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nedekid:
Them don land. Awon conspiracy theorist. Someone cannot die without one story of fowl play or cover up behind it.

Lifestone:
If hand touch you, you and your people will be crying.This is not fair comment, it's a strategy to demarket these Universities. Like the case of Erisco tomatoes, you will soon be arrested and jailed. I wonder why this thread has not been deleted.market your products and leave other people's business. Why is that so difficult to understand
Babcock is a Church based University which adheres to the tenet of their faith in what they do. As for Covenant University, there are no such rules as you claimed.

CandyOps:
DECLARATIONS.


"I, CandyOps solemnly affirm that I've made up my mind to quit smoking weed"

"I no longer identify as a smoker .. at least for the next 21 Days. From now, I identify as a non-smoker."

That is for 3 weeks.


This is my offer to the universe, myself & the Almighty Creator:
You, Candy never ready to quit. If you really want quit you nogo need all this.

"I, Candy offer to quit smoking weed, loud and marijuana for 3 weeks for the first time in 7 years."

"7 years is not 7 days. Neither is it 7 months nor weeks. So you understand the gravity of my offer and how much this means to me"

"For you said if I ask anything of you and is willing to put in the equivalent exchange value that you'll provide"

"I offer up my addiction to weed." 🙏
"I present you a habit I've been hooked on for almost a decade of my life in exchange for 3 gifts and even more according to your abundance, dear Great Creator."


"I lay down before your altar my short term highs and the unmerited dopamine hits I get when the feeling takes over me. I completely say No to smoking today while I beg you to reward my efforts by:

1. Rejuvenate my lung cells and make them heal from the scars I've put them through already.

2. Whenever I get bored & the urge to roll up some joint takes over me.. direct my mind to hit the gym or get down and give you 30 pushups on the spot, great God.

3. Make we strong to withstand the deadly calls of withdrawals. Direct me to seek mental climax from the works of my hand.

Lead me to the path of redemption where my mental high doesn't rely on Cannabis or THC

... For I know you bless accordingly and you ALWAYS grant me wisdom, knowledge & opportunities whenever I am in tune with you.

Finally... Let help me desensitize my body of porn & THC.. plus other alcoholic poisons so I can become anew mentally, physically and subconsciously...

Give me the strength and fortitude to withstand the waves of nightmares, irritability, anxiety and stress that comes with this cleansing process.

I expect a boost in testestorone, a boost in work productivity, a little body mass gains 💪

Mental clarity and better lung capacity.
The blessings and benefits far outweigh the short term pleasures... Because with the short term pleasures comes long term suffering.


As I go to war with my demons in other to become stronger. Help me not get over my head when the results begins to manifest positively in other areas of my life."

JoGray:
Yam porridge

DavidTariq96:
oga Sidon there dey calculate anoda age wey dey out there de make money...
Oshe Age minister

UdechiHD:
This wonderful gesture should be extended to hate filled sites such as nairaland and not just radio stations.

Sonnobax15:
Are you an abian??

Sonnobax15:
See better governor...unlike that big lip okowa of delta state whose agenda is *operation kill them all with pot holes*..

IamPatriotic:
She dey mad! Bloody murderer, who ask her? I hope she's aware that her husband is currently harassing Ekiti people both physically, mentally and emotionally?

GREATESTPIANIST:
from ur name, your the one that lacks sense, keep scamming ppl, u won't live long, can't u see how frustrated u are, senseless thief

GREATESTPIANIST:
one Yahoo goat spotted, u will shit that money u are stealing, u will see, thief

GREATESTPIANIST:
What is wrong is wrong, I even expect you to concur with me since u are out of it, it looks like u might go BK to it if other things don't work out, just remember my words, it's a cursed money or fortune, u can't live long if u engage in such, and there's no time to blame any government, start working it out....God go surely bless the handwork

GREATESTPIANIST:
If you are reading this, and you are a Yahoo Yahoo or scam guy, or 419 etc , please know that you are doomed for life...... That money u HV stolen or acquired illegitimately, u can't enjoy it, gbagbe......... U are only heaping curses on ur head.....so quit such life, retrace ur steps BK to God and engage in decent work, God will surely bless ur handwork if he sees ur heart

vickyhow:
Spanish is for another mission,which is far from supposed rape bro, i knw itz costly

where i fit qet am?

vickyhow:
Hw u take know
the barney dey form for me !
u knw where i fit qet "spanish fly" too?

vicstar:

• prickgetshoulder
penisinpenisout tops the chart for me •°•

jaybillionaire:
Hahaha ur dp sef depicts it

Jarizod:
Hailings Mr prickgetshoulder

BrooklynTheBully:





Lol, Weyrey

BrooklynTheBully:
1. Prickgetshoulder

2. Fucktoto

3. Madcow1

4. Lastmumu

5. Smellymouth

6. Dîldo....