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tesppidd:
I normally do not engage him but i am a very good Christian and once in a while I remember the bible verse below;

Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like him yourself. Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes. Like cutting off one's feet or drinking violence is the sending of a message by the hand of a fool.

So, gentlemen, here's how to identify a clown on the internet. This is a free preparatory course for Clown111 (The Unmasking of a clown). Enjoy the class, people.
So, we start here:

Neymar1095:
barca should sell messi and buy countinho jor. with That useless Suarez and buy dybala. The future is now.

Neymar1095:
Ultimate fuckery indeed. Countinho will trade all the useless la liga and Copa that he didn't even contribute anything to wining one champions league with Liverpool.

Then we move onto the clown continually contradicting himse- scratch that - itself.

Neymar1095:
countinho and dembele dropping disasterclass lol. $250 million wastes

Then he unwittingly pays homage to Messi' awesomeness:

Neymar1095:
Even if Messi score just 20goals ans Neymar score 100 In Barcelona na Messi go still win am.......... Simple as that. Neymar leaving is great for football

Let's take a water break, folks. We'd be back for the second lesson in Clown111.

joviegghead:
Wow! So Rijkaard used tiki taka? Even LVG? So barca has always used tiki taka?
So tiki taka is our philosophy.
Don't worry. This topic will emerge again. For now, let it die.

Facts don't lie, fellow Cule; facts don't lie: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiki-taka .

Melvyn11:
Roma, Liverpool and Bayern gave their goat ptsd lmao

One champions in 9 years where he was carried by King Neymar. Messi is the definition of a premium fraud and a la liga merchant.

Neymar1095:
One champions in 9 years where he was carried by King Neymar. Messi is the definition of a premium fraud and a la liga merchant.

Bwhahahahah Everyone knows Messi is a fraud already.

DissTroy:
Facts don't lie, fellow Cule; facts don't lie: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiki-taka .

Christ! The whole world knows tiki taka is synonymous to Barça. It's our style

I completely agree.

Style used by most barca managers: tiki taka

Philosophy : to play beautiful, attacking football only.

On point!

Predictions for today's game, anyone? I see a thrashing tonight if the right players are selected.

Jorge Cuenca (Almería): "My intention was to be at Barça, I think I left because of an economic decision and not a sporting one. I would have been delighted to be the fourth centre-back of the first team or go on loan, but they do things the way they do..." [cadena ser]

I wish this guy stayed too.

Barca are so lucky Mr champions league is not available tonight.

joviegghead:
Predictions for today's game, anyone? I see a thrashing tonight if the right players are selected.

A draw mostly likely. And, as has been the case in recent years, if Messi snaps, then it could go in our favour. I particularly want to decide on Dembele's endurance level and if Ansu Fati is the one. You know, the General to lead the attack when the King is down.

0-0 or 1-1.

Melvyn11:
Barca are so lucky Mr champions league is not available tonight.

So Ronaldo have double the amount of goals scored by Messi. That's wide

Kimbeast:
So Ronaldo have double the amount of goals scored by Messi. That's wide

Their is a reason Ororo is called Mr champions league unlike a certain fraud who gets disgraced by Roma and Small Bayern.

DissTroy:
So, gentlemen, here's how to identify a clown on the internet. This is a free preparatory course for Clown111 (The Unmasking of a clown). Enjoy the class, people.
So, we start here:



Then we move onto the clown continually contradicting himse- scratch that - itself.


Then he unwittingly pays homage to Messi' awesomeness:



Let's a water break, folks. We'd be back for the second lesson in Clown111.

This is what we call skirt-pulling.

Melvyn11:
Bwhahahahah Everyone knows Messi is a fraud already.

The greatest fraud of the 21st century.

Neymar1095:
One champions in 9 years where he was carried by King Neymar. Messi is the definition of a premium fraud and a la liga merchant.

And Neymar?

1 champions league in 28 years right!

Kimbeast:
So Ronaldo have double the amount of goals scored by Messi. That's wide

It's shameful

Kimbeast:
So Ronaldo have double the amount of goals scored by Messi. That's wide

It's freaking shameful

tesppidd:
And Neymar?

1 champions league in 28 years right!

Haba, you didn't have to go there na.

Melvyn11:
Barca are so lucky Mr champions league is not available tonight.

These dubious humans again.

Which one is starting 1/4 again?
1st round and knock out stages are they not part of the competition again?

Or are some knockout matches not tougher than some quarter and semi?

All we know is;

Messi 116 Goals in 144 Games.
Ronaldo 130 Goals in 170 Games.

Melvyn11:
Their is a reason Ororo is called Mr champions league unlike a certain fraud who gets disgraced by Roma and Small Bayern.

43goals in the champions league from quarter final stage to final. Some players don't even have that kind of goal tally for their entire champions league career. That's an insane record.

Neymar1095:
The greatest fraud of the 21st century.

just look at Messi knock out stage records for Argentina. it's more than disgraceful.

Sommyroy10:
Haba, you didn't have to go there na.

I had to bro,

I just had to.

For emphasis;

Neymar Junior has won 1 champions league trophy in 28 years.

Kimbeast:
43goals in the champions league from quarter final stage to final. Some players don't even have that kind of goal tally for their entire champions league career. That's an insane record.

That's why he's called Mr champions league.

Melvyn11:
just look at Messi knock out stage records for Argentina. it's more than disgraceful.

Hehehehehe

They have jumped to Argentina again.

At this point I just have no choice but to use only the first sentence of my favourite bible verse below.

So long.


Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like him yourself. Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes. Like cutting off one's feet or drinking violence is the sending of a message by the hand of a fool.

Melvyn11:
just look at Messi knock out stage records for Argentina. it's more than disgraceful.

So Messi went to 4 straight competition with Argentina and produced 0 Knock out stage goals. Tueh

Neymar1095:
So Messi went to 4 straight competition with Argentina and produced 0 Knock out stage goals. Tueh

7 different tournaments he only scored in the knockout stages in one. it's a freaking disgrace

Melvyn11:
7 different tournaments he only scored in the knockout stages in one. it's a freaking disgrace

I repeat greatest fraud of the 21st century.

While Messi is recognized globally as the greatest footballer in his generation and all-time. And we barca fans are preparing to see the GOAT play,

3 fools are busy disturbing Nairalanders here with stupid stats

This life is just not straightforward.

Lineup

Na Messi go kill some people

Sommyroy10:
Lineup

Koeman has started again.
Where's Dest, Fati?
Dembele on the left? God why?

Anyway, no shaking. We move.

Sommyroy10:
Lineup

I don't want Messi to drop to the midfield.

He should just focus on goalscoring.

Or, goalscoring duties: 80%

Playmaking duties: 20%

Your fraud has already killed millions of Argentines by giving them 0 international trophies. O my gawd