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As in ehn!!! It's so boring. It took me over a month to watch it to the end cos I was always stopping it to see another movie.. whenever I say the movie is not interesting, my warri pals will flare up oh....

None in Nigeria

Hiploko:
see ur own basket shoe

Wicked somebody

No no no

Let him goan sleep abeg

adeekiti:
MArry dem no go marry na so their life dey be, park reverse go marry dat girl wey u leave ur 2rounds for d body

He's married

kini Itan yen ko wa?
story 4 d gods.

Pr0ton:
Trust me, it's coming soon.

BLOCKBUSTER [quote author=Pr0ton post=29298187]

i don't even know

Pr0ton:
>>>> over the fence

pfffffffffffffff (pronounce as spelt) [quote author=Pr0ton post=29298017]

anywaiz DAT will make a nu trend, Romeo n Juliet died for love, Jack died for love and then the latest, JILTED LOVER KILLED FOR LOVE. buhahaha

Pr0ton:
You won't be caught or go to jail if you do the job very well.

shuuu, am really get scared of nairalanders now ooo. unto which levels na bro

None of them can stand mama peace jare

Hasta la vista baby

Sorry

dozzynet:
Hello Princess, are u for stream 1 or 2?

Stream 2 dear

Anaskie:
Team Rivers state.

Urchbarbie, my sweet sister, please take heart. Taraba isn't dat bad. Oga Kalushaiyke, I hear say Kogi make sense die. U go enjoy d place.
Barrister Priincess, dunno wat I'd say to u sha. Take heart.
CoColav, my dearest friend...ur d boss.

Thanks dear but am happy since our orientation camp is in jos and dey will be giving us automatic redeployment if u want because of d state of emergency dere. #teamamcominghome

lilpayne4u:
sorry but how sure are you?what's your source

I've bin given my call up letter

lilpayne4u:
Please where will batch C 2014 corpers posted to Yobe state have their camp and when is one supposed to go to camp...av been posted there oooo

Ermm I've bin posted 2 yobe, camp starts on 26th in jos.

hawdi:
Lmfao!!!! This got me laughing real hard..almost fell of the rug onto the ground

See me see director general of NYSC na... He should kukuma post me e sambisa so I can meet with shekau on how 2 release the girls

Okay so dat brigade man abi what is his name try for me oooo, out of d 36 states in Nigeria he had 2 post me to YOBE. Wonderful
Brig-Gen Johnson Bamidele Olawumi for second term..... Kontunu the good work. Oloshious fellow
Meanyl am singing in Rihana's voice.
#am coming home /2x tell the world that am coming home#

bastien:
u no see as u white like who dey mortuary! See as u resemble Bance.

If na only me n u dey dis one I go Die in virgin...... I go masturbbbbbbbbbbbbbate Die.





I no say d guy wey dey climb u dey use pilow cover ur face.

Chineke mee oooooooo. wickedness in high places. dats 2 mussh na.

Claroo:
Call up wil be out by Oct 15/16th in skool

Claroo nothing yet ooO and it is getting late.

Claroo:
Congrats ooooo.....18th. Onadeko no try at all

Congrats to u too dear... Dat man should be probed

Anaskie:
My learned friends, Claroo and priincess, did u guys make it?

Thank God I did....... My screening is on 13th and u?

Claroo:
Broda....Nov 25th is a reality oooo

My broda all I can do is to thank God, my screening date is 13th ... As in ehn. What about you?

teeboy4x:
Am I the only one having this feeling that people that paid the 4k and people that did not pay the 4k will meet in mammy by NOVEMBER. Pfffffffffffff

OR

They will separate boys from men...let's watch and see

Boys don't take risk and of which that is what men derive pleasure in...... So please tell me now, where do u fall?
Separate boys from men ko, separation of power ni.

teeboy4x:
Am I the only one having this feeling that those of us that paid the 4k will receive their call-up letter before 25th of this month

Am I the only one having this feeling that those of us that did not pay 4k will receive their call-up letter on or before 28th of this month
OR
Am I the only one having this feeling that people that paid the 4k and people that did not pay the 4k will meet in mammy by NOVEMBER. Pfffffffffffff

Anaskie:
lol. I do dat every nyt to ease d tension. I heard from 5 different dat there was a 65 percent failure rate. My friend in dis April batch said dat d lecturers even told dem in open class.
Right from tym they had been saying it dat tinz wld be differnt in our set, I didn't know they actually meant it. Only God know wat we did to Onadeko dat made him so bitter. A man whose first policy was to slash away 10 mins from d already very little 60 mins.
Anyways, it is well. D Lord is our muscle. Claroo hav u heard any gist?

Oh boy, dis gist will now make me restless, let's just hope God has taken control.

Anaskie:
lol. I was a secret admirer. Its 2 days left to d much anticipated 14th Oct. Have u been hearing dese terrible rumours abt d results?

Awww cool,, talking about results, I didn't hear anything. I was busy checking last year's result thruout last night. Gist me about the rumours please.

Double wahala for dead body