The Pigeons felt more safe in the cage cos of the insecurity in the country orchestrated by the person who want to release them.
I no blame them o, who wan die

This is sarcasm. I am surprised you didn't pick it

In the same paragraph where he said "how dare.........", he said, "The pigeons must be investigated and their collaborators smoked out" . It's no brainer, Bro.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

He was only joking

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

So you know nothing about sarcasm?? illi............

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.

And this cretin will call himself a graduate or probably a student.Sorry to say this,your IQ is too low.

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Now Buhari came out, it's the pigeon not flying you all are now self servicing on

Szkpytqgdcvx925:
President Buhari is Blessed, even Pigeon doesn't want to leave his hand. that's is why good Nigerians want him to remain as president. Nigerian Citizens, Animals all are behind baba Buhari

but Only Sensible Nigerians will understand.

...even pigeons DOESN'T want to leave his hand...

So much for nepa bill degree holders and their nepa bill degree holding certificateless dullapo.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.


Modified,

Thanks to those that enlighten me on sarcasm.
I took time to read about sarcasm, everyday we learn.
I now get the jerk!

This one understanding is playing slow motion

CallMeDrino:
Social activist Segun Awosanya alias Segalink has joked about the pigeons which refused to fly on Friday at the Armed Forces Remembrance after being released by President Muhammadu Buhari in Abuja, Igbere TV reports.

Segalink, in a tweet, blamed the opposition political parties, joking further that the white pigeons must be investigated.



https://twitter.com/segalink/status/1350068964496461824?s=20

Although, some of the birds took flight moments after the president retired to his seat, many social media users have begun making comments on the incident.

Studies show that domesticated birds which are used to living in cages are not always keen on flying.

so those ones used other days and elsewhere live in the wild or forest. This damage is hard to control

gaius01:


I did !

What he wrote was nothing funny ! And besides he didn't insert a laughing emoji to show how jokely he was writing.

Your head don block.

Simple sarcasm, you cannot comprehend?!

ha?!

Szkpytqgdcvx925:
President Buhari is Blessed, even Pigeon doesn't want to leave his hand. that's is why good Nigerians want him to remain as president. Nigerian Citizens, Animals all are behind baba Buhari

but Only Sensible Nigerians will understand.

So na sense you get so?

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.


Modified,

Thanks to those that enlighten me on sarcasm.
I took time to read about sarcasm, everyday we learn.
I now get the jerk!

Lol... true, we learn everyday. Glad I finished reading your post before quoting you. I'd have parroted what a million people have already said to you.

gaius01:


I did !

What he wrote was nothing funny ! And besides he didn't insert a laughing emoji to show how jokely he was writing.

Nawa for you, sir.

Lmao

Fahdiga:
If to say Buhari is a sensible human being he will quickly resign having seen that God, humans and animals have rejected him.

Me i dont know what is bringing this ruckus about pidgeons flying or not flying...Animals dey jonse once in a while na..

Hahaha!
That speaks volumes. The animals are not happy with the happenings in the country.

Aswear

Pigeons when i walk where they are eating... They fly away for the moment.. and regather back to eat their food..

These white pigeons refuse to fly even with the presence of more than 10 persons... And you think this is NORMAL?,,,,

AdolfAboki:
The Pigeons felt safe around President Buhari, reason they refused to fly.. A testimony they weren't in bondage. If it were someone else, they would have either died in captivity or flown immediately they got the chance.

We all know how scared of humans animals are in Nigeria. Buhari is indeed a blessing. He's loved not only by humans, but also by animals.

May God Almighty bless him for us. Amen.
God bless Nigeria.

There you go again
Gay cows and now gay pigeons
Much love for Buhari

FalseProphet1:
I see Sega link getting arrested in future because of this joke. I see him incarcerated and in pains. I see the masses calling for his release. I see him freed at last. This I have seen.

False prophet

Quim2:


Whoever trained you in school deserves a full refund.

Damn!! This is the height of impoliteness

If u are d pigeons, u go fly?

They're not happy with the present state of affairs.


It has never been this bad

Wahala be like tunde ednut IG �

gaius01:


I did !

What he wrote was nothing funny ! And besides he didn't insert a laughing emoji to show how jokely he was writing.

What is not funny to you might be funny to another
That joke is way too bigger than your comprehension

FalseProphet1:
I see Sega link getting arrested in future because of this joke. I see him incarcerated and in pains. I see the masses calling for his release. I see him freed at last. This I have seen.

Mr seer on the beat!

I was actually coming for you....

That a simple sarcasm you cant fathom ?

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.


Modified,

Thanks to those that enlighten me on sarcasm.
I took time to read about sarcasm, everyday we learn.
I now get the jerk!

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

What is this one saying? Imagine him saying 'How dare' something must be wrong with this man. Is the pigeons human being? No wounder I couldn't fathom what he wrote.

Oga should pack one side, the pigeons is angry with Buhari, talkless of us Nigerians .

And which opposition party is he talking about, lose nutted dude.


Modified,

Thanks to those that enlighten me on sarcasm.
I took time to read about sarcasm, everyday we learn.
I now get the jerk!

It's like u don't have sense shey u did not read that it's a joke ni?

Donspicey:


Pls what happened to ur school fees

I used for your Brain Surgery Bill. Get well soon dear

Maybe the pigeon is pdp

Thayay:
I used for your Brain Surgery Bill. Get well soon dear

True True problem no dey finish.......