

See below.
You no wan just get sense.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:09pm On Sep 09, 2020
DrNefarius:

You no wan just get sense.
Lmao!
Na money I want, I no want sense. tongue

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by BHAG: 12:10pm On Sep 09, 2020
DrNefarius:

You no wan just get sense.
You were bursted and you still had the gut to type these. Shame is far from you brother.

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