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Politics / Re: Accountant-General's Office Holds Workshop In London by Priapus69: 11:38am On Mar 13
They're holding a Workshop on Financial Management while spending extravagantly in London?
grin
Nigeria!

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Health / Re: South African Doctors Earn 3 Times More Than Those In Nigeria & Kenya by Priapus69: 12:20am On Feb 24
MzansiCoolio:


Go back and carefully read the first 2 comments of this thread, and tell me if you guys🇳🇬 don't have issues that need tissues. I'm just playing along with your game, son.

Deluded fellows, unable to accept reality

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Health / Re: South African Doctors Earn 3 Times More Than Those In Nigeria & Kenya by Priapus69: 12:18am On Feb 24
God1000:
lol, I don't believe your fake news man


Check this out
https://www.news24.com/news24/tech-and-trends/news/sa-doctors-are-suffering-salary-stagnation-earning-what-they-made-a-decade-ago

Try dey read.
This was mentioned in the Original post

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Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Priapus69: 8:53am On Jan 03
Anyone have Poco M4 Pro Case and screen protector?
Forum Games / Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Priapus69: 11:44am On Jun 21, 2023
infofta:


The poster said Gorilla not some small Chimpanzee. You think Beer is physically stronger than Gorilla

Average Silver Back Gorrila weighs 180kg compared to 270kg of an average Grizzly Bear.
The Grizzly Bear will dominate the Silver Back Gorrila anytime, any day!
Forum Games / Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by Priapus69: 11:25am On Jun 20, 2023
The Grizzly Bear will come out victorious.
It's bigger, and much more ferocious predator.

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Crime / Re: Anambra Man Forgets Way To His Hometown After Spending 24 Years In Imo Prison by Priapus69: 11:32am On Jun 15, 2023
TsbAfrica:
From his large hands I can tell he is supposed to be a heavy set or muscular person, but that prison watery beans men!

I just hope he has the Means to survive if not... All roads leads back to sanko. 24 years ? He is damaged beyond repair.


I know of a man who was released after the church evangelist who visit prisons helped him to become free, they gave him a farm job and a small apartment but men, dogo couldn't adjust to the outside life. Behind bars he is a shot caller but out here is less than a nobody ... Less than I month later, dogo went to break into someone's house, gathered all the property and sat down waiting to be discovered, long story short dogo was back in the grasp of the law and in no time dogo was sent back home! In prison where he is a somebody.

Shawshank Redemption

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Music/Radio / Re: Mention A Song That's Not Popular But Impacts You Greatly by Priapus69: 6:21pm On May 08, 2023
Magnetised (piano tiles) by Tom Odell
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dale Shepherd Enters Women's Powerlifting Competition To Protest In New Zealand by Priapus69: 1:52pm On Apr 23, 2023
MichaelSokoto:

na dem force am on me oo!
I send dem msg?
cool

Erm, if there's no God, how can he then have a prophet?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dale Shepherd Enters Women's Powerlifting Competition To Protest In New Zealand by Priapus69: 12:18pm On Apr 23, 2023
MichaelSokoto:
Naxo na!
let's all be mad 2geda!

Naxo I go vex enter dat oath-swearing section one day again go show all of dem better mental crase!
grin

Got this from your post.
"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

Whose quote is this? Yours?
TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 4:35pm On Mar 26, 2023
abduleez1:
What's going on boys? 😢

Ezra Miller 101
Phones / Re: Waptrick - No More Java Games by Priapus69: 10:36am On Mar 26, 2023
Ketamine9000mg:


Let me do you one better, why is Google?

Where is Google?
Phones / Re: Please, How Do I Block In-app Ads On My Android Phone? by Priapus69: 7:42am On Mar 14, 2023
Go to settings
connection.
select private dns
input this- dns.adguard.com

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Health / Re: UNIZIK Lecturer Delivered Of Sextuplets Seeks Help As Hospital Bills Her N19M by Priapus69: 5:06pm On Jan 12, 2023
omonnakoda:
out where?
Do you have data on survival rates for 24 weeks in Nigeria

Standard facilities around the World.
Concerning you second question, I don't data on survival rates for 24 weeks in Nigeria, however, the of viability of a fetus around the world is 24weeks.
My concern is given all things, why should Nigeria be any less backwards?
Health / Re: UNIZIK Lecturer Delivered Of Sextuplets Seeks Help As Hospital Bills Her N19M by Priapus69: 4:16pm On Jan 12, 2023
Romanoff:
I am surprised there's a hospital in Nigeria that can even care for premies born at 26 weeks.

Even at that, the 19m bill is outrageous.


Kilode?

You do realize the standard facilities out there can care of a 24week fetus?
Romance / Re: Noticed My Posh Friends by Priapus69: 8:12am On Jan 07, 2023
Ilamina:
john wick looks richer
In what aspects?
Romance / Re: Noticed My Posh Friends by Priapus69: 7:20am On Jan 07, 2023
Ilamina:
Like john wick

U only knew Keanu reeves for matrix

Being razz sucks, after watching John wick. I realized I have really missed so.much in.life

John wick is just so sophisticated and rich compared to matrix

How is John Wick more sophisticated than The Matrix? The Matrix was revolutionary in the movie industry. John Wick is a good movie but not near The Matrix.
Family / Re: My Wife Hates My Step-Daughter. Please Help by Priapus69: 8:34pm On Nov 29, 2022
Options
1. Divorce your wife
2. Send your daughter to your late wife's relative
3. Divorce your wife and send your daughter to your late wife's relative
4. Nothing

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Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Netherlands: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (0 - 2) On 21st November 2022 by Priapus69: 5:56pm On Nov 21, 2022
yemmit90:
Senegal attack is dead without Mane, I don't see them winning this match.

They don't have to win, a draw is a very good result.

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TV/Movies / Re: Marvel Cinematic Universe by Priapus69: 4:19pm On Sep 17, 2022
MJBOLT:
Daredevil might show up next episode

The show is still a complete joke nonetheless
Health / Re: Something Is Happening Since I Had Sex by Priapus69: 7:13am On Jul 27, 2022
Oluwashina72:
Something like white discharge has been coming out of my viginal since Sunday and i feel pain anytime I'm about to pee and also have a frequent stomach pain in the night... Can someone please explain what's happening to me? A girl close to me said that!

Go to your local clinic. You likely have Pelvic Inflammatory Disease PID. If untreated or poorly treated, it can lead to scarring of the tubes or even blockage. Do your self a favour and get expert treatment

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Education / Re: FG Committee Recommends ₦ 2 Millions Monthly Pay For Professors by Priapus69: 9:07am On Jul 15, 2022
tony0806:

*MODIFIED*

2,000,000 monthly grin

As at 2019, Nigeria had about 11,877 professors (though this include both those on private and public higher institutions).

That means; monthly, the government will pay 2,000,000 x 11,877 = 23,754,000,000. That's over twenty three billion naira monthly.

As at today, Nigeria produces about 1.2m BPD of crude oil (Our main source of income, excluding mineral resources from the north which I don't know why they don't mention it. Only God knows where that money is going to). Using the official exchange rate of about 414 naira/dollar,
If 1 barrel is about 93 dollars, this becomes 1,200,000 x 93$ = 111,600,000 per day



that's a total income of 111,600,000 x 414 = 46,202,400,000 (Nigeria's income from crude oil).

THEN; 46,202,400,000 x 30 days = 1,386,072,000,000. This is over 1.3 Trillion naira monthly.

Boy o boy, This country is making money.

SUMMARILY, THE GOVERNMENT CAN PAY ASUU COMFORTABLY.


Sure they can. This is just 1.8% of Nigeria's crude oil revenue, not it's total income.
Please remember the recommendation for Education is 10%.
There's still 8.2% to allocate between other staffs income and academic+ infrastructural development.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Priapus69: 1:58pm On Jun 25, 2022
oyaskii:
But the "fully fit" talk is in the air...does a Supe really need to be "fully fit" for any fight? On the basis of "The Boys" universe, isn't it the Compound V that is doing all the work? Just postulating here.

If Soldier Boy was not suffering from PTSD, do you think he would have wasted so much time blasting off his chest Cannon?
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Priapus69: 1:56pm On Jun 25, 2022
DandeNumeruno:


The quotation mark is unnecessary because SB was clearly not at 100%.

They'll probably fight again at some point.


Soldier Boy just blew his load right before that fight, plus the 30years of torture too...
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Priapus69: 12:56pm On Jun 01, 2022
blackiridis:

Decent device.
Fast. (Did speed test with my note 8. Not a fair comparison)
Battery lasts long (i get constant 9hrs SOT with my data always on) charges fast too. (about 1hr 10-15 minutes from 0%)
Media on it is crisp.
Haven't really used the camera that much but i compared it with my Redmi Note 8 as expected better shots on the Poco.
I no longer play Mobile games so can't tell on that department.
I got the 8/256gb variant from Macbeyland.

Alright, thanks.
Any more comments?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Priapus69: 5:59pm On May 31, 2022
What does the house think about POCO M4 pro 4G?
Education / Re: Pls Mathematicians In The House Should Help Me Solve This Equations... It's Urg by Priapus69: 6:05am On May 29, 2022
tetralogyfallot:
1) 2p+2q+3p-8p+4q
Collect like terms
=2p+ 3p+2q+4q-8q
=5p-2q

It's 8p not 8q
TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by Priapus69: 4:31pm On May 12, 2022
"Hope, the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strengths and your greatest weakness"
TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by Priapus69: 4:30pm On May 12, 2022
MartinsOla38:
"I am inevitable"
1. Agent Smith- The Matrix
2. Thanos- Avengers

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Investment / Re: N70k Interest On N30million Fixed Deposit For 1 Month, Does It Worth It? by Priapus69: 9:10pm On May 05, 2022
Open a domiciliary account and change it to dollars.

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Health / Re: "Dead" Woman Bangs On Coffin During Her Funeral To Say She's Alive by Priapus69: 8:54am On May 04, 2022
Langbajiina:
Wow hope she was released?
Try dey read sometimes... E get why

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Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Priapus69: 1:09pm On Apr 09, 2022
I'm looking for redmi 10c TPU case and screen guard. Please quote me.

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