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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:22am On Sep 12, 2020

pu7pl3:
There are 3 people in this picture...you , me and BankyGee and I'm not the one in suit

SMH

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:23am On Sep 12, 2020

pu7pl3:
I'm the mic bro

Then I'd end up choking you cos I'm squeezing your neck already

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:24am On Sep 12, 2020

BankyGee:
Ayanfe29 baby, drop that mic, it's a shapeshifter! And he's seen enough of your twin towers! Gah!

Trust me, I'm almost done crushing him! By the time I'm done with him, you'd find it difficult to recognize him

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:27am On Sep 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Well, it depends on the floor

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:00am On Sep 12, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Then I'd end up choking you cos I'm squeezing your neck already

Soo feisty and kinky, I love it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:00am On Sep 12, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Well, it depends on the floor

Copy copy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 1:19pm On Sep 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

The soap was use to wash the floor

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:57pm On Sep 12, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- It depends on the fvcking floor!

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:59pm On Sep 12, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Trust me, I'm almost done crushing him! By the time I'm done with him, you'd find it difficult to recognize him

Better

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:02pm On Sep 12, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What kind of bars can't keep a prisoner in jail?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:01pm On Sep 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Chocolate bars

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:02pm On Sep 12, 2020

Ayanfe29:
Trust me, I'm almost done crushing him! By the time I'm done with him, you'd find it difficult to recognize him

Crushing me with your thighs abi

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 6:31am On Sep 13, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Plastic bars and Hotel bars

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:47am On Sep 13, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Chocolate bar

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:13pm On Sep 13, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Chocolate bars
- Hotel bars
- Gold bars etc.

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Hayqiu010!
jerrykk!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:27pm On Sep 13, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

I am here, I am there. You'll find me in most places you go to. You can see me, but you can't meet me. Try all you can, you'll never be able to nab me.

Who am I?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:43pm On Sep 13, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Nothingness

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 12:32pm On Sep 14, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Nothing

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:21pm On Sep 14, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Shadow

No winners for today! grin

*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:26pm On Sep 14, 2020

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Shadow

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

dang it

I had that in mind but it felt too easy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:28pm On Sep 14, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

I am the definition of things that have been done, that are being done, that would be done, and that could be done.

What am I?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:31pm On Sep 14, 2020

pu7pl3:
dang it
I had that in mind but it felt too easy

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:08pm On Sep 14, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Time

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 6:02am On Sep 15, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Time

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:12pm On Sep 15, 2020

Answer(s) to Riddle
- Work
-Action

No winners for today again! grin

*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by IamRichards: 8:37pm On Sep 15, 2020

BankyGee:
Answer(s) to Riddle - Work -Action
No winners for today again! *Claps, cheers*

No winners,so who are the claps and cheers for?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:20pm On Sep 15, 2020

IamRichards:
No winners,so who are the claps and cheers for?

Me, for posting a riddle that no one was able to crack

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:29pm On Sep 15, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

I live in you, yet, everything you do is my will.
I am indeed as you as you are me.

Who am I?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:48pm On Sep 15, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

The mind?

If.i fail this one again I go wound person here

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 12:19am On Sep 16, 2020

Brain

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 6:52am On Sep 16, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

The mind, consciousness

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:04pm On Sep 16, 2020

Answer(s) to Riddle
- Mind
- Soul
- Consciousness

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
jerrykk!
*Claps, cheers*

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