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There is no man you say 'sir' to that would not love or consider loving you. It's only a matter of time keep saying sir!!!. No wonder God said submit!!! Saying sir to a man even if he is a boy makes him feel good.

What are you commanding it's the same thing that brings people into the world.

SpaceX:
I cover this place by the blood of Jesus, I command that demon out now......

Kissing or sex which is sweeter. Someone said kissing with sex same time. Is it true?

How to know a woman's body count. It's written on the body just check under the feet. If its soft not many men have had her but if it's strong so many had. Check the middle of the sole...

Please Nairalanders what will you do if you catch your loving father sleeping with your lovely wife
. .be honest because it's painful...

My papa dey vex since o e say I neva make am.

I am even angry with myself am depressed. My dad is just hissing since he watched the video. Well I am determined to make him proud. But he stopped me from pursuing my passion. He said why did I stop or allow him stop me. This man fought me and disowned me 2007 when I wanted to do my passion. The only regret I have is listening to him and pleasing him. He blocked all my doors because he wanted me to teach but now he is blaming me.

Listen don't neglect your passion. I am going back to my passion.

Keeping your wife forever.

Although it is a known fact that men are sexual beings while women are romantical and emotional beings. This is why your gesture makes more meaning to a woman than your action.

To keep a woman forever. Treat her as weak. Even though she is strong but even the bible says treat them as weak. ...AS WEAK. 1st Peter 3:7.

Even if she can open that door, open it for her, you know she can carry that load but carry it for her. Treat them softly and they will never leave you. They respond to romantic gestures more than sexual actions. How you present that gift to them is more important than the gift to them. So be creative in your show of love. They like money but I tell you if you are not romantic and sweet to them they will take your money and give to some man outside that treats them better. Love your wife like a professional nurse would nurse a patient. Most times just decide to bathe her, feed her, cook for her.

No man is truly impotent. I was made to believe I was impotent for 13 years. Because of depression my dick stopped standing so my wife who accused me saw that as evidence. Not until she left me I met another girl and boom she took in and now I gave birth to a girl that looks like me 100 percent. Done DNA and am the father. See watery sperm does not mean impotence. If your sperm is watery when knocking remove it like 5 times if you want to cum to stop the excitement then on the 6th time cum and the sperm will be thick.

And please know no woman that does not moan will get pregnant. My ex does not moan. But my baby mama moans when you start kissing sef. So you are not impotent. You have not met the right EGG.

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Sporty bet is a blessing just win small small and if you lose its fine just see it as a business opportunity not a game. See how I used 100 naira to win 443k is this not a blessing. Life is a risk. Even your bank work is a risk.
Avoid other games just play life game or life ps 5 games on e football bet on number of goals to minimize risk. I paid my rent with this

To be betting is a blessing just win small small and if you lose its fine just see it as a business opportunity not a game. See how I used 100 naira to win 443k is this not a blessing. Life is a risk. Even your bank work is a risk.
Avoid other games just play life game or life ps 5 games on e football bet on number of goals to minimize risk.

Inshame3:
yesterday, I withdrew 30k from my girlfriend account and decided to play bet with it. I used 25k to play Arsenal straight win and the game cut. The remaining 5k enter Aviator

1. Daily pay. You receive money daily which becomes your cash flow income.

2. You are forced to take care of your body as its your selling point.

3. Little or no stress. You enjoy as you make money.

4. You give your body and time value.

5. Work mostly at night and sleep during the day.

6. Benefit of traveling by air.

7. Your emotional life is protected as no commitment.

8. You can be in a governors party just like that.

9. You can raise capital to do business without collecting loan.

10. You can sell even a private jet with your body.

11. You use Condom so your pussy is really not tampered with.

12. You can buy an iPhone in 3 nights.

The Most Dangerous Woman Is the One Who Thinks She’s a Good Person

Because she believes her intentions justify your destruction.

It’s not the loud ones.
Not the party girls.

Not the ones who post thirst traps or say “men are scum.”

No.

The ones you should fear the most?
Are the soft-spoken, calm, agreeable ones…

The ones who think they’re good people.

The women who genuinely believe they’re virtuous—while ruining your peace, bending the truth, and rewriting the story to favor their own sainthood.

—

1. She Doesn’t Lie—She Just Doesn’t Tell Everything

She’ll never say she’s manipulative.
But she’ll guilt-trip you into every decision.

She won’t say she hides things.

But she’ll “forget” to mention her backup plans, her ex’s recent DM, or that one time she called the lawyer—just to “understand her rights.”

She won’t shout.
She won’t fight.
She’ll just quietly erode your authority and tell herself she’s “protecting her peace.”

—

2. She’s Loyal—Until a Slightly Better Option Appears

She believes she’s faithful.
But she’s actively comparing.

Your mistakes are on trial.
Another man’s virtues are on replay.

She tells herself, “I stayed as long as I could.”
But the truth is—she left a long time ago.
She just waited till she had the next step secured.

—

3. She’s the Comment Warrior.

You know her.

She’s in the comments of every post that supports men to label it as “misogynistic.”

Drunk on virtue-signaling.

“The writer is not objective.”

“A good man should always…”

“You don’t know it all.”

“That’s your personal perspective.”

“All women are not the same.”

She never asks, “What if this is true?”
She only asks, “How dare you say it?”

She’s not defending the truth.
She’s defending an identity—her performance of purity.

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4. She Believes in Accountability—But Only When She’s not the Subject.

She’s got files.
Screenshots.
Voice notes.
Hard-copy receipts.

For court?
She’s ready.

For therapy?
She’s rehearsed.

For the internet?
She’s angelic.

And you?
You’re blindsided.
You thought things were “just tense.”
Meanwhile, she’s gathering evidence.

Ask Johnny Depp.
You’d never believe a woman that gorgeous
was shitting on beds and swinging bottles.

The cleaner they look…
the dirtier what they’re hiding.

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5. She Plays the Victim to Remain the Hero

She cries beautifully.
Tells her story calmly.
Sounds like someone who “tried everything.”

And guess what?
People believe her.
Because good girls don’t destroy, right?

She’ll say she stayed through the pain.
But leave out the part where she caused most of it.

She’ll say, “I didn’t feel safe.”
But ignore the fact that she created the war zone.

She believes her intention is all that matters.

So even when she cuts you to pieces—she still feels holy.

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6. She’s Got a Perfect Definition of a “Good Man”

You’ll hear it in every argument:

“A good man should be calm.”
“A good man doesn’t talk like that.”
“A real man never raises his voice.”
“A leader should always listen.”

Translation?
She wants a puppet—
Not a partner.

She’s playing Pinterest wife while holding you to the standards of a Messiah.

And when you finally push back?
She says, “You’ve changed.”

No, you didn’t change.
You just stopped performing.

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7. She Doesn’t Know She’s the Villain—That’s What Makes Her Dangerous

She will burn your future.
Then pray for your healing.

She’ll take the kids.
Then post Bible verses about peace.

She’ll break the home.
Then say “God gives His toughest battles to His strongest soldiers.”

You think you’re married to an angel.
You’re married to a storm in silk.

And when it’s over?

You’ll be standing there wondering:

“How did the woman I loved become my executioner?”

Answer:
She never changed.
She just unveiled.

—

Last Word to Men:

I know…
Someone in the comments will say,
“Not all women…”
“I have a good wife…”
“This sounds hurt.”

Maybe.
Or maybe…

You bought the smokescreen and haven’t dug deep enough.

Because the most dangerous woman isn’t the loud one.

It’s the one who looks clean, sounds soft, prays loud—
and still leaves you broken, bankrupt, or behind bars…

All while thinking she did the right thing.

Let the holy defenders assemble in the comments.

But don’t forget what women did to Johnny Depp, Tyres Gibson, Jonathan Majors, and name your uncle that experienced the same.

We’re waiting for your counter punches.
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#truthhurts
#modernmarriage
#emotionalaccountability
#virtuesignalers
#amberheard

My sister just won her husband to christ by giving him Mouth Action.

Suck pussy it's safe because it's not the pussy that infects the mouth it's the mouth that infects the pussy. The only dirty part of the pussy is the clot area. Just wash it before head. Tell him to brush his mouth first. Hope you are happy head is the safest.

This lady has the names and pictures of about 2000 men she has slept with. The shocking thing is that her kpekus is still very tight. She is still beautiful her breast is still firm. Well it is not by body count. A girl with 3 body count may look more used than one with 2000 body counts. This body count is a scam. She is about to marry a very good guy.

This is nigeria where prostitutes will give you access to their pussy and hide or cover their breast.

This is nigeria where prostitute will never kiss you but will use their mouth on a man's dick.

This is nigeria where prostitutes prefer to Bleep than to kiss.

This is nigeria where prostitute will Bleep many guys but want you to Bleep only them.

This is nigeria where you are either an open prostitute or a secret prostitute.

Sex is not as sweet as love. Imagine fucking a woman that truly loves you not all these ashawo you carry. Imagine gisting, outing and bonding. They are all better than penetration.

Putting your tongue into a ladies vagina does not make you a man. It makes you a fool. Yes, a big fool. How can you willingly suck in bacteria, viruses and fungi with your eyes open only because she is moaning. You are a fool. Stop the act. The mouth was not made by God for vagina. Avoid diseases by being wise. If she wants it then she does not love you. She hates you and wants you sick.

You copy what you see in blue films not knowing that those people are well tested and free from infections. They also sanities their body. Be wise.

Ashawo job is better. The only thing 9 to 5 is better at is honor and dignity. But ashawo jobs pat more. Imagine making your one month salary in just one short time.

Nobody becomes an ashawo on her own. There must be a friend introducing her to it. Please if you became an ashawo on your own let me know..

RELATIONSHIP IS NOT ALL ABOUT KNACKING

So many people mistake knacking mates for relationships.
Most people think they're in a relationship, not knowing they are just knacking mates.

Relationship and knacking mates are two entirely different things, know what you're doing.

Being a knacking mate means you just satisfy your séxual urges whenever you wish, being in a relationship goes way beyond that.
A relationship entails giving, sacrifice, sincerity, faithfulness, honesty, care, love, communication and so on.

The fact that you knack each other regularly doesn't mean you're in a relationship .

The earlier you understand the difference, the better for you.

No allow person knack you for years, say na relationship 😊

Why you should not marry Ashawo

Asshawo 33+ vvomen sl€eps with 10-15 different men daily, Let's assume she has been doing this 15 years and she started at the age of 20 but now she's 35, bring out your calculators let's calculate;

We will be using simultaneous Equations, Surd, Probability, Latitude & Longitude, Algebra, Law of Motion in Physics, Mode, Almighty Formula to calculate her body counts (penile mileage).

15 men daily x 30 days in a month = 450 men monthly. (15×30)
450 men monthly × 12 months in a year = 5400 men annually. (450×12)
5400 men annually × 15 years in service. (5400×15)
= 81,000 Body counts.

Now lets assume each men did 2 rounds each, then, if I apply Margin of Error to each rounds, you can agree with me that each rounds last a minimum of 500 thrusts before the man could cum in each rounds.

1 man
2 rounds = 1000 thrusts

So since it takes 1 man to go 1000 thrusts in 2 rounds, how many thrusts will it takes 81,000 men in same 2 rounds?

The previous calculations was just with BODMAS, we will be calculating this with Quadratic Equation, Mean, Median, Ohms Law, Boyles Law, Charles Law, & some Further Maths formulars which have not yet been developed.

So bring out your scientific calculators, cuz one calculator might hang and ruin your calculations.

Now,

81,000 Body Counts = 162,000 rounds.

162,000 rounds × 500 thrusts in each rounds

= 81,000,000 Thrusts.

Brother, imagine the wear and tear?

Imagine the Law of Diminishing Marginal Productivity?

If she has used 81,000 men to train, what makes you think she can pairbond with you and that she can stick with you alone? What makes you think you can maintain the mileage?

Each different men has left a blueprint on/in her that you can't erase no matter the quality of erasers you use.

Their sizes, penile sizes, ferishes & idiosyncrasies deposited in her body and in her mind are incalculable. Even the Almighty Formula can no longer solve her penile mileage.

Why will you an Innocent Man think you can over power her honey pot after all of her experience.

When men sleep around nothing happens to their physical bodies. See it like this. A man cheating is likened to a cup of water been touched by different hands from the outside but the waters untouched. But when a woman sleeps around the cup of water is not just touched from the outside but different hands enter the main water. Imagine that...

You can drink from a cup that is only dirty on the outside but with clean water but no one can drink water that different hands have entered.

Don't forgive a voluntary deliberate cheating woman...

It's one thing to cheat and dislike your partner but clap for those that can cheat and still love their partners that's true love.

20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*😁😁

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her boobs... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..….... nine condoms ba CEE 🥴*

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁*

Is love SEX!!!!

What is the difference between sex and love making?

1. You make love to your wife. While you have sex with a girl friend or a prostitute, hence the term PRE-MARITAL SEX.

2. Sex is self centered, wanting to satisfy self. But love making is mutual and the satisfaction of your spouse is primary.

3. Sex is just the use of the sex organs but love making is the use of the whole body.

4. Sex does not depict love but love making is love.

5. Sex is for pleasure, love making is for expression.

6. Sex is short, love making is long.

7. Sex is without romance, love making is romance packed.

8. Sex is taking, love making is sharing.

9. The pain of a person during sex gives the other person pleasure but in love making it is not so.

10. Sex may be bad but love making is true.

11. Eyes are closed during love making. Eyes are opened during sex. Love making blends couples because they are doing the right thing.


Many have been deceived that a guy loves them because he had sex with them. A guy can only love you and make true love to you after marrying you.

So even in this valentine season show love, don't allow a person who is not your husband have sleep with you.

SEX DOES NOT MEAN LOVE!!!