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Is the grammar of d post too big for u to understtand....HABA!!!

Its most likely a chipmunk

kossyablaze:
C.O.N.D.O.M.......Centre Of National Diplomatic Organistion Metropolis

. Your own no make sense at all..... Use ur no.6 na. ...... Haba!

If I were Buhari, I would probe
Jonathan. Jonathan deserves facing
the wrath of the law for the hardship he
caused Nigerians. President 'Badluck'
should be arraigned in court for the evil
transformation he caused in Nigeria. He
made us have a tip of Abacha's period
thereby leaving the 'decaying'
government to Buhari's hand. He
rubbished the gianT of Africa by making
her citizen suffer for what belongs to
them...
He has been there since 2010,
promising transformation but
unfortunately his administration has
brought increase in corruption and
problems in Nigeria as a nation. The
'Hero' of democracy as rubbished the
'giant' Nigeria by causing her citizens to
live in hardship in few days to hand
over. President Goodluck Jonathan has
made Nigerians get the tip of Abacha's
period in Nigeria. But to say, Abacha's
period is better! This is a modern world and a
democratic one for that matter and an
insensitive administration could
manipulate the people and cause us to
be in hardship. A lot of businesses have
closed down, including schools because
the corrupt administration couldnt
profound a solution to the problem. The
cabinet of the leader is corrupted and
endowed with stupidity. We hope to see
change in Nigeria, a lot of Nigerians
can't wait to see may 29 turning in. We
wish 'General' good stay in office with
extra-ordinary achievements. God Bless
Nigeria #OneNigeria
SOURCE: m.news24.com/Nigeria/MyNews24/If-I-were-Buhari-I-would-probe-Jonathan-20150603

17:00Abia Warriors - Kwara 2:0
17:00Akwa - Wikki 0:0
17:00Bayelsa - Dolphins 2:2
17:00Enugu - Heartland 1:0
17:00Enyimba - Giwa 0:0
17:00Kano - Sharks 2:0
17:00Lobi - El Kanemi 0:0
17:00Sunshine Stars - Shooting 2:0
17:00Taraba - Gabros 3:3
17:00Warri - Nasarawa 4:1

17:00Abia Warriors - Kwara 2:0 17:00Akwa - Wikki 0:0 17:00Bayelsa - Dolphins 2:2 17:00Enugu - Heartland 1:0 17:00Enyimba - Giwa 0:0 17:00Kano - Sharks 2:0 17:00Lobi - El Kanemi 0:0 17:00Sunshine Stars - Shooting 2:0 17:00Taraba - Gabros 3:3 17:00Warri - Nasarawa 4:1

Pls........can anyone update d scoreline of d matches??

along the Murtala Muhammed International Airport Road after a femalepolice inspector attached to the Airport Police Command and identified as Mrs. Florence Anih, was slapped by a Nigerian Air Force lance corporal.The lance corporal, who was in a truck marked, Rotary Group 205, was identified as Friday Zadiel.Our correspondent learnt that the incident happened last Wednesday

Chief Taiwo Abayomi Kuye is the
Financial Secretary of the Peoples
Democratic Party PDP in Lagos, in this
interview, he spoke on the loss of the
election in the state to the All
Progressives Congress (APC) saying his
party contested against the Independent
National Electoral Commission (INEC)
and security agents and not APC.
Excerpts:
Why the party is heading for the
tribunal?
We came to INEC to complain about
irregularities and up till now, INEC
cannot give us a definite answer. The
other day I said it, that part of their
game plan were the irregularities that
characterized the governorship
elections. In preparation for the election,
there was a meeting between all the
local government electoral officers and
other chieftains of the party, where they
planned in favor of APC. We discovered
this in about 11 local governments,
whereas in the governorship, we busted
it in about 14 Local Governments.
PDP stronghold in Lagos?
The PDP stronghold in Lagos is more
than 13, 14 local governments to be
precise. There are Igbos in Lagos: Epe,
Ajeromi, Agege; there is no part of
Lagos you won’t find them. The same
pattern of rigging was used by the APC.
The five local government areas that
were left out were areas they cannot
change the figures because they were
really dealt with. But in areas like
Mushin, Kosofe where they were
defeated with 5,000, they just went to
INEC booths and added figures, unlike
in Ajeromi and others where they lost
with 20,000 votes. There they cannot do
anything cynical. I stand to tell you that
our stronghold cut across more than 14
local governments in Lagos, and we
have won that election. That is why on
the part of APC there was no
celebration.
Why then did PDP candidate
congratulate Ambode, if he didn’t
accept the outcome?
Congratulations does not stop anything,
it only shows that Jimi Agbaje is a
statesman by doing so.
Is PDP not crying over spilled milk?
We have not lost, go to all nooks and
crannies of Lagos, everyone will tell you
that they voted Jimi Agbaje. All these
and more are the true facts that we are
presenting to the tribunal.
Is there still unity within PDP with
current happenings in the party?
We are united. Obanikoro is a leader
here, Bode George is also the party’s
leader in Lagos and south west, so we
are going nowhere. Anyone who jumps
ship because APC is now at the center,
such a person is making a fool of
himself or herself. Anyone who makes
such a stupid mistake would have
himself or herself to blame in the
nearest future. Likewise, I stand to be
the last person to remain in PDP, even
till tomorrow.
So, how was Lagos State won and lost
again?
Lagos State belongs to us, everyone
saw it, and all classes of people saw
that Jimi Agbaje was voted as the
governor. But it was a battle between
PDP, INEC, the security agencies in
Lagos and not APC.
When are you going to the tribunal?
We have 21 days after the election. It is
a 3-member tribunal and I have the list
of members. We will file our papers
before the deadline expires.
Future of PDP in Lagos?
Our landslide victory in the council
elections sent a signal to APC, we won
more than 12, 13 local government
chairmanship, and more than 180
councillorship. But their leader said: ‘go
and give them 18 councillorship, they
cannot preside over anything in Lagos’.
All these will come to an end when we
come back from the tribunal.

Former governor of Kwara state and a
chieftain of the All Progressives
Congress, Sen. Bukola Saraki, has said
that he never collected any money from
the Minister of Petroleum, Ms Deizani
Allison Madueke to fund the campaign
of the president-elect, Maj. Gen.
Muhammadu Buahri (retd).
Bamikole Omishore, the Special
Assistant on Media and Advocacy to
Sen. Saraki made this known in a post
on the social media following allegation
that Deizani Maduekwe funded the
campaign of Buhari through Saraki.
Read his reaction below:
The attention of Senator Abubakar
Bukola Saraki’s media office has been
drawn to an online article alleging that
the controversial Minister of Petroleum.
Ms Deiziani Allison Madueke who has
been engulfed in series of questionable
transactions made contribution to the
All Progressives Congress through
Senator Abubakar Bukola Saraki.
This office usually will ignore such
reports as we find it completely
laughable, baseless and lacking any iota
of truth. However, for the avoidance of
any doubt and to keep with the renewed
mandate of accountability and
transparency, we find it necessary to
assure the teaming Supporters of APC
and Senator Saraki that at no time did
Senator Bukola Saraki meet, discuss or
had any dealings in any form or nature
with Ms Deiziani or her agents.
Senator Saraki hereby challenges either
the Minister, her agent, associates or
any other person that might have any
evidence or information contrary to the
above to share same with Nigerians.
The last time Senator Saraki met with
Ms Deiziani was in year 2012 when the
Minister, her mother and her sister
visited the Sarakis’ on a condolence visit
over the death of Dr. Olusola Saraki, the
father of Senator Saraki.
The alleged publication is total
falsehood and completely mischievous
therefore, this story can not fly or sell,
rather, the promoter should find
something else to cling on as they
remain with a drowning party.
The credit of the success of General
Buhari, and our dear party APC across
the country can only be claimed by
Nigerians in every nook and cranny of
the federation who sacrificed their
resources, time and energy to bring
about the change this country deserves
and that should not be tainted by any
individual or group of people who stood
as stumbling block to every step taken
towards achieving this noble and worthy
struggle.
Signed,
Bamikole Omishore
SA Media and Advocacy.

Nigerian coaches have declared their
support for Super Eagles coach,
Stephen Keshi who recently signed a
fresh 2-year contract with the Nigeria
Football Federation.
Speaking from his base in Calabar,
national Public Relations Officer of the
Nigerian Football Coaches Association,
Etta Egbe said, “Nigerian coaches will
give Keshi our total support to succeed.
We want to congratulate both Keshi and
the Nigeria Football Federation in
particular for re-signing Keshi because
the pressure was too much.
“We know that if it were based on public
opinion, Keshi would not have been
given the job. So, we thank the NFF for
believing in the Nigerian coach,” Egbe
said.
Egbe said Keshi must encourage
younger players into the Super Eagles
squad.
“He is lucky because he won’t have any
problems getting the right players.
Manu Garba and Samson Siasia have
enormous talents in the U-20 and U-23
squads. Keshi can benefit a lot from
these teams. But he has to complement
the skills of the youthful players with
experience.”

Jalingo - The All Progressives Congress
(APC) candidate in the just-concluded
governorship election in Taraba, Sen.
Aisha Alhassan, has rejected the results
of the poll as announced by INEC on
Sunday.
Addresing a press conference in Jalingo
shortly after the announcement of the
results, Alhassan described the entire
elections process as a "daylight
robbery" and said the party would
challenge the results in the elections
petitions tribunal.
"The combined governorship elections in
Taraba were characterised by violence,
massive rigging, ballot snatching and
abuse of the card readers in substantial
parts of the state by the PDP and their
allies," she said.
She contended that results ascribed to
Wukari, Donga, Takum, Sardauna, Zing,
Yorro, Kurmi and some parts of Ussa,
Karim-Lamido, Bali, Ardo-Kola and Lau
local government areas were not
acceptable as they did not reflect the
true results of the election in Taraba.
Alhassan said all the complaints on the
irregularities and abuse of the election
guidelines were promptly reported to
INEC, but that no action was taken.
NAN reports that the INEC Returning
Officer for Taraba Prof. Kyari
Mohammed, who declared the results
on Sunday in Jalingo, said Ishaku
scored 369,318 votes to emerge
victorious.
He said Sen. Aisha Alhassan came
second with 275,984 votes, while Chief
David Kente of the Social Democratic
Party (SDP), polled 29, 966 votes
- NAN

London - Liverpool manager Brendan
Rodgers described his side as
"outstanding" despite a goalless draw
away to West Bromwich Albion on
Saturday which dents their hopes of a
top-four Premier League finish.
"I thought the players were outstanding,
their courage and play on the ball.
Across the team there were some
outstanding performances," Rodgers
told the BBC.
There were few goalscoring chances in
a match that only came alive in the
second half, with Jordon Ibe hitting the
post for Liverpool and James Morrison
seeing a header cleared off the line for
the hosts.
Liverpool's season now looks to be
heading towards a disappointing
conclusion with defeat to Aston Villa in
the semi-final of the FA Cup last
weekend at Wembley ending their hopes
of winning silverware this season.
The FA Cup defeat ensured Rodgers
became the first Liverpool manager
since the 1950s not to win a trophy in
his first three seasons in charge.
Three points at the Hawthorns -- on
Steven Gerrard's 500th league
appearance for the club -- would
certainly have boosted hopes of a top-
four finish.
Rodgers's side are fifth, six points
behind Manchester City, with Manuel
Pellegrini's team hosting Aston Villa in
Saturday's evening kickoff.
The Reds do have a midweek game in
hand at relegation threatened Hull City,
and Rodgers has insisted he has not
given up hope of reaching the
Champions League spots.
The Northern Irishman, however, said it
will be "very difficult" to make the top
four at the season's close.
"I felt that of the six games we needed
to win five at least. We have now got
five to go and we'll have to look to win
them to give ourselves a chance," he
told reporters.
"You never know what happens above
you, that's the thing with football -- you
just never know. But what you have to
do is make sure that you keep the
pressure on.
"We have to rely on other teams, but we
can only do our job and that is still the
plan."
- Reuters

Abi nw.... Dats naija for you.

He is talking gibberish.... popcorn pls

1. The Toilet, best place to eat a stolen
meat.
2. Why count your money in front of the
ATM?
Will you return it if it's incomplete or is
there a
button that says "incomplete''?
3. It amazes me that people are afraid
to talk
in the exam room when the question
clearly
said"Discuss''
4. Some girls are looking for tall guys
with
pink lips and six packs when their father
is short,
potbellied with pommo lips.
5. It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman
will
stop you and search your phone gallery
for blue
film.
6. If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even
Laughing Surely They Use"I Love You"
Without
Even Loving You.Be Guided.
7. It is only in Nigeria that when you
Walking in
the public & someone mistakenly hit
you,you
touch ur Private Part(Men).
8. It is only In Nigeria that if a Man ask
a lady of
her fone number it means she want to
be Wooed
by d Man.
9. You've been Engaged since 2010, till
today
you're still ENGAGED.
MY sister,you're not LORD OF THE
RINGS please
return that key holder
10. If runs girls don't fail sundays
church services
I wonder who will?
Guys shey I Lie?

To become an hero in Nigeria, first of all become a President then loot money to contest for 2nd term......then concede defeat before the election is concluded...... SUPER HERO

We are talking of xenphobia and you are of terrorism...... Pls come back to your senses........ Nigeria is more matured.....

y should south Africa descend so low to xenophobic practices....dey should wise up, its not a better approach.

yeepee.......Dedicating this FP to Buhari and of course CHANGE

taken so much time to make front page..... I'm dedicating this to Buhari and of course CHANGE

Can this really be possible...... well, nothing is impossible even d word says "I'm possible"