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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 8:28pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:
With the ongoing tension/protests sweeping the country, make them no come kuku cancel enlistment this year o! because the way things are going the youths don't wanna back down and the next action might be to place a 24hrs curfew.

I don't want to even imagine this. Make them no try am beg cos I don put all my body and soul for this year enlistment

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:36pm On Oct 14, 2020
DadyTrillion:


I don't want to even imagine this. Make them no try am beg cos I don put all my body and soul for this year enlistment
Omo bro don’t invest your entire being in this ooo.. disappointment no go Dey insha allah and we will make it but just in case.. make e no turn to something else

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:37pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:


How e one take sweet me or any other applicant? We all have invested/sacrificed alot, it will demoralising if they follow that route. I just dey try permutate things wey fit supp
Last thing wey government go do na to do gra gra impose curfew.. they are being careful..very very careful..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 8:41pm On Oct 14, 2020
I heard that once you are commissioned as a lieutenant,them go give you escort to dey follow you. abeg how true is this?
Na question I ask ooo no chop me abeg wink

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Putin007: 8:48pm On Oct 14, 2020
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Walex29: 8:57pm On Oct 14, 2020
softguy1:
I heard that once you are commissioned as a lieutenant,them go give you escort to dey follow you. abeg how true is this?
Na question I ask ooo no chop me abeg wink

Starched khaki gang spotted... lol

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 9:05pm On Oct 14, 2020
softguy1:
I heard that once you are commissioned as a lieutenant,them go give you escort to dey follow you. abeg how true is this?
Na question I ask ooo no chop me abeg wink
As a Lt you're entitled to two aides(1 driver and one body guard). In addition to that a paid civilian cook and laundry man(wey go dey starch your khaki) will be assigned to you once you're not in a war zone (North east). Even in the northeast if you serve up to 8 months you'll be entitled to one Benz not less that 3 yrs of production from the year of service in the northeast.
Forget passion and all the people wey dey talk say money no dey army my brother enjoyment one kee!! officers you no see like COAS dey shine? Once you reach Captain you be entitled to fine fine Ashys from Barbados, Thailand and other Asian countries but the army will only pay an all expense trip for two. Let me stop here there are many things I won't like to say when you enter you'll see. Just pick up the HTACOS you go see all the benefits of being an NA officer.
Shun!! talk here aside the threat of Bokoharam army na jollification.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Blueelf: 9:15pm On Oct 14, 2020
Joshater:
With all due respect sir, i believe the message wasn't directed to you.. It was meant to be understood by a "selected few"... That you couldn't decipher what he said, doesn't mean he didn't communicate clearly! Infact, the message was loud and clear! You'd have just scrolled past the message sir, instead of sounding the way you did sir.. God bless you..


You could also have taken your own advice Sir as I didn't direct my message to you either

God bless you too Sir

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:16pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:

As a Lt you're entitled to two aides(1 driver and one body guard). In addition to that a paid civilian cook and laundry man(wey go dey starch your khaki) will be assigned to you once you're not in a war zone (North east). Even in the northeast if you serve up to 8 months you'll be entitled to one Benz not less that 3 yrs of production from the year of service in the northeast.
Forget passion and all the people wey dey talk say money no dey army my brother enjoyment one kee!! officers you no see like COAS dey shine? Once you reach Captain you be entitled to fine fine Ashy's from Barbados, Thailand and other Asian countries but the army will only pay an all expense trip for two. Let me stop here there are many things I won't like to say when you enter you'll see. Just pick up the HTACOS you go see all the benefits of being an NA officer.
Shun!! talk here aside the threat of Bokoharam army na jollification.
Oh my days!!! cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:18pm On Oct 14, 2020
If the protests heighten!! The only thing I see the army doing is canceling the exams and shortlisting names for screening...so that people can start finding their way to kaduna and Ibadan respectively..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Putin007: 9:19pm On Oct 14, 2020
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by autamahmud(m): 9:19pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:

As a Lt you're entitled to two aides(1 driver and one body guard). In addition to that a paid civilian cook and laundry man(wey go dey starch your khaki) will be assigned to you once you're not in a war zone (North east). Even in the northeast if you serve up to 8 months you'll be entitled to one Benz not less that 3 yrs of production from the year of service in the northeast.
Forget passion and all the people wey dey talk say money no dey army my brother enjoyment one kee!! officers you no see like COAS dey shine? Once you reach Captain you be entitled to fine fine Ashy's from Barbados, Thailand and other Asian countries but the army will only pay an all expense trip for two. Let me stop here there are many things I won't like to say when you enter you'll see. Just pick up the HTACOS you go see all the benefits of being an NA officer.
Shun!! talk here aside the threat of Bokoharam army na jollification.

The civilian general has spoken.
This really cracked me up sir

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:21pm On Oct 14, 2020
softguy1:
I heard that once you are commissioned as a lieutenant,them go give you escort to dey follow you. abeg how true is this?
Na question I ask ooo no chop me abeg wink
Yes and you’d be given one army Hilux.. after 2 years, I’ll become your own so you Can repaint it.. then you’ll start picking wife from the series of babes that army will offer you.. usually like 10-15 babes.. choose the finest ooo, cos officers no Dey marry ugly babes.. you are entitled to one chef that’ll be delivering you food in the frontlines.. They will furnish your apartment from appliances to kitchen utensils..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Elsueno: 9:22pm On Oct 14, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

Exactly brother, that's the main NOTE OF WORRY AND CONCERN.. Reports coming from a friend of mine, A private currently in Bama, is that Some of Their Armoury are outrageously outdated and develops fault easily, thus slowing down their Effort...

17 armored vehicles (Including Artillery Trucks, VT4 Main Battle Tanks and ST1 tank destroyers) that were delivered to the Nigerian Army in April this year by the Chinese are yet to be deployed to the Warfront coz Covid19 halted the coming down of the chinese guys to Train the Nigerian Army Officers and soldiers wey go dey Cruize the Utilities...

Victory is from God Alone

Mehn...if only they would let me commandeer one of those MBT3000 when they arrive....sigh

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 9:27pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:

As a Lt you're entitled to two aides(1 driver and one body guard). In addition to that a paid civilian cook and laundry man(wey go dey starch your khaki) will be assigned to you once you're not in a war zone (North east). Even in the northeast if you serve up to 8 months you'll be entitled to one Benz not less that 3 yrs of production from the year of service in the northeast.
Forget passion and all the people wey dey talk say money no dey army my brother enjoyment one kee!! officers you no see like COAS dey shine? Once you reach Captain you be entitled to fine fine Ashy's from Barbados, Thailand and other Asian countries but the army will only pay an all expense trip for two. Let me stop here there are many things I won't like to say when you enter you'll see. Just pick up the HTACOS you go see all the benefits of being an NA officer.
Shun!! talk here aside the threat of Bokoharam army na jollification.

Boss the wey u take explain am just dey do me Tanana Tanana for body cheesy cheesy
The wey u take analyse am go make person wey no wan join to run go pick form asap. tuwale for you.
No be those people wey dey talk say na so so suffer suffer full for army, at least some enjoyment part day grin grin
But DSSC OFFICERS follow for the benefit too?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 9:31pm On Oct 14, 2020
sikowitz17:
Yes and you’d be given one army Hilux.. after 2 years, I’ll become your own so you Can repaint it.. then you’ll start picking wife from the series of babes that army will offer you.. usually like 10-15 babes.. choose the finest ooo, cos officers no Dey marry ugly babes.. you are entitled to one chef that’ll be delivering you food in the frontlines.. They will furnish your apartment from appliances to kitchen utensils..

This ona explanation na fire grin
Forget passion sometimes everybody like good things
Who no like better thing? cheesy cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 9:35pm On Oct 14, 2020
Walex29:


Starched khaki gang spotted... lol

Oga forget khaki you self like better thing

Oya tell Daddy you don't like it grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:37pm On Oct 14, 2020
softguy1:


Oga forget khaki you self like better thing

Oya tell Daddy you don't like it grin grin
Lmao!! Baba say daddy!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Dannyhonda(m): 9:37pm On Oct 14, 2020
It is but no be everybody sabi, thank God someone explained and i respect the guy for that. We are all learning here
sikowitz17:
The way I see this entire thing ehn, doe it’s my own personal opinion and it’s different from yours.. This is a military thread.. it’s not far off if somebody comes here to drop military slangs.. if somebody doesn’t understand, what the person should do is ask for a translation..
2.. the 2 guys that were talking to each other knew each other personally and they must have previously talked like that before..
3.. it’s a avenue for people to learn these things..
it’s my personal opinion sha ooo

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 9:42pm On Oct 14, 2020
sikowitz17:
Omo bro don’t invest your entire being in this ooo.. disappointment no go Dey insha allah and we will make it but just in case.. make e no turn to something else

Na true sha but then it's either this year or I won't be chanced again. All hope on God

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by trilacos: 9:42pm On Oct 14, 2020
sikowitz17:
I get guy wey join as SSC.. the son of a general ma sef.. after 2 years baba get Canada visa run.. I also know an officer, my cousins course mate that the navy sent abroad to train for years while he was in academy.. went to Annapolis and didn’t come back again till date.. people Dey JP.. my cousin says he might Be leaving soon.. and that’s navy..
bro,what does it require to get sent to abroad,i am really interested to know.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 9:47pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:

As a Lt you're entitled to two aides(1 driver and one body guard). In addition to that a paid civilian cook and laundry man(wey go dey starch your khaki) will be assigned to you once you're not in a war zone (North east). Even in the northeast if you serve up to 8 months you'll be entitled to one Benz not less that 3 yrs of production from the year of service in the northeast.
Forget passion and all the people wey dey talk say money no dey army my brother enjoyment one kee!! officers you no see like COAS dey shine? Once you reach Captain you be entitled to fine fine Ashy's from Barbados, Thailand and other Asian countries but the army will only pay an all expense trip for two. Let me stop here there are many things I won't like to say when you enter you'll see. Just pick up the HTACOS you go see all the benefits of being an NA officer.
Shun!! talk here aside the threat of Bokoharam army na jollification.

Ugo don finish me with laugh grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 9:49pm On Oct 14, 2020
softguy1:


Boss the wey u take explain am just dey do me Tanana Tanana for body cheesy cheesy
The wey u take analyse am go make person wey no wan join to run go pick form asap. tuwale for you.
No be those people wey dey talk say na so so suffer suffer full for army, at least some enjoyment part day grin grin
But DSSC OFFICERS follow for the benefit too?
An officer is an officer irrespective of his/her Commission. Infact na DSSC officers dey enjoy pass because they're always in the office and once in a while female NCOs go dey massage your shoulder to relieve stress though it has being stopped because officers come dey easily lose focus but once once you go still dey collect.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:54pm On Oct 14, 2020
trilacos:
bro,what does it require to get sent to abroad,i am really interested to know.
Only regular cadets get the opportunity and you must be extremely sound to Be picked.. some are sent to sandhurst while some are sent to West Point and Annapolis..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:56pm On Oct 14, 2020
Doe like I said earlier on this thread.. I know an SSC officer that went for a military course abroad..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 9:59pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:

As a Lt you're entitled to two aides(1 driver and one body guard). In addition to that a paid civilian cook and laundry man(wey go dey starch your khaki) will be assigned to you once you're not in a war zone (North east). Even in the northeast if you serve up to 8 months you'll be entitled to one Benz not less that 3 yrs of production from the year of service in the northeast.
Forget passion and all the people wey dey talk say money no dey army my brother enjoyment one kee!! officers you no see like COAS dey shine? Once you reach Captain you be entitled to fine fine Ashy's from Barbados, Thailand and other Asian countries but the army will only pay an all expense trip for two. Let me stop here there are many things I won't like to say when you enter you'll see. Just pick up the HTACOS you go see all the benefits of being an NA officer.
Shun!! talk here aside the threat of Bokoharam army na jollification.
Walai Ugo4u wansu wawa sun yeda fa.... I swear many folks believe... They can't tell sarcasm from plain truth

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 9:59pm On Oct 14, 2020
sikowitz17:
Only regular cadets get the opportunity and you must be extremely sound to Be picked.. some are sent to sandhurst while some are sent to West Point and Annapolis..
SSC are also sent to Sandhurst but you'll be exceptional I know of an SSC officer that passed out in 2008(can't remember the course) he was sent to Sandhurst upon POP.

DSSC 24 one of them was even sent abroad after POP.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 10:04pm On Oct 14, 2020
Ramirezsarki:

Walai Ugo4u wansu wawa sun yeda fa.... I swear many folks believe... They can't tell sarcasm from plain truth
kyale su, su Shiga zasu sha Mamaki!!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 10:20pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:

As a Lt you're entitled to two aides(1 driver and one body guard). In addition to that a paid civilian cook and laundry man(wey go dey starch your khaki) will be assigned to you once you're not in a war zone (North east). Even in the northeast if you serve up to 8 months you'll be entitled to one Benz not less that 3 yrs of production from the year of service in the northeast.
Forget passion and all the people wey dey talk say money no dey army my brother enjoyment one kee!! officers you no see like COAS dey shine? Once you reach Captain you be entitled to fine fine Ashy's from Barbados, Thailand and other Asian countries but the army will only pay an all expense trip for two. Let me stop here there are many things I won't like to say when you enter you'll see. Just pick up the HTACOS you go see all the benefits of being an NA officer.
Shun!! talk here aside the threat of Bokoharam army na jollification.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Omo this is pure cruise. I swear I don laugh tire for here

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 10:25pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:

An officer is an officer irrespective of his/her Commission. Infact na DSSC officers dey enjoy pass because they're always in the office and once in a while female NCOs go dey massage your shoulder to relieve stress though it has being stopped because officers come dey easily lose focus but once once you go still dey collect.

boss You over explain suteh I lose control grin
Infact by the power bestowed on me as the onuowu of naiiraland, I hereby declare you the COAS of the civilian chapter naiiraland forum grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 10:27pm On Oct 14, 2020
ugo4u:

SSC are also sent to Sandhurst but you'll be exceptional I know of an SSC officer that passed out in 2008(can't remember the course) he was sent to Sandhurst upon POP.

DSSC 24 one of them was even sent abroad after POP.

But what are they sending them to abroad for?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by piscesgem(m): 10:38pm On Oct 14, 2020
sikowitz17:
maybe they picked 5th termers.. my general point was it wasn’t only passing out cadets that did the drill

I don't know for this set o, but the first time silent drills was introduced at POP (63RC), it was the passing out cadets of the champion battalion that did it.

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