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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 11:06pm On Sep 25, 2020
Egoat:

Lol. True. Auntie B isn't lucky enough joor. Besides I haven't met Mama Pinky that time sef.
If you meet Mama P, you would be happy for Boss sef. I swear
Mama P is our wifeeeeeeeeee. cool cool cool
Good luck to her. I hope things ain't gon' change.
Can I ask you a question?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:09pm On Sep 25, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Good luck to her. I hope things ain't gon' change.
Can I ask you a question?
If things will change, it will be for the better l'oruko Jesu.
Ask anything Mama.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 11:14pm On Sep 25, 2020
Egoat:

If things will change, it will be for the better l'oruko Jesu.
Ask anything Mama.
Amin!
Although you actually haven't given the entire story of your background especially financially, I'll just assume it's average. Please no insult intended.
My question is, how do you know to drive?
You actually said CN gave you his car to go on cruise with it. You remember?
I hope you got my question.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:23pm On Sep 25, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Amin!
Although you actually haven't given the entire story of your background especially financially, I'll just assume it's average. Please no insult intended.
My question is, how do you know to drive?
You actually said CN gave you his car to go on cruise with it. You remember?
I hope you got my question.
Remember ke? There is nothing about that visitation that I can forget let alone driving a Benz. Lol.

To your question, I understand what you mean even though I know you used the world average so as not to make me feel bad. There is no insult to be taken here, I am not from an average family at all. Oga CN has seen my parents, evwn if he has not seen them gan, I don't have any reason to form what I am not. I am from a very below average family, no one owns a car here in my family. smiley
I have just worked as a danfo driver before, I drive trucks too and even Keke. So many hustles.
That was how I learnt how to drive perfectly.
cheesy cheesy

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 11:25pm On Sep 25, 2020
Egoat:

Remember ke? There is nothing about that visitation that I can forget let alone driving a Benz. Lol.

To your question, I understand what you mean even though I know you used the world average so as not to make me feel bad. There is no insult to be taken here, I am not from an average family at all. Oga CN has seen my parents, evwn if he has not seen them gan, I don't have any reason to form what I am not. I am from a very below average family, no one owns a car here in my family. smiley
I have just worked as a danfo driver before, I drive trucks too and even Keke. So many hustles.
That was how I learnt how to drive perfectly.
cheesy cheesy
Wow!!! At 26? You've done this much?
Wow is all I could think of.
May God bless you sir. kiss kiss
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:28pm On Sep 25, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Wow!!! At 26? You've done this much?
Wow is all I could think of.
May God bless you sir. kiss kiss
Life in Lagos is about hustling o, maybe in my part of Lagos sha. There are people younger than me that have been through and still doing worse and crazy hustles. It's not special, I still dey learn for some people side ni o.
By the way, I am 25 not 26. I just clocked 25 ni.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 11:33pm On Sep 25, 2020
Egoat:

Life in Lagos is about hustling o, maybe in my part of Lagos sha. There are people younger than me that have been through and still doing worse and crazy hustles. It's not special, I still dey learn for some people side ni o.
By the way, I am 25 not 26. I just clocked 25 ni.
I know a little about the crazy life lagosians live. I stayed in Lekki while I was in Nigeria all through 2017 and it was still like hell hole to me. I can imagine what other places would be like.
25 or 26, God has got to bless you sir.
Like for real. Honestly, I am happy for you. kiss kiss
You are a divine Bae.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:35pm On Sep 25, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

I know a little about the crazy life lagosians live. I stayed in Lekki while I was in Nigeria all through 2017 and it was still like hell hole to me. I can imagine what other places would be like.
25 or 26, God has got to bless you sir.
Like for real. Honestly, I am happy for you. kiss kiss
You are a divine Bae.
Lekki na very big men place na, you can't even compare with other places at all.
Thanks so much Mama Queen.
Thanks for everything.
I am forever indebted.
I am blessed already. cheesy cheesy
OnGod.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 11:42pm On Sep 25, 2020
Egoat:

Lekki na very big men place na, you can't even compare with other places at all.
Thanks so much Mama Queen.
Thanks for everything.
I am forever indebted.
I am blessed already. cheesy cheesy
OnGod.
I know what Lekki is, reason I said I can imagine what other places would be like.
Please have a fun filled and fulfilled day tomorrow. Enjoy it to the peak.
kiss kiss
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:43pm On Sep 25, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

I know what Lekki is, reason I said I can imagine what other places would be like.
Please have a fun filled and fulfilled day tomorrow. Enjoy it to the peak.
kiss kiss
Yesss ooo.
Thanks a lot lot.
I am happily grateful. cool cool
Have a good day.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 12:15am On Sep 26, 2020
MZrapper:

Enjoy your stay.
Just when I had little hope of returning, Naija government came up with this.
Lol. grin
You don enter am. But on a positive note, if you could get to Ghana, you can get a bus to journey down here from there.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 4:55am On Sep 26, 2020
Egoat:

Remember ke? There is nothing about that visitation that I can forget let alone driving a Benz. Lol.

To your question, I understand what you mean even though I know you used the world average so as not to make me feel bad. There is no insult to be taken here, I am not from an average family at all. Oga CN has seen my parents, evwn if he has not seen them gan, I don't have any reason to form what I am not. I am from a very below average family, no one owns a car here in my family. smiley
I have just worked as a danfo driver before, I drive trucks too and even Keke. So many hustles.
That was how I learnt how to drive perfectly.
cheesy cheesy
Impressive.Imagine if Unilorin offered you admission all these years...you should be a proud SSCE holder grin grin and start a part-time degree in LASU/UNILAG soon.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 7:27am On Sep 26, 2020
Egoat:

Yesss ooo.
Thanks a lot lot.
I am happily grateful. cool cool
Have a good day.
Congratulations to you Sir.
More of God's blessings in Jesus name.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 7:34am On Sep 26, 2020
TemitopeJnr:

Congratulations to you Sir.
More of God's blessings in Jesus name.
Ameeeeeeeen.
Thanks so much eyan mi.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:29am On Sep 26, 2020
prinx55555:

Lol. grin
You don enter am. But on a positive note, if you could get to Ghana, you can get a bus to journey down here from there.
Bus? I reject that. Can't afford the risk and discomfort. Never.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:36am On Sep 26, 2020
Egoat:

Mama yo. grin grin grin grin
2020 loading.

Thanks so much for your wish ma.
You are everything to me. smiley

You wish man. grin

Queenyprinxex:

Good for ya. tongue
You gon' have to return to your Ghana.
We don't want you no more in Nigeria. undecided undecided
Pick up your slippers and run along. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 12:33pm On Sep 26, 2020
To God, CN is one heaven of a comedian.
See me laughing my ass out. Mehn!!! grin grin grin grin
Your diary is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 6:44pm On Sep 26, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
To God, CN is one heaven of a comedian.
See me laughing my ass out. Mehn!!! grin grin grin grin
Your diary is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin
No be lie. grin grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:08pm On Sep 26, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
To God, CN is one heaven of a comedian.
See me laughing my ass out. Mehn!!! grin grin grin grin
Your diary is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin
I love you much more. wink
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 8:00pm On Sep 26, 2020
Those who didn't come, missed a lot tongue tongue
Mama Rapper and Queen.
You missed a lotttttttttttt. cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 7:06am On Sep 27, 2020
Egoat:
Those who didn't come, missed a lot tongue tongue
Mama Rapper and Queen.
You missed a lotttttttttttt. cheesy

Bleh! Glad you had mad fun, that's enough for me.
Happy for you my chale.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by prinx55555(m): 7:30am On Sep 27, 2020
MZrapper:

Bus? I reject that. Can't afford the risk and discomfort. Never.
You na big woman na. cheesy
I did tour Tumale and Kumasi by land that year.
More of fun that risk or discomfort.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 7:43am On Sep 27, 2020
Egoat:
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE .
WHEN I KEEP WRITING WONDERFUL WONDERFUL NO ONE CAN EVER UNDERSTAND.
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD IN THE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN PLANNED OUT IN THE SPIRIT. THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR OVER SPIRITUALITY, EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED LIKE A JOKE WAS PLANNED BY GOD.
BEFORE MAYNATION AND I EVEN TALKED AT ALL, I HAVE FASTED FOR 21 DAYS. PLEQSE BELIEVE ME, I DON'T HAVE ANY REASON TO LIE.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE MENTIONED ME ON THAT PARTICULAR DAY AND WHY SHE EVEN ASKED ME OF MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD. I STILL FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE SHE MENTIONED ME FIRST BY HER OWNSELF.
I HAVE KNOWN HER FROM WAY BQCK, IT WASN'T FROM DIARY SECTION.
I COMPLETED THE FASTING AND SHE MENTIONED ME TWO DAYS AFTER. IF SHE REMEMBER , WHEN SHE ASKED ME WHAT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD IS LIKE, I TOLD HER THAT THE FACT SHE MENTIONED ME IS A PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS. SHE WONT UNDERSTAND.
I DECLINED HER HELP BECAUSE HONESTLY SPEAKING IT WAS AN INSTRUCTION AND I AM MORE SATISFIED THAT I SAW THE PROOF THAT MY PRAYER WAS ANSWERD. THE QUAREL I HAVE WITH MZRAPPER WAS FOR A PURPOSE, THE SCRABBLE DISCUSSION WAS FOR A PURPOSE. MAYNATION TRAVELLING TO LAGOS AND LAYING EMPHASIS ON SCRABBLE WAS FOR A PURPOSE COLLEGENEWS ASKING TO PAY FOR MY DATA SO THAT I CAN PLAY THE SCRABBLE WAS FOR A PURPOSE. IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THIS ONE, WHY DIDNT WE PLAY THE GAME AFTER HE SENT ME MONEY? HE SAID I SHOULD GO AND LEARN. WHY DO YOU THINK WE ALL HAVE INTEREST IN THAT PARTICULAR GAME? I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER WHEN I ASKED TO PLAY GAME WITH MAYNATION AND ALL EFFORTS DIDN'T WORK. MY FASTING WAS STILL ON THEN, GOD KNOWS I HEARD CLEARLY THAT HELP WILL COME FROM YOU PEOPLE. I DID NOT KNOW HOW IT WILL COME BUT I WAS TRYING TO CREATE WAY MYSELF NOT KNOWING GOD HAS PLANNED IT ALREADY.
I ASKED TO PLAY WITH COLLEGE NEWS AND HE DECLINED, THE SAME COLLEGENEWS ASKED TO PLAY WITH ME BY WHICH TIME I WAS NOT HAVING DATA. MY RESPONSE CAUSED A LITTLE MISUNDERSTING AND COLLEGENEWS DECIDED TO MAKE UP FOR ME BY DASHINH ME #5,000 IN WHICH MZRAPPER OFFERED ME #10,000.
I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO BELIEVE ME.
THE 15K WAS FOR A PURPOSE WHICH WAS THE REASON I ACCEPTED THE HELP BUT REJECTED THE #100K MAYNATION OFFERED ME. IT WAS AN INSTRUCTION, A HARD INSTRUCTIONS TO OBEY. WHO WILL REJECT 100K AND ACCEPT #15K? IT IS A MYSTERY.

YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT, WHAT WAS SO SPECIAL ABOUT MZRAPPER AND COLLEGEMEWS CONVERSATION THAT EVERYONE WAS NOW OFFERING HER MONEY FOR A POST SHE HAS MADE MORE THAN A MONTH?
SHE DID NOT ASK FOR HELP, AND THE CONVERSATION DID NIT SAYANYTHING ABOUT NEEDING HELP. BUT YET YOU PEOPLE CAME AND STARTED DONATING.
I WAS INSTRUCTED TO DONATE 5K.
IF MZRAPPER AND COLLEGENEWS DID NOT SEND ME THE 15K INITIALLY, I WONT HAVE THE MIND TO SAY I WILL DONATE 5K. PLEASE BELIEVE ME, IT WAS ALREADY PLANNED OUT.
IT WAS QUEENYPRINXEX THAT STARTED IT, IF IT IS MAYNATION WE CAN SAY SHE LIKES MZRAPPER AND SHE MAY DECIDE TO DONATE. BUT MY PEOPLE IT WAS ANOTHER PERSON WHO HAS ALWAYS HAVE ISSUES WITH HER.
OKAY IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE, HOW CAN SEHINDEMI WHO ALWAYS OPPOSE MZRAPPER AGREE TO SEND #50,000? PRINX55555 THAT WAS NOT ONLINE NKO? WHY DID LIRUSEHN TAKE IT UPON HIMSELF TO CALL HIM AND MAKE HIM SEND #65,000. MY FIRST POST IN DIARY SECTION WAS MY ACCUSING MZRAPPER AND COLLEGENEWS OF BEING THE SAME PERSON AND I EVEN CREATED A DIARY TO MOCK MZRAPPER. WHY DID THEY ACCEPT ME ALL OF A SUDDEN? WHEN DID I BECOME SO IMPORTANT TO MZRAPPER THAT SHE WILL DECIDE TO SHARE A FREE MONEY WITH ME?
EVERYTHING WAS PLANNED.
IF I DIDN'T FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION NOT TO ACCEOT THE HELP OF 100K I WILL NEVER GET THIS EXACT AMOUNT I NEED FOR MY SHOP.
GOD IS ALIVE AND HE IS FAITHFUL, WHAT HAPPENED HERE IS A TESTIMONY AND PROOF THAT HE IS GOD.
IT SEEM LIKE A JOKE BUT HE MADE IT HAPPEN.

GOD HAS JUST SPOKEN ON THIS THREAD, HE HAS USED EVERYONE HERE.

WHAT HAPPENED IS NOT ABOUT ME, THERE ARE SOME OTHER CONNECTED TO THIS TESTIMONY. I CAN ONLY WRITE MY OWN PART.
EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR MY GOOD AND OTHERS GOOD.
THIS IS WHY I WAS ONLY SAYING WONDERFUL WONDERFUL.
THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU.
THIS MY TESTIMONY.
You.enjoyed all of this.

Egoat:
For being friends with some Nairalanders here, I first got 200k and subsequently, I was given another 140k to further invest in my barbershop.
I own an Executive Barbershop, all thanks to them.
I didn't even beg for the money and it was just like a joke and a dream.
It could have only been God.
Nairaland has been a blessing to me.
I got a new phone from them too.
Haha! On God mehn! smiley
Still enjoyed this too and yet you can't give another person as little as 5k, you are just a stingy boy. If the good people here were as stingy as you are you will still be pushing omalanke or driving keke maruwa in Lagos.
Stingy goat.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:58am On Sep 27, 2020
DrNefarius:

You.enjoyed all of this.


Still enjoyed this too and yet you can't give another person as little as 5k, you are just a stingy boy. If the good people here were as stingy as you are you will still.he driving omalanke or keke maruwa in Lagos.
Stingy goat.
I do not really have interest in all these petty talks you toddlers engage in, let me just chip this in, the last of its kind.
He was given the money to invest and secure his future not to feed the pockets of shameless scammers. He was found worthy to be helped because he is/was deserving of it unlike most of you lots.
He didn't even ever have to stoop low to beg anyone, either on here or on other threads, either with this moniker or his other moniker. He has never begged nor will have to beg, that's more reason he is loved by everyone here.
When you are done embarrassing yourself, return to your hell hole and come up with another strategy that will enable you meet up with your targeted proceeds from scamming and begging.
Don't waste your energy mentioning me, because God knows you won't get a response.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:20am On Sep 27, 2020
prinx55555:

You na big woman na. cheesy
I did tour Tumale and Kumasi by land that year.
More of fun that risk or discomfort.
Big woman bawo? I am just not down for the stress. Life shouldn't be that difficult.
Good to know you've been to Kumasi and Tumale. Nice places to be.
How about Accra?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:30am On Sep 27, 2020
DrNefarius:

Who invited this one?
Talk about my father again and I will desend on you.
You meant descend?
What did your Father and your greatgrannies have to show for their marriage apart from birthing and raising bands of societal miscreants?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 8:33am On Sep 27, 2020
MZrapper:

You meant descend?
What did your Father and your greatgrannies have to show for their marriage apart from birthing and raising bands of societal miscreants?
Whatever.
I don't have your time.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:37am On Sep 27, 2020
DrNefarius:

Whatever.
I don't have your time.
Go and rest for a week.
Bye.

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