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What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Bigbishung(m): 9:03am On Sep 17, 2020 |
good day.sometimes kid's say the funniest things.let me start. 1.after his mom give birth,he asked me uncle where do children come from. 2.one asked me if honey has legs,I said no.he said why does his dad keep saying honey open your legs at night. 3.one asked me what was the name of God's father.share ur's. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Kriss216: 9:10am On Sep 17, 2020 |
One asked me last week, Uncle when are you getting married? I'll never forgive that boy 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by IKBARUTEN11(m): 9:21am On Sep 17, 2020 |
A stupid child once asked me''broda is it true that u want to f**k mummy taiye? 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Vyzz: 9:30am On Sep 17, 2020 |
One asked me.... Brother will u give me small biabia(beards)?... One also asked me... |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by LadySarah: 9:43am On Sep 17, 2020 |
When my 4 yr old son is through with his food, he'd courtesy and then says"thank you, your majesty. " Each time he meets me cooking or doing a chore, he'd say" Mom, you are really doing your best. " 11 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Nobody: 12:24pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
My 6 years old neighbor came to me and told me to spell EGG, I told her E-double G. She said I don’t know anything that’s it’s E-G-G I told her it’s the same thing but she was not having any of it. She went telling everyone that brother can’t spell egg. 10 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Denique(f): 12:38pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
Carchoice:Olodo like you 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Ginaz(f): 12:46pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
My aunt’s daughter was talking with her little friends and they were talking about their lips. She has pinkish lips and she told her friends that her lips are pink. I overheard the conversation and asked them what kind of conversation they having as young as they are? I questioned my aunt’s daughter Who told her she has pink lips. The emotional outburst that came from my simple question I never expected it. She started wailing and begging me not to tell her mom that she has pink lips. Kikikilikiki children are something else. 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Nobody: 3:41pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
I told my little cousin "go and put that paper in the dustbin" she replied "it's not dustbin it's wastebin". I looked at her like Ronaldo wants to take free kick. 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Richy4(m): 4:06pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
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Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by merieam16(f): 8:11pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
Kriss216:Wat d boy said wasnt bad nw? abi u no wan marry ni |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Kriss216: 8:15pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
merieam16:Yes, I no wan marry 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by merieam16(f): 8:17pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
Kriss216:Okay...pele o |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by ayomilore: 9:11pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
My daughter once said "Daddy you have mistake me" apparently referring to the Little body contact I have with her when she was doing her homework. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Nobody: 9:15pm On Sep 17, 2020 |
My little nephew (twinnys son) asked me last month. "Where is your own daddy"? Another one was when a little girl told me aunty you're fine. I like you... Huh? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by Swissheart(f): 12:24am On Sep 18, 2020 |
Last week my 5year old nephew said " Aunty, when I grow up, I want to be chewing bubble gum like you " see me see Adesewa, bubble gum of all things |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing A Child Ever Said Or Asked You. by fattprince(m): 7:29am On Sep 18, 2020 |
A neighbor of 2 years was calling me from where she was sitting. "Sholly " "Sholly". Brother Sholly. I think I have to born so this children will know I'm old enough to father them. 3 Likes |
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