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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:31pm On Oct 03, 2020

hayqiumba:
You no shey this life no balance

Ahswear, I dey fear to reply the guy seff grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by hayqiumba(m): 5:32pm On Oct 03, 2020*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:54pm On Oct 03, 2020

hayqiumba:
Thanks very much boss i really appreciate.

Also my apologies to what i did that time.

Don't mention Sir wink

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:59pm On Oct 03, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Carrots

Winners of last riddle:-
pu7pl3!
jerrykk!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
[color=pink]Pndidamaka![/color]
Galactico4ever!
Hayqiu010!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:07pm On Oct 03, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 6:31pm On Oct 03, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Heart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Pndidiamaka(f): 8:24pm On Oct 03, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

someone's heart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:14pm On Oct 03, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Such technicalities, I prefer not to speak

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:54pm On Oct 04, 2020

BankyGee:
Don't leave me again o

I won't baby... happy Sunday

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:55pm On Oct 04, 2020

pu7pl3:
Instead of you to be thanking me for my support

Oya, sorry. Take chin-chin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:56pm On Oct 04, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Heart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:35pm On Oct 04, 2020

Ayanfe29:
I won't baby... happy Sunday

Happy Sunday queen, lemme not kiss you here now before you say ya shying again

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:37pm On Oct 04, 2020

pu7pl3:
Instead of you to be thanking me for my support

Supporter

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by DarkEarl: 6:57am On Oct 05, 2020

carrot

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by DarkEarl: 7:00am On Oct 05, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Time

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:14am On Oct 05, 2020

BankyGee:
Supporter

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:53pm On Oct 05, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- The heart

Winners of last riddle:-
Hayqiu010!
[color=pink]Pndidiamaka[/color]
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 1:28pm On Oct 05, 2020

Play writers be like:
Virus Meeting (A play)
(Corona enters the street crying. He is halted by Ebola who was coming from the opposite side)
EBOLA: (Hails him) Coro my man! Coro wizzy! Coro baddest! Coro killer! Long time!
CORONA: (Sniffs) No see.
EBOLA: Egbon, why you dey cry?
CORONA: 9ja dey enchanted ahswear!
EBOLA: (Surprised) Enchanted bawo?
CORONA: They are not scared of me again o! They don't even believe I exist! It is paining me! (cries louder)
EBOLA: (Smirks) Eyaah, pele oh. You no see how dem gimme red card dah year? I warn you, you say my mouth dey smell.
CORONA: Na true bro, even those stubborn Yoruba people dey even use dirty hand chop amala, no need for sanitizer! Buhari no dey wear nosemask!
EBOLA: This one na see finish o! No go there for your next life, bye!
(Curtain falls, light fades)
( Rousing theme song by "Hans Zimmer" )
THE END
grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by N3cR0mAZc3R(m): 5:26pm On Oct 05, 2020

BankyGee:
Play writers be like:
Virus Meeting (A play)
(Corona enters the street crying. He is halted by Ebola who was coming from the opposite side)
EBOLA: (Hails him) Coro my man! Coro wizzy! Coro baddest! Coro killer! Long time!
CORONA: (Sniffs) No see.
EBOLA: Egbon, why you dey cry?
CORONA: 9ja dey enchanted ahswear!
EBOLA: (Surprised) Enchanted bawo?
CORONA: They are not scared of me again o! They don't even believe I exist! It is paining me! (cries louder)
EBOLA: (Smirks) Eyaah, pele oh. You no see how dem gimme red card dah year? I warn you, you say my mouth dey smell.
CORONA: Na true bro, even those stubborn Yoruba people dey even use dirty hand chop amala, no need for sanitizer! Buhari no dey wear nosemask!
EBOLA: This one na see finish o! No go there for your next life, bye!
(Curtain falls, light fades)
( Rousing theme song by "Hans Zimmer" )
THE END

TO BE CONTINUED

Nice jokes and you tried but you're mad for calling yoruba dirty bro.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:01pm On Oct 05, 2020

N3cR0mAZc3R:
Nice jokes and you tried but you're mad for calling yoruba dirty bro.

Thanks bro. I'm Yoruba though, just messing around grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:09pm On Oct 05, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

What familiar word has IS and LAND and has LA in the middle?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:39pm On Oct 05, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

island na

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Pndidiamaka(f): 9:18pm On Oct 05, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Island

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by N3cR0mAZc3R(m): 12:10am On Oct 06, 2020

BankyGee:
Thanks bro. I'm Yoruba though, just messing around

oyaaaa chop knuckles bro.

You get mouth...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by odex209(m): 3:04am On Oct 06, 2020

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 6:09am On Oct 06, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Island

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:08am On Oct 06, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

You call this a riddle? ISLAND

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:12am On Oct 06, 2020

Bye Bye

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:33am On Oct 06, 2020

N3cR0mAZc3R:
oyaaaa chop knuckles bro.
You get mouth...

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by odex209(m): 11:27am On Oct 06, 2020

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:29pm On Oct 06, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- ISLAND

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Pndidiamaka![/color]
Hayqiu010!
NNU0000! (Welcome )
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:35pm On Oct 06, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

I am a riddle that the answer is gone. Get it right, you have till dawn.

What is it?

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