A checkered past – A hopeful future – An unwitting entanglement. All the selfish dropout, Wayward Pikin, ever wanted was the freedom to do whatever he pleased, but when he finds himself suddenly plunged into the deep end of women, alcohol, and drugs he begins to wonder if the juice is really worth the squeeze.






Starts Wednesday, October 21, 2020...

Good morning my neighbours,

DOAI, ashatoda, Destinylink, Miravision, pabon, eloyce, Moura7, kakadinho0880, nastynic, ghettochild4u, ijaw1stson, Sologzy, royalguy123, busybrains, ImModern, Dybala11, Seventy7kings, Lakesc, SadiqAdnan98, DarkGamer, biokuabdullahi, Ayanfe29, Emeraldfynest, Jayoficial, Manuel69, Soren4, pclinton, jacob05, Gadafii, Tuhndhay, exseJ, Streetmade, Elvis778, Electricboy, Moneysoldier007, Counter24, steediamond, ogasharpsharp, brizzle116, teabing, remi1444, Samkenny1, enigma0, Adeola25, Ray1251, frankline461, mgtow, Badasss, EricZeal, Starberg, Oluwatimi2000, Wane2, Inosenduatall, rockhillz, fioky, Dhanielll, Whizz95, steeze, Tito444, Naughtyfella, Zubis3269, drewsman, StubbornGENIUS, MhiztaRange, mrsraiy, Carsons, phreeman23

Ready for another go?

XOXO

Wayward Pikin.

Let me land my spaceship here.. It's been long I read a book in here. Hope say Na complete package shahh?


Carry dey go my brother, no time.

Space booked, following

Will be anticipating...

Chairman of the wayward pikin association is here.
But OP didn't mention me sef, issokay. I'm here already to stay, whether I'm invited or not.

thaoriginator:



Let me land my spaceship here.. It's been long I read a book in here. Hope say Na complete package shahh?


Carry dey go my brother, no time.

Don't worry my man. I always come correct and complete. Hope your spaceship landed safely?

drewsman:
Space booked, following

You are highly welcome. I hope you enjoy NARCISSISM as much as you enjoyed NYSC CHRONICLES.

Lakesc:
Will be anticipating...

As you should my brother. Grab some popcorn and fasten your seatbelt while at it. Gonna be a bumpy ride!

Dybala11:
Chairman of the wayward pikin association is here.
But OP didn't mention me sef, issokay. I'm here already to stay, whether I'm invited or not.

Hahahahaha... wayward shild

My man!

I'm pretty sure I mentioned you. I mean, it's right up there for you to see.

How've you been?

Hello wayward nation,

While we await the return of "All The Women I Ever Dated" in NARCISSISM, you can check out the first entry in the series, NYSC CHRONICLES, by clicking any of the links below to grab a copy:

ALL THE WOMEN I EVER DATED – NYSC CHRONICLES


My website: https://thewaywardpikin.com/product/all-the-women-i-ever-dated-nysc-chronicles/

Draft2digital: https://draft2digital.com/book/621932

Okadabooks: https://okadabooks.com/book/about/all-the-women-i-ever-dated-nysc-chronicles/32873

Read the first three chapters here for FREE: https://thewaywardpikin.com/free-stories/atwied-nysc-chronicles/

OR

Try to make sense of what the story was all about by clicking on its official-but-unfortunately-butchered Nairaland thread where it debuted: https://www.nairaland.com/5838524/all-women-ever-dated-nysc

See the beauty of life? Options! Options everywhere!

XOXO

Wayward Pikin.

waywardpikin:


Don't worry my man. I always come correct and complete. Hope your spaceship landed safely?

Ok fam!


Our spaceship is in good shape. We landed on earth safely no cause for alarm.

Please do you know anywhere here on earth where an alien can get a cold bear?

Here for round 2

thaoriginator:
Ok fam!


Our spaceship is in good shape. We landed on earth safely no cause for alarm.

Please do you know anywhere here on earth where an alien can get a cold bear?

You need to be specific. Do you mean a cold beer (lager) or a cold bear (animal)? I've never met an alien before so I have no idea what your diet is like. Also, what is the colour of your skin? Hope it's not green? You need to be able to blend in seamlessly.

ogasharpsharp:
Here for round 2

Welcome bruv. The oga himself

waywardpikin:


Hahahahaha... wayward shild

My man!

I'm pretty sure I mentioned you. I mean, it's right up there for you to see.

How've you been?

I'm doing fine sir, I really didn't see my moniker among those mentioned o, I later checked again and I saw that you mentioned my moniker. All the same boss, bring it on as usual, feed us more.

Psst. Conductor na here I won Come down.

Welcome WAYWARD

Venue : Protest ground for #EndSars


Me: Walks some distance (in my mind sha)

Guy 1 : Counter where u dey go nh...

Me: My guy mk I just branch for wayward pikin side, I noe go tay !!!

Guy 1: Wayward pikin cook ??

Me: Yes nh...
He cooked ADVENTURES...

I'M SERIOUSLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS UPDATE...

YOU MADE SO MUCH SENSE IN THAT YOUR PREVIOUS BOOK THAT I'M GONNA READ THIS ONE WITH RESPECT

Dybala11:

I'm doing fine sir, I really didn't see my moniker among those mentioned o, I later checked again and I saw that you mentioned my moniker. All the same boss, bring it on as usual, feed us more.

rockhillz:
Psst. Conductor na here I won Come down.

Welcome WAYWARD

Counter24:
Venue : Protest ground for #EndSars


Me: Walks some distance (in my mind sha)

Guy 1 : Counter where u dey go nh...

Me: My guy mk I just branch for wayward pikin side, I noe go tay !!!

Guy 1: Wayward pikin cook ??

Me: Yes nh...
He cooked ADVENTURES...

I'M SERIOUSLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS UPDATE...

YOU MADE SO MUCH SENSE IN THAT YOUR PREVIOUS BOOK THAT I'M GONNA READ THIS ONE WITH RESPECT

You guys are far too kind. Hope say una dey protest?

While we wait for the debut of our latest story, you can also check out The Confessions of a Ruff, Rugged and Raw 9ja Guy (Part 1) by @ Moneysoldier007 by clicking the link below:

https://thewaywardpikin.com/confessions-part-1/

SYNOPSIS:

Follow the gripping, legendary tale of Ken as he takes you into the joys, pains, sorrows and hot premium tears of a church boy who finds himself ensnared in the cold hands of cultism in a desperate quest for survival.

Present.

Waiting......

Anticipating....

Missmossy:
Present.

The Official first lady of this thread. You are highly welcome.

Adeola25:
Waiting......

You are sighted!

Lakesc:
Anticipating....

You really like reading, don't you?

Excerpts...





Are you ready for this?

waywardpikin:
You really like reading, don't you?

Yes i do...

waywardpikin:
Excerpts...





Are you ready for this?

Mr. Wayward pikin, why are you being wayward with this story nah...
Serve us before overwaiting will turn your fans to waiters

waywardpikin:






You guys are far too kind. Hope say una dey protest?

Boss man, I no dey the protest o. I'm an only child, so I've gat to stay safe atleast for my Mama's sake.

waywardpikin:





You guys are far too kind. Hope say una dey protest?

Na e-protest I dey do o. Abeg I be only child.

Lakesc:
Yes i do...

Counter24:


Mr. Wayward pikin, why are you being wayward with this story nah...
Serve us before overwaiting will turn your fans to waiters

Sorry guys. Due to the whole #EndSARS thing it didn't feel right dropping the story as at when due. Also, the posting schedule will be a bit erratic so bear with me and just go along with it. One love!

Dybala11:

Boss man, I no dey the protest o. I'm an only child, so I've gat to stay safe atleast for my Mama's sake.

Dybala11:

Na e-protest I dey do o. Abeg I be only child.

Lol you had to mention this twice. Why do I have the feeling that even though una reach 10 children u for still hide face somewhere?

Being an only child doesn't sound like so much fun though.

Thank God it's all behind us.