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Zionista:
You wobbled and fumbled throughout the whole write- up.

Your introductory line just gave you away as an unserious writer. "Welcome to the thread, am pradoic"

Will heaven fall if you write '..... I'm Pradoic'. The spelling of your name should begin with a capital letter. 'Am' shouldn't be used interchangeably with ' I'm '.

You are appraising the works of other great writers and you couldn't even adhere to basic rules of grammar.

The whole passage is riddled with grammatical blunders, punctuation errors, shorthands, colloquial English etc.

Young ones come here too. You wouldn't want your wards to start writing junks like this.

What is worth doing is worth doing well.

Thank you

Mariangeles:
It's been a looooooooong while I visited the literature section .
Most of them just leave your curiosity hanging without apologies ....they'll make you beg for updates ( why would do that to someone's nerves)
So, for the sake of my nerves and sanity, I just jejely mind my business in the food section

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Lol why not try this food

Sex na food by youngzubi it superb, filled with comedy n action

Here is the link
https://www.nairaland.com/4604676/sex-na-food-pidgin-comedy

HajimeSaito:
I'm impressed. I think I'll start spending more time in the Literature sub-forum. Politics is beginning to grate on my nerves.

If you can read pidgin then start with SEX NA FOOD BY YOUNGZUBI

Here is the link to the story
https://www.nairaland.com/4604676/sex-na-food-pidgin-comedy

Welcome to this thread, am pradoic.

Based on my personal research i have comprised a top 10 list of nairaland best writers and stories for the year 2018.

I discovered nairaland years ago,when i read some stories on one of Nigerian blog (a1000laff) the stories were dropped 2 to 3 episodes per day, i got so engrossed reading them that i couldn't wait till the next day for them to drop the next update, so i decided to check them out on Google search using their titles, then i discovered a website named nairaland and one thing about this website was that all those stories were actually available there all completed, you can imagine how super exciting i was, so without hesitation i jumped into the site and discovered even more amazing stories, God it was as if mtn gave me 1 million data to watch free movies, i got myself busy with stories and also i introduced my friends too..

So after reading some literature works here i decided to drop a full list of top 10 best writers for the year 2018,according to my personal research though and before i forget let me use this medium to thank seun for this great forum, sir you have raised a lot of great talents and future here, and i pray for more grace to come your way.


Lets go there...

1 : larrysun
Larrysun is a born writer there is no doubt about that, if his writing journey started here on nairaland i dont know but i say this "he's gat great works here on nairaland" there will never be a list here about great writers that won't have the name Larrysun at the top most, so check out his story (black maria)

2 : youngzubi

Ok let me make myself clear here, i know some people would be wondering why youngzubi top other writers, but i would say this to anyone who is asking that question " youngzubi gat a unique style, his different and he was able to do something extraordinary, something different from what we have been seeing right from when modern education came in" this guy's story got me thinking for days, although at the beginning of the story he messed up a bit but believe he later took everybody off guard, so check out his story SEX NA FOOD(pidgin comedy edition) story of a rugged guy

3 : TheBlessedman

Here is the bomb... Boom!!
Cheers for the hero man, this guy is a guru, the only man that was able to hit 1 million viewers on his story thread isn't that great, though i know that with time someone is gonna break that record maybe me "lol", so guys jump over to his thread and get yourself entertained, here is his story COUNTLESS(STORY OF LOVE, SEX AND BETRAYAL)

4 : centino

No no i won't say anything if you guys dont clap for this writing god, he is a genius, a first class writer, centino came into the literature thread and took over, he took charge of everything and is still in control till now, and there is this thing that he always say"this my story will never end as long as there life and there is everyday happening) wait a minute does that mean he write from the newspaper?, bravo to you centino i wish to be greater than you someday "smiles", check out his story NUMBER 225 KATAKATA STREET

5 :soloho19

Another great writer here on nairaland, devil wears okirika is a hit story, this guy really knows how to keep you glued on his work, his writing skills is spot on, guys HOLE IN THE WALL check it out.


6: Kimberlywest

Here is the first female to top this list, she is a born writer although i have a problem with her"my lazy writer" lol, her work is great i really love them and am still looking forward to see more of them
Here is here story LOVE HICCUPS


7: Gianaaaaaa

That name says it all, gianaaaaaa is really good in terms of story writing, here imaginative skill is wow, here story line makes one think he or she is watching a movie, guys check out here story BURNED

8:WHIZKIDEFE

This guy is awesome, i salute him, his story made me wonna fight street guys, after i read his work i thought i already know all it takes to be tough, his work is well written so guy storm his thread SIN CITY


9 : Appollux

I think marvel production should contact this dude, his action story is blowing my mind in fact i wonna become a writer!, how i wish Nigerian government will contact all this writer to build up nollywood, appollux is good, check out his story MARVEL CHRONICLES


10 : silver1996

This guy here gat one of the best mind blowing story on nairaland, his updates are awesome, i just wish his stories wouldn't have an end just like that of centino, check out his story THE KINGS(WHERE EVIL MEN DEWELL BAD THINGS HAPPENS)


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Wow what a great ride, you can also add yours based on your choice and personal research, do hit the like button, share and comment mentioning your best writers and stories of all time, that would help me in my next findings

Divepen1...... Thank you

gee

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Na my guy dey help me do the mention to avoid prevent me from being banned


So my people here is season 2 of sex na food

Make una land because i don land back

Oya my people i don land back full ground


h my people!!!!! oya @youngimporter ann2012 pradoic nasytnic purity247 pacifust058 Bigsarah ceecane2 Theloser germaphobe saraphina habundanz multikolour eazykolobo malaymoney odafiz Shlkhmuniru Decapo Neofingerz donroxyll sunrisemed07 Dayvdblake Revolva samkpanam Danchoco Therealev Biggybogo7 emperorblog senrino Abdulgafar86 Popoolataiwo sikells astute28 Dameldammie khd95 jozee8 Bemby69 Harlaan007 MrsEvakinqz Lenybee kingin55 Oliver Damibiz swiz123deniguy01 Timk122 tomgab tunjilomo 007Nonny olacarz Gspotlicker kelvinjeremiah dahvido hakeem4 brunxy tojahh chieheywhy Toyosih jixnation muminimutiyat Omokoladele Oscarnoble cooloustyne Estatesinlagos bonkoINC emazy10 Ebony07 zeezeegal KidoiLL badoxil bdauran Harrypolter13 Biggaboi speakout03 obakiaz ayamalexander77Runaway Yinks89 tomgab JOGICE johnsown7 rufdan emperordachris jeggychi paulek4eva stevodot22 ritababe Danyflamez honourable356 Holywizard fabianiweka pathneluti donaldphilipizu rowdymind wizsolzy Oscarnoble psybuk blazebaba iambees preciousbouy PopoolatTiawo momoh7 pgodson7 izaray jerryolumide Tobsonlove tpetos


SEASON 2 IS ABOUT TO KICK OF FULL, JUST AS WE TAKE RIDE THROUGH THE JOURNEY OF SEASON 1 OF SEX NA FOOD, HERE IS THE SEASON 2

ROLL CALL

FROM YOUNGZUBI

SORRwY FOR THE DELAY.....

#I_FIT_BE_SECOND_JESUS

#SNF_S2_EPISODE_3_BY_YOUNGZUBI

SUNDAY GBEDU!!!
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AS E GO BE NA TIME GO TELL
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I Sidon ontop my bed, as my back rest for wall with plenty things wey dey run through my mind like electric current, jejely I drag one stick comot from the packet wey position well ontop my bed and light, I shuk am enter mouth as I drag one long draw, omo I begin see how God take mold buhari inside him mama Belle, ahhh!! I sigh as smoke begin evolve go ceiling through my nustirls,life no fit be worst, my life my trouble, everything begin display ontop my head again but E dey more bright this time as anger begin find im entrance door into my body system, all the whole palava wey I bin pass through just because sey I get one bastered wey I think sey na my friend, spata!!! Sparta!!

Revenge begin ring like alarm for my head, na time to show big mama,Mr frank, Florida and spata sey peson nodey shuk hand inside dragon mouth, I care wetin the outcome go be, but na time to show my real self, I go show dem pepper, I don kill people, governor's, business men, military men, so big mama and spata no go be hard matter, I no fit wait till Mike ready to help me, as the matter take be now na one man gang I dey, both Stevo and Mike dem na long tin, I ready to face my life battle alone after all na man wey I be, and na something must kill a man, if ever nobi money then ever go be woman, God punish devi!!

With my mini traveling bag, I begin arrange the most important things wey I go need onto sey I no need plenty loads, once I land naija I go buy anything wey I want but for now make I find my back to naija

45 mins later
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With my small bag for my hand I begin descend the stairs, I sight Mike, Bobo with Stevo dem for parlor relaxing, sharply I coordinate my self well, with better lie we I go smah dem well arranged I shuk head burst out for parlor, everybody jab up instanta

"spans! Which level na?", Bobo yan.

"o! boy relax, E get one mission wey my agent just assign me, so I won go do the runs as him don put better money down," I yan.

"na man you be, just dey careful, and incase things no work as planned, no fail to Halla us" Mike yan as him stand up shuk my hand,

"so na which side you won ball go na", Stevo yan

"na Colombia, but I don plan my moves already, once the agent man forward me the details about the person wey I won go killna to complete my map be that" I yan

"You gbaski, no wahala we dey ya back, so no shaking" simple yan as dem begin shake my hand one by one, after the whole long thing I grab my back to Waka

"make I drive you go wia you won drop" Mike yan standing up as one of him white guy trow him car key for am

"no need, I go find my way brother" I yan then shuk head outside comot for gate and enter street

I trek down small till I sight one taxi, after I don yan the man my destination him fire life enter the taxi engine nahim the motor release vooom! Sound and zoom off to the hotel wey I go lodge and arrange my travel back to Nigeria, time Don reach, I no dey lay any low again!

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AJANLA STREET LAGOS
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"O! BOY WOMEN get serious wahala on, dem get problems Sha, see na so so makeup nonsense full this handbag" sambisa Para as him just dey bring out powder upon lipstick, mirrow and lady care pack inside the handbag wey we just successfully thief from those two women for ajanta pipeline

"ogbe ni cool down and search am well, look well money go dey inside, better money definitely, just relax and nodey make noise so that you no go attract people attention come here, you hear me so?" I yan give sambisa.

As I turn won continue my ultimate search ontop the small purse wey I bin scatter dey search like sey my destiny dey inside when I sight causetrouble grab something wey be like poly bag from the handbag wey him bin dey search and raise an up, I snatch am comot for him hand sharpaly

"guy wetin happen, why you drag the bag comot for my hand na,?" causetrouble yan as him dive me but I quickly shift one side, nahim he land for ground, but I nor even care as I begin loose the bag mouth sharp sharp, everybody just focus their attention for my hand dey wait to see wetin dey inside the bag

" jejely I begin comot everything wey dey inside the poly bag, but na something wey be like card just dey fall comot from the bag as I turn upside down,
" hahaha!!! Sambisa tear better laugh as him begin release mess up and down

"I sha continue bringing everything wey dey inside the bag till another small nylon fall comot, I nor waste time as I grab the bag and open it, omo wetin I see shock my hand, as I begin see myself inside range rover cruzing street of heaven..
" jesu!!"I shout
" omo na money be this??, causetrouble shout as him open mouth begin drop spit

"on boy we don hama, sambisa yan as him near me begin touch the bundles of money wey them use robberband tie into five bundles

I grab one card from the ones wey full ground and open it, na that time the whole thing hit me, ahhh!!!! I shout

" lascard wetin happen, why you dey shout na?" sambisa ask me but him no comot eye for the money him just dey busy dey touch the money as him continued dey ask me wetin happen

"the woman wey get this handbag dey work for micro finance bank, she dey collect daily contributions from customers wey dey do daily savings for their bank, nahim make this cards full the bag, see naw the customers names and the amount wey dem don save full the cards, I yan to my pady dem, but causetrouble don dey share the money into three equal places

To be continued..........

donaldphilipizu:
congrats MAn

thank you brotherly...

maduenu531:
na only one thing go make this story end like this for this una trend abi thread i nor nobut if una no fit comment after reading ....then make una forget am becos me sef get plenty work for hand,i no go find time write finish una go read without saying kpeekim ... no e dey vex me reach bone

hahaha

you get supernatural power o!,asin how were u able to go back to him past

brunxy:
Youngzubi if u understand my comment correctly u will know i am not doubting u in any way but rather amazed at ur ingenuity...young man dont get it twisted cos i am proud of u and i am a strong advocate and supporter of young people doing great things in every field of their endeavor...I understand the emotion behind ur comment as it is obvious u hve been doubted in the past because of ur age even without being given the opportunity to prove urself.....But learn to use it as a motivator to better urself rather than a weapon to attack people and be on the defensive and offensive always.

Kudos and keep improving urself in every positive things u re good at.

i get you brotherly

the best writer ever!

even as an up coming writer you were able to join the kings,the way you painted your work is just too amazing
nobody will count
Theblessedman
centino
larrysun
souloho9

and wouldn't add youngzubi

keep it up bro!
finest!!!!

the boss man wasnt dragging it with anybody,even without the counting it was clear that he is the winner

youngzubi youngboss!!!

congratulation bro...

youngzubi na u start this thing o

wow! wow! wow!!
this is the only story that really got me glued in nl literature section
well don my man youngzubi

okafor200:
Come o
una never announce the winner since na why?

Come o una sure say seun never carry the money run?

anyways me i still dey wait o
baba olowo the long prick

you better watch your mouth,even if the announcement is delayed that doesn't mean it won't be released

Divepen1 we'er still waiting for the result

Jesus!, how come spata did such thing i never saw such coming,youngzubi you just too good,very young and intelligent,kudos young boss!

guys help youngzubi win this competition nah
i have been watching how his likes is going to be sincere you guys really need to turn up and bumper likes on his story,we are talking about 40k here!,help youngzubi win this money on Facebook, like his short story drop your comment thats the vote then mention your Facebook friends too tell them to like the story and mention their own friend too


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Jerryolumide:
another one

another Wat??,another brain abi
see you really need another brain badly

nice one my man ride on and please no more delay abeg

happy Sunday!

where is that youngzubi ogbeni comma update na

for those that doesn't know youngzubi yet click on this link to read his story the guy nah guru!!!



https://www.nairaland.com/4604676/sex-na-food-pidgin-comedy/0