₦airaland Forum

ReacherSaidNoth:
United lucky to be level at half time. But I can see them winning this still, Palace lack sharpness.

SalamRushdie:
You are arguing with a squatter, from his statement I can tell he has never paid a single bill in his life

mido22:
hi i can't post in some section pls help

SalamRushdie:
You are just a low IQ illiterate, you can't receive power directly from a power plant

SalamRushdie:
Mumu there is no Band price is Lagos that's 33 Naira...I insist you don't even own your own place yet , you are with squatting or still stressing your poor family members

Omoapena:
Lolz🤣🤣🤣🤣


You're a clown, all band A gets at least 22hours daily, nah band V you dey with your 3hours light.

Omoapena:
Oga, there's no way you will be under Band A and get 150units for 5000, you clearly do not know the band you're under.

How many hours light do you get daily?

Omoapena:
I have stable electricity, over 22hours daily...

SalamRushdie:
It's shows You have never paid electricity bill in your life , under Band A 205 naira per KWH there is no way you can spend less than 30k monthly if you have just one fridge , I am on Band A prepaid and I spend over 100k monthly If I have people around and about 50k if I am alone like I am now

Omoapena:
When I just moved into my new apartment, I bought 10k worth and they gave me over 150units, it lasted me about 2months then when I tried to renew with same 10k, they gave me 44units and I was just blaming myself why didn't I just buy 50k initially, but then I didn't know they were going to switch me to band A.....

Omoapena:
Prepaid of course

What do you mean liar, make I show you my receipt?

Mohisah:
The 3rd person it is

Omoapena:
Yeah, I'm under Band A Ikedc, I don't have much appliances yet, but I spend 30k monthly on electricity.
It's crazy mehn...

TrackerSK:
Nah your papa be their president.🤣

bong4:
I live in Ile Ife. May 29, 2024 I bought #10,000 and I got 168 units. The same #10,000 gave me 326 prior to that. I used the units I bought in May till December 9th, 2024. I don't use much power except ironing and pumping water. I even switch off when going out and return late in the evening.
I bought #5000 on December 9th, 2024, and was given 68 units. I used till 20th December 2024, travelled and return in January 2025 and used till 27th January, 2025 when the units finished.

I bought another #5000 worth only to be given 22 units meaning in just a month #5000 worth of power has reduced from 68 units to 22 units.
What is the rationale used to justify this increment?

TrackerSK:
Mumu, what was the exchange rate during PDP regime,and how much are they selling fuel then.During PDP regime, minimum wage can get you a bag of rice.You need a brain transplant ASAP

EXOUSIAng:
Your went to Facebook to screenshot his pictures and posted all over.

Yet you have no evidence of any dealings with him....

The public should also be very careful in dealing with you....

What ever deal you had with him that you are ashamed or afraid of making public should be investigated....

Sirchiboy:
First time experiencing such height of wickedness.
Nigerians are wicked.
Bought a package stockings for 1500 and later found out when I got home is a kid stockings .
Bought a package belt 4k,
Came back home to find out that the belt I bought is sand dust belt..
Jesus.
I nearly fainted.

nolzautoz:
Twas a side gig but never made nothing out of it cos cars are now too expensive.

EDOSBROWN:
Crystal palace is winning this

TrackerSK:
By the time APC is done with you guys,you will be begging for Visa to enter Somalia

Shawarmagirl:
My happiness be say both APC, LP, PDP and other political parties are paying heavily for this. No one is exempted.

So make Una continue to elect nonsense as leaders, na una go still suffer am.

nolzautoz:
Could you please help me with something to eat? I'm really hungry. You can find my account details in my signature.
Thanks

Jamojamo:
Scammer Alert
Name: Jameson Ekwere Jameson

Phone numbers: 08113348241
08059819308.

Bank account nos:

8059819308 opay
0288019820 Wema bank.


He stopped responding after receiving payment for a deal. The public are hereby advised to be cautious when dealing with him. See attached photos

GreyApple:
I was in the office today when one of my staff took permission to go and get something, i enquired if anyone is around in case a customer comes, he told me ( scope) that the other guy is outside the gate discussing, so I allowed him,
I went into the bathroom, took shower and prepared to leave ( was going to get some things around Uyo)
On getting to the gate, a customer drove in and wanted to load, ( he came before and the boy that just left helped him to load)
I looked for the other boy, he was nowhere to be found, hmmm, I'm here for business o..
I assisted in loading and we started gisting...
He told me how he's hustling to keep his family, how he takes care of his wife e.t.c
But what caught my attention was when he said
That he goes to Olosho* to ease himself, as he doesn't want to overuse the wife.
He told me how they are friendly and respectful, and cheap (1k) that he stopped there before he came to pick goods.
I was like wow!
That's a great way to ease my tension, as my fiancee has just left for NYSC.
I started forming that I used to do it in Ibadan but since I newly came, I don't know my way around ( me wey never patronize Olosh* before)
Since I was prepared to go out ( before he came) I told him to wait me so I can shower again, and he can take me there( a new way to ease my tension)
After like 10 minutes ride from my place, we took a turn and entered the street,
Him: This hotel has lodging, but ,they' are not there
We went on a bit
Him: this is the place, but they are indoors, because it's daytime
We entered the bar, he wanted to ask for Ballamor, but I asked for 2 bottles of champion.
As we were drinking
Him: That one na ride o, pointing to a fair, moderately azzed and b00bed lady
Again, he showed me another one...
Fortunately, the fair one came to serve us drinks, and along the line, she uttered some Yoruba language...
Me: Have you stayed in Lagos before?
Her: No
Me: How come you speak Yoruba so good? She gave me a wink.
I stood up, went to her and we talked for a while in Yoruba.
Told her I'll be back to play with her, she said alright.
So we departed and my customer went his way.
I hurriedly went to Uyo, got all I needed, returned , and closed all the workers early, leaving only the security man.
Took Keke, I told the driver that I was going to Ikpe,( was not sure tho, but I know the junction)
When I got there, I alighted and ask him the name of the junction, he said it's Abak10.
I strolled down the street, and got to their abode, as I raised me eyes, I beheld the fair skinned lady, and immediately we started flowing with Yoruba, she told me to wait that she's busy ( guess she had a client)
I took a sit, brought out my phone and started seeing a live match.
It was past 7pm and she was taking like forever to return, then my mom's call came in and she asked where I was ( that's our normal way of doing things, we call by 7pm to be sure everyone is safely at home, wherever they may be) I told her I went to get some things on the street in my area, next my fiancee called, I told her same, and lastly my fiancee's mom called ( I lied to all of them).
As I was going back to my seat, one olosh* approached me:
Her: let's go in
Me: I'm waiting for someone
It was getting dark, and I don't like moving at night, so I asked her
Will you do me well
Her: just give me a try
Me: you look good
Her: that's why they rush me
Me: let's go
Her: my room is at the back
On our way...
Her: let me pee, so that when u handle me, I won't bedwet
Me: smiling
.............................................................................................
We got to the backyard, Omo, I was like a CNN reporter covering a ghetto crime scene.
The whole place was unkempt, small rooms demarcated by plywood that is just the size of the mattress laid on d floor, the door to the room was almost falling off. Gush!
My morale dropped at first, no light, I had to light my phone
She spread a wrapper on the mattress, started pulling off, Omo! I was turned off! ( Meanwhile, I've taken 2 bottles of palm wine with groundnut, which is my action combo, my fiancee always begs me after I take it)
I undressed, she brought out a CD, she grabbed my rod and was like... Na this big thing you want pay me 1k for? Oya bring the money joor
I reached for my wallet and handed her 1k,
She fitted the CD on my rod, and also rubbed the PDiddy/Burna Boy stuff on the CD and also on the entrance of her gate.
Everywhere was slippery...
She just laid down and told me to dig, Omo...
My rod went flaccid, no pre-intimacy, no romance, I said I wanted to play with her b00bies, she said I will add 500h, I gave her, I was desperate just to at least do something, but my rod never responded, she started complaining that I'm the cause, that I drank, or I must have patronized another person before her.
Omo what I only noticed the only time my rod managed to respond was that her inside was very hot! I mean, I've never felt that kind of hot paradise before, I almost asked if She was on her monthly salary, but I kept quiet, I tried to finger her, she said I should never try that, I tried to play with her clitty clatta, she refused, the whole scene reminded me of when my mom used to force me to eat when I'm sick.
Too much complain ( I'm not used to such environment while digging)
I do it with calmness and pleasure, and I don't usually use CD, because I do it with my fiancee always.
Out of anger, I stood up, pulled out the CD, reached for my clothes, and dressed while she kept on ranting.
I maintained my steeze and walked out of the corridor.
On my way out, I met the fair skinned lady, I greeted her and said ore mi ( meaning my friend) she said I'm not your friend, honestly I wanted to go in with her to see if I could get it on with her, but she refused talking to me, that's how I left, laughing at myself all along.
What an adventure!
On My way home, I touched the base of my rod and felt some sticky stuff, I guess it's from her, when I got home, I showered and took some antibiotics.
When I took up my phone, merely seeing my fiancee's pic, my rod came up!