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good day.sometimes kid's say the funniest things.let me start.
1.after his mom give birth,he asked me uncle where do children come from.
2.one asked me if honey has legs,I said no.he said why does his dad keep saying honey open your legs at night.
3.one asked me what was the name of God's father.share ur's.

One asked me last week, Uncle when are you getting married?
I'll never forgive that boy

A stupid child once asked me''broda is it true that u want to f**k mummy taiye?

One asked me....


Brother will u give me small biabia(beards)?...


One also asked me...

When my 4 yr old son is through with his food, he'd courtesy and then says"thank you, your majesty. "

Each time he meets me cooking or doing a chore, he'd say" Mom, you are really doing your best. "

My 6 years old neighbor came to me and told me to spell EGG, I told her E-double G.

She said I don’t know anything that’s it’s E-G-G

I told her it’s the same thing but she was not having any of it. She went telling everyone that brother can’t spell egg.

Carchoice:
My 6 years old neighbor came to me and told me to spell EGG, I told her E-double G.

She said I don’t know anything that’s it’s E-G-G

I told her it’s the same thing but she was not having any of it. She went telling everyone that brother can’t spell egg.

Olodo like you

My aunt’s daughter was talking with her little friends and they were talking about their lips. She has pinkish lips and she told her friends that her lips are pink.

I overheard the conversation and asked them what kind of conversation they having as young as they are? I questioned my aunt’s daughter Who told her she has pink lips.

The emotional outburst that came from my simple question I never expected it.

She started wailing and begging me not to tell her mom that she has pink lips.

Kikikilikiki children are something else.

I told my little cousin "go and put that paper in the dustbin" she replied "it's not dustbin it's wastebin". I looked at her like Ronaldo wants to take free kick.

Masonkaycares:
I told my little cousin "go and put that paper in the dustbin" she replied "it's not dustbin it's wastebin". I looked at her like Ronaldo wants to take free kick.

Kriss216:
One asked me last week, Uncle when are you getting married?
I'll never forgive that boy

Wat d boy said wasnt bad nw? abi u no wan marry ni

merieam16:
Wat d boy said wasnt bad nw? abi u no wan marry ni

Yes, I no wan marry

Kriss216:
Yes, I no wan marry

Okay...pele o

My daughter once said "Daddy you have mistake me" apparently referring to the Little body contact I have with her when she was doing her homework.

My little nephew (twinnys son) asked me last month. "Where is your own daddy"?

Another one was when a little girl told me aunty you're fine. I like you... Huh?

Last week my 5year old nephew said " Aunty, when I grow up, I want to be chewing bubble gum like you " see me see Adesewa, bubble gum of all things

A neighbor of 2 years was calling me from where she was sitting. "Sholly " "Sholly". Brother Sholly. I think I have to born so this children will know I'm old enough to father them.