How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit - Jokes Etc (5)

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by ubola: 5:05am On Nov 22, 2020

Very risky advice for young couple

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by electhnd(m): 5:15am On Nov 22, 2020

LovesickG:
Hmm, doesn't apply to all women o. I speak for myself tho

pls tell us what you mean, are you going to leave them there or what

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Seyzcham91(m): 5:34am On Nov 22, 2020

Comfirm! and you are very right cuz women are too vulnerable! dem mumu gan!

once they notice the man is richer than their husband like this dem mumu button is clicked

DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by HRMK: 5:51am On Nov 22, 2020

hahaha.....ie if she too is not busy with her toaster!

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DonroxyII: 6:21am On Nov 22, 2020

DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10

Women don't reason like this .. Especially if she loves and likes you. No matter where she is , Her mind will not leave you in a second same is for the Motherly instincts !

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by deebrain(m): 6:22am On Nov 22, 2020

Hahahaha.

Good one.

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DonroxyII: 6:22am On Nov 22, 2020

jaydeevaa:
same way to locate a husband....

Dey form JetLi and Arnold there ... Na so e easy abi !!

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by stanliwise(m): 6:29am On Nov 22, 2020

Seyzcham91:
Comfirm! and you are very right cuz women are too vulnerable! dem mumu gan!

once they notice the man is richer than their husband like this dem mumu button is clicked

you mentioned out of context.
Who you quoted was talking about mirroring.

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by stanliwise(m): 6:30am On Nov 22, 2020

DonroxyII:
Women don't reason like this .. Especially if she loves and likes you. No matter where she is , Her mind will not leave you in a second same is for the Motherly instincts !

How many women are you talking about?

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by stanliwise(m): 6:35am On Nov 22, 2020

15ssDRIVE:
Dem say, Wife! Dem no say ,,,osho people !

Dem say Husband too o.
The trick will work for some jealous ladies but remember some na dragon. Before you say jack na quarrel una go dey leave that place.

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by drey076(m): 6:39am On Nov 22, 2020

Colonelswitz101:
Same way to locate ur father's house if u try it with me

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by francisbarrack(m): 7:06am On Nov 22, 2020

KBdownloads:
How did this enter front page?

Miss Nairaland old days n not making sense now

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by 15ssDRIVE(m): 7:23am On Nov 22, 2020

stanliwise:
Dem say Husband too o.
The trick will work for some jealous ladies but remember some na dragon. Before you say jack na quarrel una go dey leave that place.

Boss,
For 2020? The one wey dem call wife na the best among the woman ! If she never gree to be wifey,she never ready be that.

Any driver wey don get plenty accident, e dey always drive. very very careful.

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by nnamdi640: 7:29am On Nov 22, 2020

Some women no send you, some will even be happy that finally they have discharged you in order to do their things

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Nobody: 7:33am On Nov 22, 2020

ashawoKGB:
They said women , bro

Go and read my post again. This time around, carry your brain along. Hiss!

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Nobody: 7:47am On Nov 22, 2020

jaydeevaa:
same way to locate a husband....

Nah. I will just look the other way. I will tell myself that maybe we aren't meant to be together.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by ogbu80(m): 7:50am On Nov 22, 2020

DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10

no be for men like ned nwoko cheesy

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by bignero: 7:59am On Nov 22, 2020

sapphiere:
Lame. Get a life whoever you are. No woman of this century would do that. We are wiser now.

I wonder o.

What wrong with you?.. Its just a joke.

Lifes not that hard surely

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Vainglory: 8:44am On Nov 22, 2020

Very risky. My wife would not cause a scene but later I 'll have a lot of explanation to do.

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by ashawoKGB: 9:44am On Nov 22, 2020

sapphiere:
Go and read my post again. This time around, carry your brain along. Hiss!

Jokes on you bro. grin

Brother gaybriel

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Yemisi87: 11:40am On Nov 22, 2020

geolabious:
Not always true. Some ladies will just reciprocate and the rest will be history.

Provided you are not rich enough.

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Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by DonroxyII: 11:45am On Nov 22, 2020

stanliwise:
How many women are you talking about?

I think statistics should favour my statement .. na think I think ooo ... using considerable sample size to represent the population (Women) ....

Normal human instinct protect and watch out for who u desire ... u don't even wanna lose a sight of them (Loved ones) for a seconds ... grin

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by Nobody: 11:46am On Nov 22, 2020

ashawoKGB:
Jokes on you bro.
Brother gaybriel

Okay sister Mary

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by 6digitscomrade: 12:12pm On Nov 22, 2020

DragonFire442:
While you are busy talking to another lady, your wife may be busy talking to another man

It is called talking to talking.

When you finish your game, go and collect your wife from the other man before she would book appointment with him.

What a man can do, women can do x 10

afterall u don’t know if ur wife was on earth several times before u and more experienced.. I know many women who prefers steady quickies to so-called hot steamy sex they just constantly want a butt plug.. so if u like occupy they form gisting ur wife fit don collect 4 quickies simultaneously �

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by eze31362(m): 12:17pm On Nov 22, 2020

Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......

Credit

Anambra state police command.

lmao true talk

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by tnerro1(m): 12:37pm On Nov 22, 2020

[quote author=Dexpro post=96299751]Like seriously? huh

What of those blessed with a short fused wife
My bro, this question surpose dey for PHD exams grin

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by paltielx: 12:45pm On Nov 22, 2020

Ctorch:
*HOW TO LOCATE YOUR WIFE IN A CROWD WITHOUT WASTING YOUR CREDIT*

If you go to a function, and there are many people. suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can't locate her again, don't stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you.....
It's another way of saving your phone credit......

Credit

Anambra state police command.

Lolzzzz u no well

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by tnerro1(m): 12:50pm On Nov 22, 2020

No try this thing with Edo or delta girls, bottles go Dey break ooooo

Re: How To Locate Your Wife In A Crowd Without Wasting Your Credit by VULCAN(m): 2:35pm On Nov 22, 2020

What a silly generalisation.

Based on your posts on this platform, you don't actually represent women of this century.

Beyonce does and despite that she sings about feminism and makes money from you women, she hasn't left her husband despite his love for the ladies.

U be learner.