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Social activist Segun Awosanya alias Segalink has joked about the pigeons which refused to fly on Friday at the Armed Forces Remembrance after being released by President Muhammadu Buhari in Abuja, Igbere TV reports.

Segalink, in a tweet, blamed the opposition political parties, joking further that the white pigeons must be investigated.

How dare the recalcitrant Pigeons?! Opposition parties must be held liable for this failure to launch in the spirit of peace.

Apologies Mr President, don’t mind them. The pigeons must be investigated and their collaborators smoked out. Nonsense.

https://twitter.com/segalink/status/1350068964496461824?s=20

Although, some of the birds took flight moments after the president retired to his seat, many social media users have begun making comments on the incident.

Studies show that domesticated birds which are used to living in cages are not always keen on flying.

Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.


Modified,

Thanks to those that enlighten me on sarcasm.
I took time to read about sarcasm, everyday we learn.
I now get the jerk!

If to say Buhari is a sensible human being he will quickly resign having seen that God, humans and animals have rejected him.

Petty

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

or maybe he got a little possessed by NWAAMAIKPE 's spirit

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

He is just being sarcastic

prince2pac:
or maybe he got a little possessed by NWAAMAIKPE 's spirit

I don't know for him!

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

oga read well n.a.......the man was just cracking a joke!

valentineuwakwe:
oga read well n.a.......the man was just cracking a joke!

I did !

What he wrote was nothing funny ! And besides he didn't insert a laughing emoji to show how jokely he was writing.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

No offence bro, but sense is too low

Animal dont respect vegetable, the only eat vegetable

I see Sega link getting arrested in future because of this joke. I see him incarcerated and in pains. I see the masses calling for his release. I see him freed at last. This I have seen.

The Pigeons felt safe around President Buhari, reason they refused to fly.. A testimony they weren't in bondage. If it were someone else, they would have either died in captivity or flown immediately they got the chance.

We all know how scared of humans animals are in Nigeria. Buhari is indeed a blessing. He's loved not only by humans, but also by animals.

May God Almighty bless him for us. Amen.
God bless Nigeria.

Buhari is a FAILURE.



Meanwhile, mumu segalink is on bubu's payroll.


Argue with your fellow zombies......

The opposition gonna have a field day!

But e get as e be na! Why dem no fly?

I'm here to book my own space before front page will full
Ah ah
E be like say some people dey work here
Before you know it
E don full

Illiterate pigeons... They should be starved for this gross disrespect to constituted authority.

Even animals are protesting

Blame opposition party... The man is too old to move the Nation forward

Make this old guy go sit down jawe

Some zombies will come and blame it on pdp ruling of 16yrs

Even pigeons dey fear the pathetic state of the country

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

Its called Sarcasm!!!

A commitee has already been set up for investigation.those pigeons will end up in body bags

This one week me