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10 different people & how they celebrate their BIRTHDAYs”

A THREAD

1. The WATER BAPTISMAL celebrant

These one mostly happens at hostels.... As you turn +1 them must baptize you with water. Just pray say no be “gutter water or urine”

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My first to comment

So sweet ❤️

2. The studio pics geng

Awon slay mamaaaaaaa!!!!! They’ll carry their squad to goan take birthday pics. Some will even buy aso ebi so that all their clothes will rhyme... for just birthday ooh

3. The benefit boys & Runs Girls

Set awon “Opor yea yea”.... Eez plenty! Once it’s these one birthday,Snapchat will suffer... club will turn upside down... some go even enter debts cos of birthday, just to show off oo.

4. The thinkers

These ones will spend the whole day being sad about them getting older too quick and suffering from unnecessary anxiety!

5. The Givers

These ones like to give which is really good... The only p be say, small 5 cartons of indomie that these ones will carry and go they’ll start stressing those kids & their guardians for group pictures.

6. The Saxophone Victim

Set awon “awwwwnnn ”..... small birthday, be blowing saxophone, like it’s time for the second coming.

7. The Billing Squad.

These ones ehn, on their birthday they’ll start acting like they’re they’re the one ‘governing lagos’... they wantu “TAX EVERYBODY”... Using birthday to do banbiala

8. The Plenty wishes No Gift

Most common way of celebrating birthdays these days... PLENTY NOTIFICATIONS & Zero gifts. Some people will still abbreviate the wishes “HBD, LLNP, GGMUB...”
Nawa ooh. Naso you stingy with wishes too? �‍♂️

The Wishes Vs The Gifts

9. The Ones that forget

These ones don’t even remember.. Na people Dey help them remember.

10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10

Reference: copied from @dj_peejay (Twitter)

Cc: Lalasticlala

And pls guys my signature is saying something Biko..

The set that don't truly know their birthdays. My papa for example, he sha claim Oct 1st. The first and original Mr Nigeria.

u don forget to add the ones that goes to shoprite

You got me laughing

Guy u don make me laff tire with that pawpaw pics for people wey dey shutdown bar and club for birthday and e com be say today na ma own birthday o....Abeg make e well with me as I don nack 25 so and I pray for good contracts in my field of work. Amen
Happy birthday to me.

Puloc:
Guy u don make me laff tire with that pawpaw pics for people wey dey shutdown bar and club for birthday and e com be say today na ma own birthday o....Abeg make e well with me as I don nack 25 so and I pray for good contracts in my field of work. Amen
Happy birthday to me.

lol.. happy birthday to you brother . .. waiting for the cake oo

Lol so true

emaxjey:
lol.. happy birthday to you brother . .. waiting for the cake oo

lol...I no get money

I struggle to remember mine sometimes. There are years it skipped my mind completely. Remembered days after it had passed. So much for being very busy.
Life!

Very educative post

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hummmm!!!

Truly, on my birthday, I think of getting old, no money, can't steal or engage in yahoo cause I am a Christian and that's why I keep my mouth shot...

Chii59:
Mtchewww

Number 7 member spotted.

My last birthday I this year I took my Benz outside as early as 5am and turned it to free taxi, from peace estate to Iyana Ipaja. 4 people per trip to and fro. It was a fulfilling experience. I've always wanted to do that. Stopped at about 9 am.

Before I find one better hotel use ororo wound me and my crew. By 11pm men Don nor nor.

This is so true

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Mtchewww

emaxjey:
7. The Billing Squad.

These ones ehn, on their birthday they’ll start acting like they’re they’re the one ‘governing lagos’... they wantu “TAX EVERYBODY”... Using birthday to do banbiala

Lol... Na this one dey vex me pass. It's their birthday, and they will want every single person to send them gifts. Ask them when last they also sent gifts to others on their birthday, they can't tell. Na ladies dey on top this table pass