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jpworld:
Show us your last 6months salary, you that is earning 15k from ur madam.

Come to driving, i will buy you a tokunbo car for start up, let me liberate u from asslicking job, don't forget politicians are good with using people, when they're done squeezing u like orange, they will throw u away.

Said I wasn't gon reply you any longer but I'd quickly do this to point out one of your numerous negative attributes, MANIPULATION.

I wouldn't do that though (post a screenshot of my pay) wouldn't put her at risk, but if it hurts you, going by your expectations, I am well placed and earn large, you can jump off a cliff if it soothes you.

I'd keep being a pain in your ass when the need arises.


Cheers bro!

shollywendy1:
This guy is funny sha.
Everyone can not be hating on someone's success like the way you do ogbeni yi.
I was still telling one of us here yesterday that Your point will have been well presented if you remove hating from your habit.
Ofcourse, you make good points atimes but your presentation kills the message you are trying to pass a cross..hence, makes it meaningless

The hyping is real, the woman mechanic work shop is under high tension on the island,the place is shared by 16 other mechanics, with all her millions as u people claim, she can't go rent or buy full plot of land and turn it to a mechanic workshop.

It takes me one petition to move @radautoworks out of that place, but if i do it, how will Thatniccur feed?

Or Hating her for been ugly? Or noise maker?

Or for been Over hyped mechanic woman, that doesn't know anything about fixing cars, apart from using English and fake scanner, to extort high bills on innocent car owners?

or hating for selling alibaba scanner of 2500 for 25k?

I don't hate for success,

i tap into the business by investing,

once i see is lucrative, i compete with u immediately. Na person were no get money to start go they hate.

jpworld:
Cheerfulgiver, thank u for standing up for the truth, I own u one.

You fought of that asslicker, ThatNiccur and other hoodlums that desperately want to shut u up.

My brother gentlelife50 is who i want to cast off that asslicking and manipulation demon, i want him to see another testimony, so he can believe, once u believe kanuisagoat and donfortune achievement will be easy task.

The over weight bombi ugly woman, try to twist everything bc she is desperate to get my attention finally you have my attention, if you like build duplex for ur head regarding me, i don't do bombi, come add overweight with weed red eyes join,

mbanu, I'm too handsome for ugly woman.


All of you below, don't leave the chat room angrily, tap into the blessings and change ur ways, so good thing will come ur way.

More blessings 2021



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sharpk007
samobaba4u
shollywendy1
IFSHR
peeps4u
OJURONGBE1

brogxy:

Thanks so much for the advice. I appreciate you.
I thank God for you for where you are and I bless God for where I am and what He has given me.
You don't know me and I'm not here to exchange words with anyone or prove anything for anybody.
I am GRATEFUL

Meanwhile, the advice would have been better if you know my level compare to the blessing you asked me to tap from. I won't say your level cos you have displayed how big you are.

Peace

samobaba4u:
Thanks so much for the advice. I appreciate you.
I thank God for you for where you are and I bless God for where I am and what He has given me.
You don't know me and I'm not here to exchange words with anyone or prove anything for anybody.
I am GRATEFUL

Meanwhile, the advice would have been better if you know my level compare to the blessing you asked me to tap from. I won't say your level cos you have displayed how big you are.

Peace

You have just made my day with this post.

radautoworks:
to recap from all the "alternative facts"

My own is simple.
1) dashboard Nov/dec 800k or more
2) fuel expenses Nov/dec
3) "something for the boys" expenses Nov/dec
4) parts/maintenance expenses Nov/dec
5) data expenses to stay online Nov/dec

Someone scoffed about keeping track which is why the tongue in cheek response about bank statement. Eyinola's log meets all the criteria.

O tan.

Book keeping 101.
I love this thread.

dru23:
Winter only last till end of January.. It is like that with all business.. Coz people have spent all their Xmas money finish

Baba I hope so O, last year winter wasn't funny at all. Everywhere dried up till first week of March. Business was slow for 2months and half before it started booming again. Let's hope it happens the way you forecast.

Since 9am wey I hit road say maa find money to buy drinks and one kilo of turkey , I’ve only made 2600...I wan use the 2k buy fuel now maa go sleep for house....I just Dey sweat like goat for this hot son...local man is tired�

davit:
As we are about starting a new year
Rules to know.

Co pilot.

Let me go straight to the point.

Rule 1. Don't go for another ride when you have not seen the money for the one you just finished, even if the person transferred. Wait for the money. No matter how small it is.

Rules 2. Only have a friendly talk with your client; don't do him any friendly favor by lending him money even if he needs to buy breath to be alive. Many not some, many are scam.

Rule 3. If a rider drops from the car and says he is coming, it is either he drops his phone and you see the phone is working or you also come down from the car and follow him or her with style. It is not safe also you seat in the car; come out of the car and move away from the car. Only if the person is inside his or her house you play smart.

Rule 4. When a rider tells you let me buy something in a shopping mall, please pilot, come down from the car, enter the mall to pretend as if you want to buy water and make sure you move around MORE with your phone inside the mall so that it will be counting.

Rule 5. If possible don't be too friendly focus on your job. He who will bless you will bless you.

Rule 6. Don't lend your client phone to make call to his boyfriend or girl friend...never.

Rule 7. Always don't be in a rush to drop call after making or receiving call from the rider. Listen carefully to the background. Sometimes you will hear the last conversation if they want to scam or rob you. Learn to listen to your mind whether to go and pick the client or not not to go.

Rule 8. Learn to keep a pen in your pocket and small screw driver beside you in the car. The pen in the pocket is better. It is a weapon for you. Don't put screw in your pocket it will be obvious. Believe me. Pilot, keep pen in your pocket.

Rule 9. We all are sinners. Yes! It all depends on you who you are. If you are a Muslim, pray before you drive and a Christian pray before you drive and after you have finished driving for the day.

Rule 10. Be strong Be Alert Be smart.




Copied and edited.
Have a prosperous 2021.

Thanks for this piece�

samobaba4u:
Meanwhile, the advice would have been better if you know my level compare to the blessing you asked me to tap from.

Peace

This is ur level below. The blessing i asked you to tap into is way above u, you shouldn't have traveled to ogbomosho for Christmas, when ur mate are busy succeeding, you now came back the wrong time to look for 800k.

Bring ur account let me send you the 10k, you are my winner for the contest, u need it for new year.

Or is there another level that am not aware of?

Or is it the failed Nigerian Army application? Or Federal civil service? Or is it the betnaija that u keep loosing money.

The only level you have succeeded in, is ass licking bombi mechanic.

samobaba4u:
II just enter lagos yesterday since last week I traveled for xmas and I say make me self come struggle for ds our 800k but I surprise sey since 5am wey I on my App up till now na only 700naira trip I do. Sey na like this e be or my phone done get wahala ni? How I go take make my own 800k

Can I officially welcome us to winter

Pls don't dump your partners car cos of winter ooo

donfortune48:
I want to tender my unreserved apology to Godfather10.

I'm sincerely sorry for not just believing your 800k savings prediction for nov/Dec, but for countering you with my statistics. Making you look like a liar.

I'm truly sorry.

I'm also grateful to you bro. For you made me up my game. And yes, I reached an unbelievable height trying.
If I add half of what I spent on repairs and bring back the ones I spent on Xmas packages, wedding gift and condolences to friends to what's in my account right now, I would have over 1m saved from Nov/Dec. Which is even way more than the 800k you predicted.

I just sent 1m to my bro yesterday to get me an 09 matrix. We import cars.

Thanks for you woke me up bro
And please accept my apology.

Congrats! Make sure he has it thoroughly inspected and buy at least one each of maintenance items to put in side. Brake pad, 4 filters, wiper, ball joint, stabilizer link, Swati bar bushing, 4 spark plugs, 2 coils and you should good for at least two years.

New year proposal. Ignore anyone unproductive on this thread. So much derailing as a result- which I let myself get sucked into. From last couple of posts it's more obvious japa just needs to get a rise and knows nothing about most of the people he is taking trash to. He has obviously never been to the shop (which a lot of you have) and never keeps his word. Just a sad little man in a sad little world. Like one other person he is banished from my reality and no longer exists

2021 I hope there are more of you like donfortunate who will be able to liberate themselves from people like japa. Those of you who do buy your own car, DM me I have something for you.

I pray the Lord's protection over all of you.
Covid-19 will not see you in this new wave.
Surge will be your portion.
Those of you doing Uber as a means to an end will achieve your goals in 2021.
Those of you who enjoy Uber will experience peaceful trips and maximum earnings.
Those with new babies, they will grow wise and strong.
Those newly married will have wives that elevate not repress them.
Those looking will find the same.
And in all your successes, you will remember as you climb the ladders of success to look back and pull up one person behind you.

These are my prayers for you for 2021. God bless all of you.

ThatNiccur:
Lol bitter man. I'm on THE WINNING SIDE ALREADY, you can't even imagine.

RAD is way more than what you think bro. Now I know you're not just sick but also a low life. You think I earn twice the amount you mentioned?

I'd just let this slide because it's the end of 2020 and I'm in an awesome mood, all thanks to radautoworks

U self like to shalaye... Once U ignore him, he will remain quiet in his foolishness

ifec92:
Since 9am wey I hit road say maa find money to buy drinks and one kilo of turkey , I’ve only made 2600...I wan use the 2k buy fuel now maa go sleep for house....I just Dey sweat like goat for this hot son...local man is tired�

winter is here already, na chicken money and wine money i say I wan .ake today but uptill now money never reach to buy chicken not to talk of wine, na 12pm i come out shaaaaa, I hope before 7pm i should see money for chicken and enough wine meanwhile over waiting dey make me dey do like make i dey go house

sharpk007:
U self like to shalaye... Once U ignore him, he will remain quiet in his foolishness

Allow me.

radautoworks:
New year proposal. Ignore anyone unproductive on this thread. So much derailing as a result- which I let myself get sucked into. From last couple of posts it's more obvious japa just needs to get a rise and knows nothing about most of the people he is taking trash to. He has obviously never been to the shop (which a lot of you have) and never keeps his word. Just a sad little man in a sad little world. Like one other person he is banished from my reality and no longer exists

2021 I hope there are more of you like donfortunate who will be able to liberate themselves from people like japa. Those of you do buy your own car, DM me I have something for you.

I pray the Lord's protection over all of you.
Covid-19 will not see you in this new wave.
Surge will be your portion.
Those of you doing Uber as a means to an end will achieve your goals in 2021.
Those of you who enjoy Uber will experience peaceful trips and maximum earnings.
Those with new babies, they will grow wise and strong.
Those newly married will have wives that elevate not repress them.
Those looking will find the same.
And in all your successes, you will remember as you climb the ladders of success to look back and pull up one person behind you.

These are my prayers for you for 2021. God bless all of you.

Amen.
I don't understand the bolded though

please help my brother's Pontiac Vibe 05 used for UBER was vandalised ECU stolen and power windows control. They have searched for compatible ECU but non found.
VIN - 5y2sl62834z415949

eyinola:
not even a single surge trip yesterday, I just switch to indriver jejely

There will be mad surge Tonight, Friday, Saturday and Sunday after these days everything goes back to normal, talking from experience.

chucsmoore:
There will be mad surge Tonight, Friday, Saturday and Sunday after these days everything goes back to normal, talking from experience.

u r right, uber mail me that best time to go online today is 7pm to 11pm to make more money

radautoworks:
New year proposal. Ignore anyone unproductive on this thread. So much derailing as a result- which I let myself get sucked into. From last couple of posts it's more obvious japa just needs to get a rise and knows nothing about most of the people he is taking trash to. He has obviously never been to the shop (which a lot of you have) and never keeps his word. Just a sad little man in a sad little world. Like one other person he is banished from my reality and no longer exists

2021 I hope there are more of you like donfortunate who will be able to liberate themselves from people like japa. Those of you do buy your own car, DM me I have something for you.

I pray the Lord's protection over all of you.
Covid-19 will not see you in this new wave.
Surge will be your portion.
Those of you doing Uber as a means to an end will achieve your goals in 2021.
Those of you who enjoy Uber will experience peaceful trips and maximum earnings.
Those with new babies, they will grow wise and strong.
Those newly married will have wives that elevate not repress them.
Those looking will find the same.
And in all your successes, you will remember as you climb the ladders of success to look back and pull up one person behind you.

These are my prayers for you for 2021. God bless all of you.

Amen

jpworld:
This is ur level below. The blessing i asked you to tap into is way above u, you shouldn't have traveled to ogbomosho for Christmas, when ur mate are busy succeeding, you now came back the wrong time to look for 800k.

Bring ur account let me send you the 10k, you are my winner for the contest, u need it for new year.

Or is there another level that am not aware of?

Or is it the failed Nigerian Army application? Or Federal civil service? Or is it the betnaija that u keep loosing money.

The only level you have succeeded in, is ass licking bombi mechanic.

1. I used to think u argue with facts and figures from some of your posts and how you always sound 100% sure of your posts but the first bolded proved me wrong. Ogbomoso? Anyway you tried and very close.

2. So to you, a successful man is just someone with huge amount of money in his bank account who is putting yolk on d neck of his fellow human being and never try anything else in life? Jésù gbàmí

3. Let me tell you little about myself. I was brought up and made to believe that some things (drinking, smoking, gambling, womanizing etc) were meant for people that are not serious and cannot make it in life. Untill I realized that it's all brainwashed cos I've seen some of these people (especially my school mates and some neighbors) we thought won't be anywhere in life in a Big and better positions. So I decided to experience some things I've been denied to do when growing up. In fact, most of these act are not for the low life people. It's just religion that is painting them like that.

Let me ask you a question. Do you really think if I'm to pay 25-35k to someone I will travel during the peak period when I know I can make 800k? Bro think it well now, na your car go suffer am. Why are you like this?
Anyway, Once again I thank God for my life. I never beg for anything in my life and it won't happen by the grace of God.

Now I understand very well. Thanks once again Sir. I appreciate you.
Can you please look around you and give that 10k u plan giving me to someone around you? I am very sure there is someone around you that needed it most. Please be kind enough to do so.

Peace

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radautoworks:
New year proposal. Ignore anyone unproductive on this thread.

These are my prayers for you for 2021. God bless all of you.

I "deed" not see where you pray for us the oven lighters.

radautoworks:
New year proposal. Ignore anyone unproductive on this thread. So much derailing as a result- which I let myself get sucked into. From last couple of posts it's more obvious japa just needs to get a rise and knows nothing about most of the people he is taking trash to. He has obviously never been to the shop (which a lot of you have) and never keeps his word. Just a sad little man in a sad little world. Like one other person he is banished from my reality and no longer exists

2021 I hope there are more of you like donfortunate who will be able to liberate themselves from people like japa. Those of you do buy your own car, DM me I have something for you.

I pray the Lord's protection over all of you.
Covid-19 will not see you in this new wave.
Surge will be your portion.
Those of you doing Uber as a means to an end will achieve your goals in 2021.
Those of you who enjoy Uber will experience peaceful trips and maximum earnings.
Those with new babies, they will grow wise and strong.
Those newly married will have wives that elevate not repress them.
Those looking will find the same.
And in all your successes, you will remember as you climb the ladders of success to look back and pull up one person behind you.

These are my prayers for you for 2021. God bless all of you.

Amen. God bless your home too

replete:
please help my brother's Pontiac Vibe 05 used for UBER was vandalised ECU stolen and power windows control. They have searched for compatible ECU but non found.
VIN - 5y2sl62834z415949

ECU PART NUMBER. 88974101

jpworld:
This is ur level below. The blessing i asked you to tap into is way above u, you shouldn't have traveled to ogbomosho for Christmas, when ur mate are busy succeeding, you now came back the wrong time to look for 800k.

Bring ur account let me send you the 10k, you are my winner for the contest, u need it for new year.

Or is there another level that am not aware of?

Or is it the failed Nigerian Army application? Or Federal civil service? Or is it the betnaija that u keep loosing money.

The only level you have succeeded in, is ass licking bombi mechanic.

Dude, why do you look down on others so much, I don't know your age but you need to grow up.

deedee44:
Amen.
I don't understand the bolded though

fixed

Abeg who make 800k for December?

jpworld:
Cheerfulgiver, thank u for standing up for the truth, I own u one.

You fought of that asslicker, ThatNiccur and other hoodlums that desperately want to shut u up.

My brother gentlelife50 is who i want to cast off that asslicking and manipulation demon, i want him to see another testimony, so he can believe, once u believe kanuisagoat and donfortune achievement will be easy task.

The over weight bombi ugly woman, try to twist everything bc she is desperate to get my attention finally you have my attention, if you like build duplex for ur head regarding me, i don't do bombi, come add overweight with weed red eyes join,

mbanu, I'm too handsome for ugly woman.


All of you below, don't leave the chat room angrily, tap into the blessings and change ur ways, so good thing will come ur way.

More blessings 2021



Cc:

sharpk007
samobaba4u
shollywendy1
IFSHR
peeps4u
OJURONGBE1

brogxy:

You should be making my blessings your prayer point for this year.
We are still thanking God even though covid-19 delayed the completion this year. Insha Allah, i will surely invite you this new year for celebration. Na this same Uber/bolt hustle we dey do oo
I know you will want to come after me with your duplex. Lol
Also be reminded that the T4 bus too is also mine

Gentlelife50:
Copied from young kriss experience

I had a bad experience today and I want everyone to learn from my experience as u may not be as lucky as I am today.

I took a lady to FESTAC, very close to her house, I had a request and I accepted it. Before I got to d final destination a guy called me that he requested d ride for his girlfriend that she is going to lekki, he said she would call me.
Before I got to my final destination, at the estate gate, I saw one guy discussing with d security guy, when I dropped my rider and made a move to go and pick my order, the guy stopped me and begged me so much, I told him to make a request for other drivers he said he was lucky to see me, he said his wife just came back from hospital that she delivered twins. I was so happy for him and told him I already had a request to lekki. He begged me that he would pay me 6k to help him pick up his generator from mile 2 estate where it was being repaired, I had a double mind but out of pity and kindness I canceled d profitable request. As we were riding to mile 2 estate we had a good friendly discussion, I even told him that I would follow him home to see the twins, he said all kinds of prayers to me for my kindness. He said tomorrow is his birthday that God has given him a great birthday gift.

On our way, the lady called me to describe her location to me, I begged her to book another ride that I have canceled d ride that I was very sorry, my phone was on speaker and d guy heard our discussion, he said he would surely surprise me.

When we got to mile 2 estate he went behind and after about 2 minutes, he came out, I asked him where is generator, he said the boy refused to release it that he forgot their money in his car with his phone as his car could not start cos of battery issues. He said I should take him back to where I picked him so he can get the money and his phone so he can also call d boy oga. I calculated the distance and my time, then I offered to borrow him some money, I asked him how much, he said its 8k that he needs 4k to balance them, then I turned back cos we have started moving.

When I gave him the 4k he left and come back again demanding that I should borrow him my phone so he can call the boy oga before he carry d gen, I told him to come inside d car that d phone is connected to Bluetooth, he said he is coming and left.

I waited for about 2minutes I did not see him, I saw one guy coming out from one of d houses and I asked him if there is any generator engineer at the back of their house he said NO!

I explained what happened to him, he told me that there is gate at the back that leads to mile 2 bus stop. I went behind and saw the gate, its a short cut to the bus stop from the estate. I asked people around if there is any gen engineer around, they said NO!

There and then I realized that the guy played on my conscience, goodness, sincerity, kindness, generosity and innocence.

Then I asked myself why the wickedness? He would have gone away with my phone if I had given it to him innocently. And I believe he must have done that to many drivers collecting their phones and money.

I thank God that I only lost 4k from that experience and I need to adjust myself from over trusting people. I also took it as a sacrifice, as he has taken away every evil, death, sickness and sorrows of 2020 from my life, and so shall it be.

I trust people very easily and most humans beings are not to be trusted. Its better to trust your dog than trust some human beings.

So, be very vigilant, anytime someone is begging u as if u are the only driver on the road, PLS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE... We learn from others experience, don't wait till it happens to u.

After the incident, I got 5 request, I canceled 3 cos of long pick up distance, and lastly I got a bigger request to landmark beach.

I thank God that I did not lose my phone from the act of kindness I extended to wicked and evil minded devil in human flesh.

I now so much believe that men are so full of evil and no man can see the heart of another man.

MAY GOD PROTECT US FROM EVIL MINDED HUMAN BEINGS WALKING ON THE STREETS OF LAGOS.

The guy deserves everything that happened to him.

Someone was already waiting for you, you cancelled the ride without informing the person waiting for you and waited for her to call you. Isn't this the same thing we drivers complain about when riders keep us waiting at PU and then cancel?

I know many people will be thanking God on his behalf but I sincerely wish he lost that phone. Nonsense