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What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by sonmvayina(m): 10:04pm On Nov 09, 2020
I will open a social media fan page and talk to people directly..



What about you ?
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by Missyajoke(f): 10:12pm On Nov 09, 2020
Blasphemy.

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Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by chatinent: 10:19pm On Nov 09, 2020
sonmvayina:
I will open a social media fan page and talk to people directly..



What about you ?

Many reasons you cannot be God. You reason so human.

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Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by 1Sharon(f): 11:58pm On Nov 09, 2020
Why open a social media account when you can appear to ppl directly?

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Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by jesusjnr2020(m): 4:19am On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:
Humans created God..

sonmvayina:
God is the creator of the universe..

Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by Dtruthspeaker: 8:03am On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:
I will open a social media fan page and talk to people directly..
What about you ?

grin that is why I keep telling you that you do not know Who God is, for if you did, with all that you do not know, you would be Truly happy that you are you!

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Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by Dtruthspeaker: 8:11am On Nov 10, 2020
jesusjnr2020:



Yes! Being a False Prophets as Foretold, he is attempting to do his crafty evil work of entrapping people with the foolish idea of being a god, now knowing that there are many foolish idiots who wish to be "powerful" and would like to think themselves powerful.

However,.it is also Foretold that "many shall succumb to his deceits, and I have long since seem that it is there intention to fall, so no problems here, for they do not know that it is within the Plan of God!
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by Dtruthspeaker: 8:12am On Nov 10, 2020
jesusjnr2020:



Yes! Being a False Prophets as Foretold, he is attempting to do his crafty evil work of entrapping people with the foolish idea of being a god, now knowing that there are many foolish idiots who wish to be "powerful" and would like to think themselves powerful.

However,.it is also Foretold that "many shall succumb to his deceits, and I have long since seem that it is there intention to fall, so no problems here, for they do not know that it is within the Plan of God, for him and all the other hims, to do what they do!

And none changeth it neither can they ever change it!
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by sonmvayina(m): 8:32am On Nov 10, 2020
chatinent:


Many reasons you cannot be God. You reason so human.

Same as your Jesu's too...so you see why jesus can't be God too....
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by Dtruthspeaker: 9:19am On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:


Same as your Jesu's too...so you see why jesus can't be God too....

The Proof of The God-ness of The Lord, Jesus, The Christ is Very Much Evidenced in the fact that No Man Could have ever beautifully escaped the hot traps laid against Him in any of those cases of the adulterous woman, the case of the greatest Commandments, or the case of the payment of tax to Ceasar.

Only The Lord could do so at His will and Pleasure, and the men who evaded such wicked traps, All got their help and Assistance From Him!

But you know all these however, like Judas Iscariot, it is your job to be a False Prophet, so you are only doing your work.
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by tobechi74: 9:26am On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:
I will open a social media fan page and talk to people directly..



What about you ?
Devil will hack your account

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Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by sonmvayina(m): 11:09am On Nov 10, 2020
tobechi74:

Devil will hack your account
Lol, my son can't do that..he only does what I yell him to do...I no give am power reach there...

Except say e wan make I remove am from existence..

I have all the 7 infinity stones you know..
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by sonmvayina(m): 11:18am On Nov 10, 2020
As I am in possession of the 7 infinity stones, I will just complete the snap and all these mofos worshipping an idol as my son or going through him to get to me will just be removed from existence, I never ordered any such, I don't condone human sacrifice . How the hell will they think I impregnated another of my creations wife to sire a son..They disgust me.....All those that obey by rules without adding a thing to it will enjoy the earth, it will become more fruitful for them. Never a time did I say heaven was the final abode for human..I created the earth for them and their children...
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by sonmvayina(m): 11:20am On Nov 10, 2020
Missyajoke:
Blasphemy.

I am God covered in flesh..

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Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by jesusjnr2020(m): 1:34pm On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:


I am God covered in flesh..
Yeah...

The same concept the devil used to deceive Adam and Eve in the beginning, and made them to rebel against their Creator.

And they regretted falling for that the deceit of that liar.
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by sonmvayina(m): 1:37pm On Nov 10, 2020
jesusjnr2020:
Yeah...

The same concept the devil used to deceive Adam and Eve in the beginning, and made them to rebel against their Creator.

And they regretted falling for that the deceit of that liar.

Did God say it was a lie? I need a straight answer..
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by jesusjnr2020(m): 1:55pm On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:


Did God say it was a lie? I need a straight answer..

John 8:44 (KJV)

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by chatinent: 4:00pm On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:

Same as your Jesu's too...so you see why jesus can't be God too....

I know Jesus is not God, son.

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Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:12pm On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:


I am God covered in flesh..

Yeah the one wey mosquito dey bite, rottweiler dey pursue and hunger dey kill! grin
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by sonmvayina(m): 5:26pm On Nov 10, 2020
jesusjnr2020:


John 8:44 (KJV)

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

You are not well at all..I am talking about the story in Eden , did God say it was a lie?..you are quoting a pagan scripture for me as if it will fly..
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by jesusjnr2020(m): 5:44pm On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:


You are not well at all..I am talking about the story in Eden , did God say it was a lie?..you are quoting a pagan scripture for me as if it will fly..
Lol!

The same you that said "God is the creation of humans" is the one that is asking me "did God say it was a lie" to humans? so you yourself that's asking me if I was well at all, do you really think you are well?
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by GodWrites: 6:21pm On Nov 10, 2020
Well, God here.

Before I created Lucifer, I knew he will revolt and bring untold suffering to my creation, man.

But well, I get bored sometimes so I went ahead to create him.

Don't blame me please, the worship of the angels, sitting on a golden throne all day can be, borrring...

When I created the first man, of course I knew he will fail the first test.

Hey, I'm all knowing.

But then again, I did give him the test knowing full well he will fail.

Don't call it freewill. Like I said, I was bored. I have already known the billions going to hell before the start of my creation.

Before you were created, I already know where you'll end up - heaven or hell.

Of course you're going to hell, but I still create you. Fuvk off please, you're just a pawn in my entertainment.

Like I said, I'm all knowing. I need to keep reminding you ignorant mortals cause you can't seem to wrap your head around my omniscient attribute.

If Eve know no good or evil, how could she beat the great deceiver? One of my finest angels who have lived since the heaven began.

Em... Sorry, did heaven have a beginning? How did I even come to existence? Who created me?

Sorry for deviating, I've been having existential crisis for a while. Some things are just simply beyond me.

Lemme stop here, I'm about to watch an interesting episode of a new born baby being raped to death by an Arabian pervert

Why was she born in the first place? Douhhhh..

For my entertainment you ignorant fool!

Damn.. Boredom can be a son of a b!itch.

Angel Micheal! Can you please invite Lucifer? We need to spice things up a bit like we did to Job.

This game is getting boring....

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Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by sonmvayina(m): 7:04pm On Nov 10, 2020
GodWrites:
Well, God here.

Before I created Lucifer, I knew he will revolt and bring untold suffering to my creation, man.

But well, I get bored sometimes so I went ahead to create him.

Don't blame me please, the worship of the angels, sitting on a golden throne all day can be, borrring...

When I created the first man, of course I knew he will fail the first test.

Hey, I'm all knowing.

But then again, I did give him the test knowing full well he will fail.

Don't call it freewill. Like I said, I was bored. I have already known the billions going to hell before the start of my creation.

Before you were created, I already know where you'll end up - heaven or hell.

Of course you're going to hell, but I still create you. Fuvk off please, you're just a pawn in my entertainment.

Like I said, I'm all knowing. I need to keep reminding you ignorant mortals cause you can't seem to wrap your head around my omniscient attribute.

If Eve know no good or evil, how could she beat the great deceiver? One of my finest angels who have lived since the heaven began.

Em... Sorry, did heaven have a beginning? How did I even come to existence? Who created me?

Sorry for deviating, I've been having existential crisis for a while. Some things are just simply beyond me.

Lemme stop here, I'm about to watch an interesting episode of a new born baby being raped to death by an Arabian pervert

Why was she born in the first place? Douhhhh..

For my entertainment you ignorant fool!

Damn.. Boredom can be a son of a b!itch.

Angel Micheal! Can you please invite Lucifer? We need to spice things up a bit like we did to Job.

This game is getting boring....

What about you..what would you do ?
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by GodWrites: 7:06pm On Nov 10, 2020
sonmvayina:


What about you..what would you do ?

I'm God, I've already told you what I did lol, and I wouldn't want it any other way. Boredom is a b!tch.
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by sonmvayina(m): 7:20pm On Nov 10, 2020
GodWrites:


I'm God, I've already told you what I did lol, and I wouldn't want it any other way. Boredom is a b!tch.

Lol..
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by JohnNgene: 7:02pm On Aug 17, 2023
1. Why is it so hard for many people to understand, realise or accept that every thing (both seen and unseen, known or unknown) is GOD?

2. The earth is GOD. The sun is GOD. Animals, plants, insects, microorganisms and every human being is GOD.

3. Buddha was GOD. Muhammad was GOD. Jesus was GOD. Nwavọ Okoloavọ was GOD. Your ancestor was GOD. Paul the Octopus was GOD. Your dead pet was GOD. They were GODS yesterday. May they all rest in peace.

4. I am GOD. You are GOD. We are GODS today. And we will procreate more GODS tomorrow.

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Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by Maynman: 8:06pm On Aug 17, 2023
sonmvayina:
I will open a social media fan page and talk to people directly..



What about you ?
I will Pretend i am not God.
Re: What Would You Do If You Were "God" ? by Dtruthspeaker: 8:12pm On Aug 17, 2023
JohnNgene:
1. Why is it so hard for many people to understand, realise or accept that every thing (both seen and unseen, known or unknown) is GOD? ..

Because they are not mad

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