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temitope28:
You need christ badly

Are you sure you can read and understand properly?

Can a Girl Lose Her Virginity Without Sex? .....Yes*** This is a common question in the minds of females, especially the teenage girls. However, the answer to this question is truly Yes and No. The Yes and No answer depends on individual's definition of Virginity. Because the word can mean different thing to different people. Some defines it as never having intercourse with a partner. Which of course, that is the most accurate definition of virginity. If that's your own definition, then, the answer to the question above is "NO". You can't lose your virginity without having sexual intercourse. But some name a girl virgin, until she looses her "Hymen". The hymen is a thin piece of tissue (flesh) that partially covers the opening of the virgx.xxxx It is an elastic skin that could stretch back and forth. Yet, this hymen could tear even without having sex. Therefore, if virginity, to you, means having the hymen unbroken, then a girl can lose her virginity without sexual intercourse. Hymen could be broken due to other practices like: 1. Using a Tampon A girl could cause the hymen to be broken using a tampon. A tampon is a cylindrical mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a feminine hygiene product. It is designed to be easily inserted into the vagixxxx during menstruation and absorb the user's menstrual flow. Some girls like tampons because they find them more comfortable than pads. 2. Playing Sports Some sports like Football and basketball are sports that require a lot of movement and jumping could cause damage to the hymen. Excessive movement may harm girls who are still virgins, possibly causing them to lose their virginity. 3. Horse and Bike Riding This is a sport that has high percentage chance of damaging the hymen. Due to then excessive movement and vibration occurring in this part of the girl's body, she could lose her hymen. 4. Nevertheless, some are born without a hymen

Believe me or not, Girls like this have all been exiled. (extinct)

"JUDGE NOT" . You're a virgin, you masturbate in secret but you condemn unmarried people who have indiscriminate sex.. Why? are you better? . You don't drink alcohol but in your private you smoke all kinds of weed and grass.. How are you better? . . You dress moderately but in your private chats with the opposite sex you send your indecent photos, But you condemn those who act porn for commercial purposes. How are you better? . She wears trouser and skimpy clothes, You wear long skirts like somebody I know, but you lack character.. How are you better? . . He paid for his exams to be written for him, you wrote for yourself with the aid of malpractice, Why should you judge him? . . You're in a relationship, you're not cheating but each time you see a beautiful woman, you claim single.. What are you doing? . . I wrote this and people feel I'm better, why ain't they wrong? . You read this piece and pass judgement on me. But you never know your last days..Who are you to judge? . I have no single right to judge You and The fact still remains that you'll only be wasting your time If you are busy accessing and judging Me or other people around you. . . Never pass judgement on others unless you are perfect yourself. . I've realised that most judgement we pass on others are judgments we deserve if there's a careful evaluation. . Henceforth, Before passing your Little judgements on others Assess yourself properly Because you might be worse than them!

Girl -baby pls i wnt 2 fix my hair, i wnt u 2 giv me sm money 2do it... Boy -baby take this money i knw it's very small but pls manage it (the girl collected it counts it and its #10,000 she took #1500 and returned #8500) Girl -baby #1500 will be ok for me so take this #8500 and use it for somethin good u dnt av 2 start spendin too much on me now, wen we get married u cn think of doin dat DOES THIS KIND OF GAL EXIST?

English Made In Naija 1. If I hear pim. 2. You go hear ween. 3. Have they brought light? 4. The film is sweet. 5. Mummy have come. 6. Have you paid your school fees money? 7. Put the bread inside lylon 8. Oya come and be going. 9. I kukuma no get your time. 10. I go break ur head 11. Take this money hold body 12. Una dey fall my hand 13. Omo, i don hammer 14. You too dey Bleep up 15. Na dis man get mouth pass 16. Yawa don burst 17. Garri sweet die 18. See as hin just dey form like ajebutter If you be correct naija pikin you can add your own for this list. Oya Lets Goooooooooooooo oooooooooo

THE GENEROUS HUSBAND I was in a large hall having a meeting with my colleagues. While the meeting was going on, a phone rang from the point allocated for charging phones. One of us quickly went to answer the call. He activated the speaker; and we could hear the caller's voice clearly. It seems the caller is my colleague's wife. The following conversation ensued between them. CALLER: Hello honey, are you still at the meeting? MAN: Yes. But we are about rounding up. CALLER: Honey, l just came across that designer l told you about last week. Can you believe the amount is just #150,000? I wanted to ask if l can buy it since your ATM is with me. MAN: Sure you can CALLER: Thank you honey. Also honey, they also sell designer shoes. You still have much money in your account. The cost is just #95,000. Can l buy it?. MAN: ofcourse you can! CALLER: Thank you honey! You are such a caring loving darling MAN: that's ok. CALLER: Honey..........., MAN: Yes! CALLER: I dont know how to say this; but do you know that sport car l told you about? MAN: Yes CALLER: Good. Can you believe they have almost sold all of them. Its remaining just one. And it is exactly my favourite colour. The price is just 2.5million. You still have close to 2.7 million in your account. Honey, if we dont buy it now, we wont be able to buy it again. Can l buy it pleasesssssssssss!!!! MAN. Ofcourse you can CALLER: Thank you honey. You are such a wonderful generous darling. MAN: And you are such a wonderful wife He dropped the call and then turned to see all of us staring at him with uttermost surprise. Even my boss couldn't help but to marvel. When he saw the way we were staring at him, he picked the phone and said something that paralysed me. "Please, who is the owner of this phone"? It was then l realise it was my phone. And the caller was my wife. I fainted. When l woke up, the doctor said l have been in coma for seven months. Someone should please advise. How do l deal with this woman?

ForeverYoung197:
thats horrible ending. Why someone must die?

Life is such...
Such is life

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A girlfriend gave a challenge to her boyfriend to live a day without her. No communication at all and said if he passed it, she’ll love him forever. The boyfriend agreed. He never texted nor called his girlfriend for the whole day without knowing, his girlfriend has only 24 hours left because she was dying because of cancer. After a day, he excitedly went to this girlfriend, “ I did it baby” but tears fell as he saw his girlfriend lying in a coffin with a note “You did it baby … now please do it everyday … I love you.” -

The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth.