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emaxjey:
8. The Plenty wishes No Gift

Most common way of celebrating birthdays these days... PLENTY NOTIFICATIONS & Zero gifts. Some people will still abbreviate the wishes “HBD, LLNP, GGMUB...”
Nawa ooh. Naso you stingy with wishes too? �‍♂️

The Wishes Vs The Gifts

If care is not taken, those abbreviations could be a shirt form of swearing for you... Lol

I'm in no 10

Some can pour you water but cant buy you just 50 naira biscuit...



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emaxjey:
5. The Givers

These ones like to give which is really good... The only p be say, small 5 cartons of indomie that these ones will carry and go they’ll start stressing those kids & their guardians for group pictures.

Even if it's one carton

E no easy

Talk reasonably

Simplyleo:

Number 7 member spotted.

Yawns

inoki247:
u don forget to add the ones that goes to shoprite

Lol... You're not serious.

i fall under category 9... though have been better at remember now

the ones wey go turn off their Facebook birthday alert.... because they no wan disturbance

emaxjey:
9. The Ones that forget

These ones don’t even remember.. Na people Dey help them remember.

I'm a member of this group

emaxjey:
9. The Ones that forget

These ones don’t even remember.. Na people Dey help them remember.

Lol.. these ones have given up their birthdays. They cannot come and go and kill themselves.

emaxjey:
2. The studio pics geng

Awon slay mamaaaaaaa!!!!! They’ll carry their squad to goan take birthday pics. Some will even buy aso ebi so that all their clothes will rhyme... for just birthday ooh

Jesu!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahqhqhahahhwhwhqhhwhwhwhhwhwhwhhahwhahqhhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahha hillarious

emaxjey:
7. The Billing Squad.

These ones ehn, on their birthday they’ll start acting like they’re they’re the one ‘governing lagos’... they wantu “TAX EVERYBODY”... Using birthday to do banbiala

It's mostly females that do this the most.....

AududuNine11:


Lol... Na this one dey vex me pass. It's their birthday, and they will want every single person to send them gifts. Ask them when last they also sent gifts to others on their birthday, they can't tell. Na ladies dey on top this table pass

Very annoying!

My hubby dey this group

emaxjey:
9. The Ones that forget

These ones don’t even remember.. Na people Dey help them remember.

I don't even celebrate me bithhday anymore. No need to, getting old isn't fun!

The ones that keep celebrating the same age every year. They never get beyound 18yrs.

Nice one

Today na my own too (15.9)....but na for sober reflection always...no noise

When dem born me sef?

If not for the advent of facebook.i would have still been in number 9.i easily forget my date of birth.the worst thing you can do me is to pure water at me or on me on my birthday.my guy! Nah justice Adebayo Salami go settle our matter after i must have given you a scorn of a lifetime .

Number 1 is no longer funny jor��they should stop pouring somebody water
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emaxjey:
4. The thinkers

These ones will spend the whole day being sad about them getting older too quick and suffering from unnecessary anxiety!

Kai this one got me

AududuNine11:


Lol... Na this one dey vex me pass. It's their birthday, and they will want every single person to send them gifts. Ask them when last they also sent gifts to others on their birthday, they can't tell. Na ladies dey on top this table pass

Seriously hen...those ladies hen...she dey do birthday, she go ask for gifts.
If nah my birthday ( without celebrating it oo) she go still ask for gifts on top my own birthday ooo.

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Funny thread. I be number 9.i no de remember.