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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by horpeyemean: 6:16pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Mugiwaraluffy: Good day, Please can I have the past question also abdussalambabalola@gmail.com Thank you 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 6:26pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
sbashir10:No mind them. Soldiers in general use vulgar language on each other. Dem never see anything sha. Make en reach screening and those small boys tension m small, his settings go change 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Emyd8: 6:30pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Oya e don do, make una enter inside ya house Mugiwaraluffy: 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 6:48pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Only if you guys know how many times those cadets have called my mother bastard and I’ve said yes sir.. you people aren’t ready.. 6 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 7:00pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
sikowitz17: That's the standard! Oga sir! Who no go no go know! 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 7:05pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Probably some people are going to Aca with the mindset of changing the standard over there. Make only you go buy your job o cuz na only you waka go . You see if you mistakenly buy the job for me and my village men, I swear I will remove your teeth just now! And issue you 600 years job 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:20pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Any excess job other than blanket job that you buy for me because you can’t take threats, anything your eyes see in the lines, let your body take it. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 7:21pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
I remember back then I was directed to sign my form at a Barracks, when I met the senior man, instead of him to sign my form in peace he saw something on my form I told him is the right thing politely, oga didn't believe me o, I carry google show baba he still no believe o, e reach one stage Oga Sir tell me that You are Mad! na hin my eyes just red now now . Oga sir finally called someone in my presence and the person told him same thing I have been telling oga sir o, then he eventually signed the form after he has don his wish and cleared his doubt. For my mind I was expecting him to apologize for telling me am mad in the first place, my eyes still red for there na later I realize say military dey sabi frustrate person with ordinary words from their mouth not to talk of touching you. You see this job ehn, if you are not ready you are not ready be that oo, just sit for your house and be earning your respect from your younger siblings at home, cuz the moment you enter Aca those cadets of your younger siblings age will frustrate you, issue threat, job you, work on you , you will feel like dying but you will not die, is that clear? 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:27pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Arisukuni:im anticipating those nights that they will come and massage us at 2am till 4am and from there, we report for breakfast without sleep lol.. or the nights you’ll report to lines for sleep at 2am and they blow fire alarm by 2:30 till 4am no sleep.. na to just enter lines, change uniform Dey jog go mess for breakfast lol 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:30pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
@Dannyhonda where you Dey nah!! Come give us gist about how una suffer for academy! A couple of days more and you’ll be an officer!! I salute you bro. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 7:54pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
During 46 last year at Afaka, there is this tap water close to the medical entrance, I wanted to perform an ablution then there was this boy that do not pass 15 year old was putting on blue and white as a colito cus they just spent about three month then. The boy walked to me at that tap and said it with command "You, hold this thing for me!" I raised my head up to see his face E shock me! I look around other candidates where around gisting, I saw one guy through the window the guy is a therma 5, he was looking at me cuz he was communicating with the boy through the window, I collect the paper from him and he washed his hand finished from the tap and collected back his paper he gave me. When he was going I was just looking at him cuz I didn't even know what to say or do . And my fear was that if I do anything at that moments and the other thermal 5 guy mark my face and come job me for training wetin I go do . As in I just lock up, , con dey imagine am later say ordinary colito 15 year old chawuz me . Now let me throw this question to you, candidates if you are in my shoes what will you do on that day? I need honest answers please 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by omaigala12(m): 7:59pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Mugiwaraluffy:Believe me bro no one enjoys sarcasm like I do .d guy was just bin immature about d whole stuff . pple like sikowitz n d rest av been answering so many questions here tirelessly, if u no wan answer y not just scroll and pass All good sha 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:06pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Arisukuni:Lmao I remember those boys.. wey sidown for MRS reception.. as we wear white and blue na so dem sef wear white and blue lol.. but their own white and blue get 1 star lmao!! Another one, I go buy egg roll for reception na him our eyes jam each other.. he say “do you have eyes to see me, are you an idiot?” I just collect my egg roll Dey waka go back cos if I chauz him moda for there, those terma 5 wey sidown for reception with am go get me.. and I wasn’t announcing myself at the screening so I swallow am. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 8:09pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
I just wan buy land for page 700 ... E no easy 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 8:11pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
sikowitz17: Oga sir! I don laugh roll for floor here o. I no no say you self fit dey humble for them like that ooo, make dey no use you shine. The funny thing is that those guys just spent ordinary 3 month plus for Aca then ooo out of 5 years |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 8:35pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
omaigala12:I understand how you feel, but you really need to grow a thick skin if you want this job. I've seen the way those guys talk to each other. Besides, the question you asked would've been averted if only your read through this thread. It's filled with a lot of information and entertainment. Trust me, you'd enjoy it. Consider this your first unofficial job 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 8:45pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Bastards Bastards Bastards 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 8:49pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
sikowitz17:nawa o. Abeg them no dey fear say if this people become officer them fit chop there fada later? 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:51pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Kaeboy:they don’t fear anything.. they don’t fear that’ll you’ll be an officer in 9 months, they aren’t scared of anything!! They are REGULARS.. they’ve been conditioned to know that their commission is above every other godamn commission in the military.. you be SSC.. hit your rank after 9 months.. they know it’s their modas that own the military. 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Bifrost: 8:52pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
eclipsehemmy: *************************************************** * * * * * * * * ∆```∆```∆```∆```∆ * * Page 700_Military outpost * * * ************************************************** 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Elsueno: 9:00pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Mugiwaraluffy: Wetin be dis now? Didn't you tell admiral garp you wanted to be a pirate Straw hat, am disappointed in you. I will also warn D cadets to watch the kitchen very well as you fit borrow meat at night and finish boys rations 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 9:08pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Elsueno: Yare yare yare Chotto matte! Well, I'm still a pirate, I'm just trying to infiltrate academy and free some pirates As for mishi! No problem, they won't see me steal their ration since I'll take it from the cooking pot. If Sanji can't stop me from stealing from his fridge, academy will be shayi 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 9:22pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Arisukuni:Bro if I were you baba, I will assume ooo. One motherfucker clown can't be issuing me order. Let me give you guys one hint in career we're venturing into, it's not every job you'll serve with joy there are some jobs you just need to assume as an SSC cadet if not you'll just die. Make sure you frustrate the job issuer atimes is that clear??Let him serve job as well. 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ibks100(m): 9:45pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Page 700 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 9:47pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Ugo was here® Time Stamp 9:47pm #Page 700. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ishowdotgmail(m): 10:11pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Evening house, does the Nigeria military has a standard weight for people. Like today at the office I checked my weight I was 91kg. Though I’m not looking fat, just built and tall. Having doubt mind if the kilogram is too much for applicant or I need to reduce it before screening. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by heryoub22(m): 10:15pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 10:17pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
So I decided to buy another plot sha...... Page 700 . On God always 5 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by oscarfrosh: 10:19pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
ishowdotgmail:Oboy you better start training, try to reduce your weight to 80kg 3 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Bifrost: 10:21pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
ishowdotgmail: First of all, how tall are you? Your height should be commensurate with your weight. If you check your BMI modified: To be safe listen to the man up there and cut down your weight. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by odimbannamdi(m): 10:22pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
sikowitz17: I think the correct person is. Dammysmart 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Elsueno: 10:23pm On Sep 24, 2020 |
Mugiwaraluffy: Reminded me of that G8 arc, Na food commander Jonathan use catch you . Well, please remember you can't bounce bullets in real life woh not to talk of cannon balls . Wishing you the very best bro 1 Like |
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