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This Is Very Funny And Its The Truth. by obiekunie2(op): 12:12pm On Dec 13, 2020
People will not like this truth am going to spill here right now.

WHILE THE YORUBAS ARE BUSY SPEAKING GRAMMAR AND REMINDING MALLAMS ABOUT A GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT OF RETURNING POWER TO SOUTHWEST, THE MALLAMS ARE PRESENTLY DECIDING WHICH OF THEIR SONS FROM SOUTHEAST WILL THEY HANDOVER POWER TO COME 2023.

Well for those of you living in ignorance, i hope you are aware than rochas okorocha and oji uzo kalu are there blood sons. (i honestly dont know what that means and dont ask me cheesy BUT FACT IS, THE NORTH SEES OJI UZO KALU AND ROCHAS OKOROCHA AS ONE OF THEM in fact these two men where born and brought up in the north and where made wealthy by the north and till tomorrow, their allegiance is 70% to the north and 30% to the east).

These men not only speak fluent hausa but also speak fluent fulfude (fulani language).

Oji Kalu's mother is the only woman in nigeria today frequently visited by northern leaders despite the fact that she has never held any political position in her entire life!

I hope you all know that okoroawusa sorry i mean okorocha is even a closet Muslim.

lest i forget. the norther has numerous adopted and trust worthy sons in the southeast - people whom they see as their own and trust them explicitly - these people will protect northern interest even with their blood and the north trusts them without any doubt - they are umahi, uzodinma, obiano, chris uba, ifeanyi uba, mikel obi, P-square and some others.

finally an aboki man said publicly at wuse market while politics was being discussed - that berebe (yorubas) thinks they are very smart, that obasanjo ruled 8 years, and their son is VP for another 8 years (in sha Allah) and they still want to get presidency after Buhari and maybe rule for another 8 years! mahaukachin banza! gara mu ba nyamiri mugeni inda za su yi! (i wont translate this one oo! shocked that's his exact words!


arrewa! ntooo! tongue
helinius! e don be for una!
okoroawusa! oge me gi voom na anya!
kaduna1stson! grin!
seunmsg! una tinubu don enter one chance!
ipobarecriminal - u go soon cry!

Re: This Is Very Funny And Its The Truth. by psyco: 12:51pm On Dec 13, 2020
OK.
Re: This Is Very Funny And Its The Truth. by Kaduna1stson: 1:20pm On Dec 13, 2020
We are currently negotiating with each of the southern regions to know who to gift the presidency. Any region that is interested should approach the miyetti and tell us what he can do for us.
Re: This Is Very Funny And Its The Truth. by Yujin(m): 1:40pm On Dec 13, 2020
Common sense dictates that in a true association and union of equal partners, you don't prostitute yourself to become a leader. It is this prostitution of southern politicians that has rendered them appendages in a Nigeria where their forefathers bled on equal footing to get free from the colonialist. Good luck Jonathan wanted to remain loyal and ended up doing nothing for Southern Nigeria. Any bastard from the SE that's feels ingratiating himself to these neverdowell supporter of APC sponsors should be rejected and avoided by all. Freedom is taken and not given. If it is to be given, beware of the Trojan horse.
Re: This Is Very Funny And Its The Truth. by ItsTutsi(m): 1:52pm On Dec 13, 2020
lol. so an aboki in wuse market is the one that decides who becomes president now!? grin cheesy

nyamuri wawa ne walahi grin
Re: This Is Very Funny And Its The Truth. by twutin1: 2:14pm On Dec 13, 2020
huh
ItsTutsi:
lol. so an aboki in wuse market is the one that decides who becomes president now!? grin cheesy

nyamuri wawa ne walahi grin
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