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Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by ridwanlawal: 12:52pm On Sep 26, 2020
csn01:
The op said, what car can give him respect when encoutring SARS, you said your preferred car and added, MAKE FRIENDS WITH SENIOR MILITARY MEN, so I asked DOES IT MEANS THAT IF YOU HAVE RECRUIT SOLDIER AS FRIEND, CANT HIM SAVE YOU? I don't know how you now include interrogation between a Lcpl and a senior army officer.
Those brand of vehicles i mentioned are exceptional among others. You driving them for personal use is not welcomed by them. So you never know who you might come in come across with at the check point or who might interrogate you at the checkpoint
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by ridwanlawal: 12:55pm On Sep 26, 2020
heendrix:
Do you know even as a Senior officer atimes you don't just treat all recruits with disdain or get to under look them

cause the truth of the matter is you'll need them way more
A senior officer on your behalf, your case is 95% settled
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by Nobody: 1:00pm On Sep 26, 2020
ridwanlawal:
Those brand of vehicles i mentioned are exceptional among others. You driving them for personal use is not welcomed by them. So you never know who you might come in come across with at the check point or who might interrogate you at the checkpoint
Now I understand. Because I was wondering why will soldiers be the one to stop you again when the op is only interested in keeping SARS away. So tell Op Now that, not only SARS involve ooo. Soldiers too can stop and harass him like SARS.
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by ridwanlawal: 1:11pm On Sep 26, 2020
promotervickky:
Let the OP kukuma go for Burutai grin
Not even the CAOS, even the CAOS might be busy when you might need him most. Just get q handy of them not necessarily all must be senior officer.
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by promotervickky(m):
ridwanlawal:
Not even the CAOS, even the CAOS might be busy when you might need him most. Just get q handy of them not necessarily all must be senior officer.
True sha, but I think it all boils down to the how you carry yourself, I was once stopped by Sars in Benin, I intimidated them without knowing (these people look for ways to trap people), they called me down and to my surprise they couldn't find anything, to speak to me they couldn't, they were literally afraid of me, to the point of not even telling that I should go...I walked out of them into my brothers car grin

People around there who was driving and passing couldn't help but stand in awe, the officer was embarrassed!

I was wearing a joggers and a Bob Marley Socks Cap cool


Please don't try this anyhow o, have your morals and be standard, and many more will come to you.
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by Newboss(m): 3:42pm On Sep 26, 2020
You know you live in a shithole country if you ever get the urge to ask this sort of question
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by tensazangetsu20(m): 4:42pm On Sep 26, 2020
BMW X3 or Volvo XC90. Avoid Mercedes like a plague. Toyota Highlander too they will disturb you. Lexus is popular amongst yahoo boys. Avoid.
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by Beatswim: 6:43pm On Sep 26, 2020
Dear op, u already know that muscle camry..corrola 03,04,07 ...Lexus rx350 are all Yahoo boys motor...so try something matured like rav4 06,07 or highlander 2011,2012 or get a used 2.7 litre engine white hilux.,.honda pilot 03,04,05 too are strong cars with less recognition
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by PrinxArthur1(op): 9:10pm On Sep 26, 2020
Ayomarcel:
RAV 4

Highlander

XC90

KIA Sportage

MDX
2007 rav4 cool
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by amliftedhigher: 10:10pm On Sep 26, 2020
cluewebhost:
Which is the Army number? I know of the PF..SPY number but haven't heard of army.
Army has but police is more popular
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by KodakBlack: 4:57am On Sep 27, 2020
amliftedhigher:
Army has but police is more popular
Do you know the procedure and rough estimates of getting it?
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by rexlims(m): 9:15am On Sep 27, 2020
@op just buy a Toyota 4runner or highlander or probably a Rav 4. They may stop u, remain calm and address them politely. Also always leave for Ur destination 2 hrs earlier cos police may likely waste 10-20 mins of Ur time.
Usually when u are in a hurry u get agitated and this can trigger them to delay u which may end in tears.
I use a c300 2010 model, and each time I drive thru d highway I always get pulled over and whenever dey come around me, I greet them, they request for my particulars and search often times they are baffled by my calmness and would normally ask me for something to buy pure water. If I have I give and when I don't have I just tell them e no dey.
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by HeavenlyBang(m): 9:53am On Sep 27, 2020
rexlims:
@op just buy a Toyota 4runner or highlander or probably a Rav 4. They may stop u, remain calm and address them politely. Also always leave for Ur destination 2 hrs earlier cos police may likely waste 10-20 mins of Ur time.
Usually when u are in a hurry u get agitated and this can trigger them to delay u which may end in tears.
I use a c300 2010 model, and each time I drive thru d highway I always get pulled over and whenever dey come around me, I greet them, they request for my particulars and search often times they are baffled by my calmness and would normally ask me for something to buy pure water. If I have I give and when I don't have I just tell them e no dey.
This. Rav4.

Dress sensibly, be polite, be calm. I've never been harassed.
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by Mayor555(m):
Boss

If you can buy car bus, like sienna 2004-2010. Buy it and Waka jeje. Nobody will harass you.


2006-2010 Rav 4 is good too.

Honda pilots too


But don't start pimping, ricing and adding all sort of decorations..else you go cast..
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by Eddee(m): 1:14pm On Sep 27, 2020
PrinxArthur1:
2007 rav4 cool
Any car will do, they'll stop you regardless. They have acquired an ungodly knack for recognizing potential prey. You need to do the basics like Heavenly.bang has stated, don't ever show fear in front of any personnel. Give them their regards, answer questions directed at you without flinching. Show composure when harassed, seek out the O.C and reason with him (learn how to avoid falling into the famous good cop bad cop trap). Ensure your car's paperwork is complete - this cannot be overemphasized.

Avoid tints (original permit or not) and any ricing that will mark you. I travel interstate a lot with a Mercedes W212 E Class, it's fancy, the first thing they look out for is tint and insist I wind up if glasses are down. Secondly, papers to check if the Ts are crossed and Is dotted. Thirdly, an ID. Then oga anything for the boys? once they are satisfied.

In all you do, buy a car you love - Police and EFCC will harass you even if you drive an old Beetle. I've read people asking you to befriend top military officers - it's actually easy, walk into any of the Officers Mess', show proof of character and you'll get a sponsor, pay about 40-50k for registration and well, The Nigerian Army/Airforce/Navy hates the Nigerian Police (see them as untrained, undisciplined, and inferior).
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by Mayor555(m): 2:57pm On Sep 27, 2020
Eddee:
Any car will do, they'll stop you regardless. They have acquired an ungodly knack for recognizing potential prey. You need to do the basics like Heavenly.bang has stated, don't ever show fear in front of any personnel. Give them their regards, answer questions directed at you without flinching. Show composure when harassed, seek out the O.C and reason with him (learn how to avoid falling into the famous good cop bad cop trap). Ensure your car's paperwork is complete - this cannot be overemphasized.

Avoid tints (original permit or not) and any ricing that will mark you. I travel interstate a lot with a Mercedes W212 E Class, it's fancy, the first thing they look out for is tint and insist I wind up if glasses are down. Secondly, papers to check if the Ts are crossed and Is dotted. Thirdly, an ID. Then oga anything for the boys? once they are satisfied.

In all you do, buy a car you love - Police and EFCC will harass you even if you drive an old Beetle. I've read people asking you to befriend top military officers - it's actually easy, walk into any of the Officers Mess', show proof of character and you'll get a sponsor, pay about 40-50k for registration and well, The Nigerian Army/Airforce/Navy hates the Nigerian Police (see them as untrained, undisciplined, and inferior).
Eddee,

Boss you didn't get the gist...

Boss maybe you're living in more sane area of Nigeria.

I've seen numerous cases where you're just parked in a street and immediately they sight you're a young blood, they'll approach you rashly.

I've seen than two cases where these stupid people will draw their gun on one, by just merely sighting the car and seeing you're young. The two occasions are people who are dressed very responsibly (these people are my personal people).


So, this the kind of scenerio the op is trying to avoid.


Some cars actually draw their attention swiftly to young people. First hand experience.
Re: What Type Of Suv Will Keep Sars Away From Me by Eddee(m): 3:55pm On Sep 27, 2020
Mayor555:
Eddee,

Boss you didn't get the gist...

Boss maybe you're living in more sane area of Nigeria.

I've seen numerous cases where you're just parked in a street and immediately they sight you're a young blood, they'll approach you rashly.

I've seen than two cases where these stupid people will draw their gun on one, by just merely sighting the car and seeing you're young. The two occasions are people who are dressed very responsibly (these people are my personal people).


So, this the kind of scenerio the op is trying to avoid.


Some cars actually draw their attention swiftly to young people. First hand experience .
Big man I greet you. I get the point very well, the SARS situation is very disheartening and the profiling of well to do young men on our roads is very sad to say the least. I've driven in Lagos (briefly), Asaba, Port Harcourt, Calabar and Abuja extensively. All these areas are hotspots for SARS and their unlawful shakedowns.

I've had my fair share of problems with SARS, and on all occasions they quickly reach for their firearms like you've rightly noticed, in order to intimidate me. I don't panic at all, I don't call for favors immediately (only once and I didn’t have my tint permit and had to make sure we were driving to Zone 6 Hq and not an ATM). Maybe an 03-05 Corolla or Civic will let him fly under the radar. Any SUV above 2004/5 isn't cheap and those crooks know the value of cars too.

One day na one day, him and dem go gats settle off records for road. Inside the city/town I don't offer them a single kobo and I drive cars that are kinda distinct which means all of us know each other for the roads I frequent, but on the highways when traveling, I keep #200 and #500 notes handy and obey Mathews 5:25 religiously. I don't argue, just stretch out my hands briefly and bless whoever reaches them first and be on my way. I've never had problems obeying the law of the jungle. You travel a lot I presume and as such know first hand that they don't stand where there's good network reception or good roads to outgame their checkpoints.

As for EFCC - they do targeted raids in mostly clubs and highbrow quarters (Again, I co-run a club so I know this first hand). They won't stop him on the road, that job is left for their fellow red jacket wearing NDLEA brothers. As long as his business is clean, he won't have issues with either men in red.
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