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An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by donald1010(m): 8:21am On Jan 03, 2021
I need someone that resides withing Surulere or very close to Surulere.

You only come in on Saturdays to do your work and leave.

Your job includes, Cleaning of the house, Laundries and cook when needed.

The apartment is just a mini flat.

You're to resume at 9:30am and leave when you're done with your work.

NB: you must be very neat and speaks well too please.

I wish I could fined someone who can resume today if possible.

Contact me on whatsapp/call 07068623739

Age limit is 25yrs!

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Cutehector(m): 8:23am On Jan 03, 2021
Op, please conduct due diligence and don't be in a rush.
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by NeoWanZaeed(m): 9:40am On Jan 03, 2021
Why n0t male?

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Pochettino(f): 12:34pm On Jan 03, 2021
Hehe grin grin cheesy We know your plan grin

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by MERCHANDISER: 12:56pm On Jan 03, 2021
Pochettino:
Hehe grin grin cheesy We know your plan grin
whats his plan?
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Pochettino(f): 1:01pm On Jan 03, 2021
MERCHANDISER:

whats his plan?

Sex.
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by MERCHANDISER: 1:02pm On Jan 03, 2021
Pochettino:

Sex
How did you know?
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Pochettino(f): 1:04pm On Jan 03, 2021
MERCHANDISER:


How did you know?

If he's truly looking for quality chores, then he should be looking for 35+ women. 25 year olds can make his monthly salary offer in a tdb session.

If he is after age & looks, it is sex.

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by MERCHANDISER: 1:17pm On Jan 03, 2021
Pochettino:


If he's truly looking for quality chores, then he should be looking for 35+ women. 25 year olds can make his monthly salary offer in a tdb session.

If he is after age & looks, it is sex.

35years old women?Did he tell you he is looking for a nanny.
He probably needs someone who is agile,proactive,more energetic and smart that's why he sought for a lady in her youthful age.
Moreover, his only criteria apart from age is that the person must be neat and eloquent.He didn't mention SEXY
Pls don't discourage others with your misconstrued and perverted mind. Your likes are one of the reasons why unemployment amid the female folks is prevalent in this country.

I know you wouldn't reject the offer if it's coming from your State Governor or a prominent celebrity

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Pochettino(f): 1:18pm On Jan 03, 2021
MERCHANDISER:


35years old women?Did he tell you he is looking for a nanny.
He probably needs someone who is agile,proactive,more energetic and smart that's why he sought for a lady in her youthful age.
Moreover, his only criteria apart from age is that the person must be neat and eloquent
.He didn't mention SEXY
Pls don't discourage others with your misconstrued and perverted mind. Your likes are one of the reasons why unemployment amid the female folks is prevalent in this country.

I know you wouldn't reject the offer if it's coming from your State Governor or a prominent celebrity

So 30+ women can't be all these?
Im sure you're his brother. We know una plan

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by MERCHANDISER: 1:28pm On Jan 03, 2021
Pochettino:


So 30+ women can't be all these?
Im sure you're his brother. We know una plan

25+ Is his specification,you ain't the one that will dictate the age or sex of his prospective employee. The reason for choosing 25+ is best known to him,let's not interpret it erroneously.
Personally,everything isn't about sex.I once employed a 19year old pretty girl to work in my farm,she seldomly pass the night at my house.

I don't know op and I don't know whether he has another motive but let's not accuse him wrongly until he is proven guilty

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Pochettino(f): 1:39pm On Jan 03, 2021
MERCHANDISER:


25+ Is his specification,you ain't the one that will dictate the age or sex of his prospective employee. The reason for choosing 25+ is best known to him,let's not interpret it erroneously.
Personally,everything isn't about sex.I once employed a 19year old pretty girl to work in my farm,she seldomly pass the night at my house.

I don't know op and I don't know whether he has another motive but let's not accuse him wrongly until he is proven guilty

If what he wants is house chores done properly then we all know that a higher percentage of older women cook, clean & wash better than >25 year olds.

Why can't he just look for a quality househelp? Why is he fixated on below 25 yr olds?

Will her age make his food taste better/worse? Will her age make his clothes cleaner?

He/you both have a plan.

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by MERCHANDISER: 2:02pm On Jan 03, 2021
Pochettino:


If what he wants is house chores done properly then we all know that a higher percentage of older women cook, clean & wash better than >25 year olds.

Why can't he just look for a quality househelp? Why is he fixated on below 25 yr olds?

Will her age make his food taste better/worse? Will her age make his clothes cleaner?

He/you both have a plan.
shm in disappointment
I no get strength for your argument, have a nice day

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Pochettino(f): 2:18pm On Jan 03, 2021
MERCHANDISER:

shm in disappointment
I no get strength for your argument, have a nice day

You lost, perv.

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by MERCHANDISER: 4:21pm On Jan 03, 2021
Pochettino:

You lost, perv.
Who is a perv here? May Lord have mercy on you
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by askino(m): 4:23pm On Jan 03, 2021
Pochettino:

You lost, perv.
annoyingly sturbbon girl!..LMAO

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by bigjackass: 5:31pm On Jan 03, 2021
Asking for an educated girl below 25 to be his part time maid. Op is just looking for a young, modern broke girl who can be easily impressed into a sexual affair.
Pochettino:


So 30+ women can't be all these?
Im sure you're his brother. We know una plan
he needs to eye her agile youthful yansh while she's working.

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Pochettino(f): 5:42pm On Jan 03, 2021
bigjackass:
Asking for an educated girl below 25 to be his part time maid. Op is just looking for a young, modern broke girl who can be easily impressed into a sexual affair. he needs to eye her agile youthful yansh while she's working.

Gbam! A sharp mind here.
OP & his younger brother up there both have strong plans.

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by KingTom(m): 9:13pm On Jan 03, 2021
"NB: you must be very neat and speaks well too please"



You don't even speak well undecided

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by ikennamadu1(m): 11:10pm On Jan 03, 2021
Pochettino:

You lost, perv.
you this man .. the day I go post your pic.. e go shock you

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Pochettino(f): 1:00am On Jan 04, 2021
ikennamadu1:


you this man .. the day I go post your pic.. e go shock you

Another pervert spotted

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by izito(m): 10:11am On Jan 04, 2021
Please am a man who clean houses for a living and do house chores but cooking is not included...
My number 080"""6734**6558
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by motta(m): 10:19am On Jan 04, 2021
Were you expecting him to mention sex in the first place ?
MERCHANDISER:


35years old women?Did he tell you he is looking for a nanny.
He probably needs someone who is agile,proactive,more energetic and smart that's why he sought for a lady in her youthful age.
Moreover, his only criteria apart from age is that the person must be neat and eloquent.He didn't mention SEXY
Pls don't discourage others with your misconstrued and perverted mind. Your likes are one of the reasons why unemployment amid the female folks is prevalent in this country.

I know you wouldn't reject the offer if it's coming from your State Governor or a prominent celebrity
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by sylve11: 12:17pm On Jan 12, 2021
Pochettino:


So 30+ women can't be all these?
Im sure you're his brother. We know una plan

nansense human. I don laugh tire......... grin cool
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by mywells: 12:40pm On Jan 12, 2021
I know they would turn it to winning,but akwa ibom and Calabar lady are fine with this job, cause they would Bleep the shit out of the ass of that nigga.
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by donald1010(m): 2:01pm On Jan 12, 2021
God bless you... That's all I've got to say.. All man with their opinion...
MERCHANDISER:


25+ Is his specification,you ain't the one that will dictate the age or sex of his prospective employee. The reason for choosing 25+ is best known to him,let's not interpret it erroneously.
Personally,everything isn't about sex.I once employed a 19year old pretty girl to work in my farm,she seldomly pass the night at my house.

I don't know op and I don't know whether he has another motive but let's not accuse him wrongly until he is proven guilty
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by donald1010(m): 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2021
MERCHANDISER:


35years old women?Did he tell you he is looking for a nanny.
He probably needs someone who is agile,proactive,more energetic and smart that's why he sought for a lady in her youthful age.
Moreover, his only criteria apart from age is that the person must be neat and eloquent.He didn't mention SEXY
Pls don't discourage others with your misconstrued and perverted mind. Your likes are one of the reasons why unemployment amid the female folks is prevalent in this country.

I know you wouldn't reject the offer if it's coming from your State Governor or a prominent celebrity

God bless you sir.. All man with their own opinion.. Let them talk...
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by donald1010(m): 2:10pm On Jan 12, 2021
Pochettino:


If what he wants is house chores done properly then we all know that a higher percentage of older women cook, clean & wash better than >25 year olds.

Why can't he just look for a quality househelp? Why is he fixated on below 25 yr olds?

Will her age make his food taste better/worse? Will her age make his clothes cleaner?

He/you both have a plan.

I will never send a woman almost as old as my mother on an errand all in the name of employing her for work.. I'd rather give her money if I have enough and ask her to go other than asking her to Clean my house and wash my wears...if you dnt have respect and courtesy, please try learn some.. Thank you.
Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by Pochettino(f): 2:28pm On Jan 12, 2021
donald1010:


I will never send a woman almost as old as my mother on an errand all in the name of employing her for work.. I'd rather give her money if I have enough and ask her to go other than asking her to Clean my house and wash my wears...if you dnt have respect and courtesy, please try learn some.. Thank you.

Naso. grin grin cheesy

That means every artisan that has ever worked for you HAVE ALL been younger than you.

Mechanics, carpenters, plumbers, electricians, gatemen, cleaners, drivers, etc have all been younger than you are.

Thunder is waiting for you. Perv oshi


Your place in hell is special.

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Re: An Urgent Need Of A Female Weekend House Help by donald1010(m): 11:33am On Jan 14, 2021
Pochettino:


Naso. grin grin cheesy

That means every artisan that has ever worked for you HAVE ALL been younger than you.

Mechanics, carpenters, plumbers, electricians, gatemen, cleaners, drivers, etc have all been younger than you are.

Thunder is waiting for you. Perv oshi


Your place in hell is special.

Thank u, God bless you!

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