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Foreign AffairsRe: Dale Shepherd Enters Women's Powerlifting Competition To Protest In New Zealand by Priapus69: 1:52pm On Apr 23, 2023
MichaelSokoto:
na dem force am on me oo!
I send dem msg?
cool
Erm, if there's no God, how can he then have a prophet?
Foreign AffairsRe: Dale Shepherd Enters Women's Powerlifting Competition To Protest In New Zealand by Priapus69: 12:18pm On Apr 23, 2023
MichaelSokoto:
Naxo na!
let's all be mad 2geda!

Naxo I go vex enter dat oath-swearing section one day again go show all of dem better mental crase!
grin
Got this from your post.
"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

Whose quote is this? Yours?
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 4:35pm On Mar 26, 2023
abduleez1:
What's going on boys? 😢
Ezra Miller 101
PhonesRe: Waptrick - No More Java Games by Priapus69: 10:36am On Mar 26, 2023
Ketamine9000mg:
Let me do you one better, why is Google?
Where is Google?
PhonesRe: Please, How Do I Block In-app Ads On My Android Phone? by Priapus69: 7:42am On Mar 14, 2023
Go to settings
connection.
select private dns
input this- dns.adguard.com

HealthRe: UNIZIK Lecturer Delivered Of Sextuplets Seeks Help As Hospital Bills Her N19M by Priapus69: 5:06pm On Jan 12, 2023
omonnakoda:
out where?
Do you have data on survival rates for 24 weeks in Nigeria
Standard facilities around the World.
Concerning you second question, I don't data on survival rates for 24 weeks in Nigeria, however, the of viability of a fetus around the world is 24weeks.
My concern is given all things, why should Nigeria be any less backwards?
HealthRe: UNIZIK Lecturer Delivered Of Sextuplets Seeks Help As Hospital Bills Her N19M by Priapus69: 4:16pm On Jan 12, 2023
Romanoff:
I am surprised there's a hospital in Nigeria that can even care for premies born at 26 weeks.

Even at that, the 19m bill is outrageous.


Kilode?
You do realize the standard facilities out there can care of a 24week fetus?
RomanceRe: Noticed My Posh Friends by Priapus69: 8:12am On Jan 07, 2023
Ilamina:
john wick looks richer
In what aspects?
RomanceRe: Noticed My Posh Friends by Priapus69: 7:20am On Jan 07, 2023
Ilamina:
Like john wick

U only knew Keanu reeves for matrix

Being razz sucks, after watching John wick. I realized I have really missed so.much in.life

John wick is just so sophisticated and rich compared to matrix
How is John Wick more sophisticated than The Matrix? The Matrix was revolutionary in the movie industry. John Wick is a good movie but not near The Matrix.
FamilyRe: My Wife Hates My Step-Daughter. Please Help by Priapus69: 8:34pm On Nov 29, 2022
Options
1. Divorce your wife
2. Send your daughter to your late wife's relative
3. Divorce your wife and send your daughter to your late wife's relative
4. Nothing
SportsRe: Senegal Vs Netherlands: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (0 - 2) On 21st November 2022 by Priapus69: 5:56pm On Nov 21, 2022
yemmit90:
Senegal attack is dead without Mane, I don't see them winning this match.
They don't have to win, a draw is a very good result.
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 4:19pm On Sep 17, 2022
MJBOLT:
Daredevil might show up next episode
The show is still a complete joke nonetheless
HealthRe: Something Is Happening Since I Had Sex by Priapus69: 7:13am On Jul 27, 2022
Oluwashina72:
Something like white discharge has been coming out of my viginal since Sunday and i feel pain anytime I'm about to pee and also have a frequent stomach pain in the night... Can someone please explain what's happening to me? A girl close to me said that!
Go to your local clinic. You likely have Pelvic Inflammatory Disease PID. If untreated or poorly treated, it can lead to scarring of the tubes or even blockage. Do your self a favour and get expert treatment
EducationRe: FG Committee Recommends ₦ 2 Millions Monthly Pay For Professors by Priapus69: 9:07am On Jul 15, 2022
tony0806:
*MODIFIED*

2,000,000 monthly grin

As at 2019, Nigeria had about 11,877 professors (though this include both those on private and public higher institutions).

That means; monthly, the government will pay 2,000,000 x 11,877 = 23,754,000,000. That's over twenty three billion naira monthly.

As at today, Nigeria produces about 1.2m BPD of crude oil (Our main source of income, excluding mineral resources from the north which I don't know why they don't mention it. Only God knows where that money is going to). Using the official exchange rate of about 414 naira/dollar,
If 1 barrel is about 93 dollars, this becomes 1,200,000 x 93$ = 111,600,000 per day



that's a total income of 111,600,000 x 414 = 46,202,400,000 (Nigeria's income from crude oil).

THEN; 46,202,400,000 x 30 days = 1,386,072,000,000. This is over 1.3 Trillion naira monthly.

Boy o boy, This country is making money.

SUMMARILY, THE GOVERNMENT CAN PAY ASUU COMFORTABLY.
Sure they can. This is just 1.8% of Nigeria's crude oil revenue, not it's total income.
Please remember the recommendation for Education is 10%.
There's still 8.2% to allocate between other staffs income and academic+ infrastructural development.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Priapus69: 1:58pm On Jun 25, 2022
oyaskii:
But the "fully fit" talk is in the air...does a Supe really need to be "fully fit" for any fight? On the basis of "The Boys" universe, isn't it the Compound V that is doing all the work? Just postulating here.
If Soldier Boy was not suffering from PTSD, do you think he would have wasted so much time blasting off his chest Cannon?
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Priapus69: 1:56pm On Jun 25, 2022
DandeNumeruno:
The quotation mark is unnecessary because SB was clearly not at 100%.

They'll probably fight again at some point.
Soldier Boy just blew his load right before that fight, plus the 30years of torture too...
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Priapus69: 12:56pm On Jun 01, 2022
blackiridis:
Decent device.
Fast. (Did speed test with my note 8. Not a fair comparison)
Battery lasts long (i get constant 9hrs SOT with my data always on) charges fast too. (about 1hr 10-15 minutes from 0%)
Media on it is crisp.
Haven't really used the camera that much but i compared it with my Redmi Note 8 as expected better shots on the Poco.
I no longer play Mobile games so can't tell on that department.
I got the 8/256gb variant from Macbeyland.
Alright, thanks.
Any more comments?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Priapus69: 5:59pm On May 31, 2022
What does the house think about POCO M4 pro 4G?
EducationRe: Pls Mathematicians In The House Should Help Me Solve This Equations... It's Urg by Priapus69: 6:05am On May 29, 2022
tetralogyfallot:
1) 2p+2q+3p-8p+4q
Collect like terms
=2p+ 3p+2q+4q-8q
=5p-2q
It's 8p not 8q
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by Priapus69: 4:31pm On May 12, 2022
"Hope, the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strengths and your greatest weakness"
TV/MoviesRe: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by Priapus69: 4:30pm On May 12, 2022
MartinsOla38:
"I am inevitable"
1. Agent Smith- The Matrix
2. Thanos- Avengers
InvestmentRe: N70k Interest On N30million Fixed Deposit For 1 Month, Does It Worth It? by Priapus69: 9:10pm On May 05, 2022
Open a domiciliary account and change it to dollars.
HealthRe: "Dead" Woman Bangs On Coffin During Her Funeral To Say She's Alive by Priapus69: 8:54am On May 04, 2022
Langbajiina:
Wow hope she was released?
Try dey read sometimes... E get why
Technology MarketRe: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Priapus69: 1:09pm On Apr 09, 2022
I'm looking for redmi 10c TPU case and screen guard. Please quote me.
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 7:35pm On Mar 14, 2022
100naira:
no, John Hurt was the voice of the dragon. William Hurt was General Thaddeus Ross in Marvel movies
Right....
Thanks
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 1:50pm On Mar 14, 2022
100naira:
RIP William Hurt
The Voice of the Dragon
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 8:55pm On Feb 26, 2022
AnfieldFan:
6th May 2022 - Doctor Strange in The Multiverse of Madness

8th July 2022 - Thor: Love and Thunder

11th November 2022 - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

17th February 2023 - The Marvels

5th May 2023 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

28th July 2023 - Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania

Confirmed


November 2023: Blade

February 2024: Deadpool 3

May 2024: Cap 4

July 2024: Fantastic Four

What I'm inferring from the announced ones....
Imagine if Deadpool has a cameo in Blade....
Just imagine
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 8:31am On Feb 14, 2022
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TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 8:24am On Feb 14, 2022
MJBOLT:
Dr Strange wouldn't be in this mess if Peter shut his mouth and he did it to help a fellow Avenger.

Wanda after realizing her sex doll is no more, kidnapped an entire town and started her own TV show with her newly revived sex doll undecided yes,she's the enemy grin
Doctor Strange is the adult, he should have stated all of these( terms and conditions or simply listened to Wong) before he started the spell. He doesn't think things through most times, he's impulsive. Peter is a 17year old kid, of course he's going to talk.
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 6:12pm On Feb 13, 2022
MJBOLT:
in the comics,she has cancer too, hopefully she will get it in the MCU.
grin
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 5:06pm On Jan 24, 2022
MJBOLT:
even if he knew how to do it, Thanos already had 3 stones and time no dey to do the spell.
Plus where him wan get Thanos hair to cast spell??
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 7:36pm On Jan 23, 2022
Kaycee7:
Not debating this at all. I just know he definitely had a hand in making his Iron Man ridiculously OP, if that pic is true.
Shouldn't that be in keeping with the movie title
Multiverse of Madness. Emphasis on the madness

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