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Jokes Etc / Re: The Real Nigerian Child by Prime2cute(m): 8:45pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Hahahahahaha. Lmao.
If u ask me, na who i go ask? |
Romance / Re: If You Were asked To collect 1,000 From All Your Ex How Much Will You Get? by Prime2cute(m): 4:25pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
About 5000 |
Romance / Re: Check Out These Funny Pics(just For Laughs) by Prime2cute(m): 9:04am On Jul 01, 2016 |
Hahahahaha... Lmao.
Funny o
kip it up guys |
Romance / Re: Do You Know A Giri Can Lose Her Virginity Without Sex? by Prime2cute(m): 3:58pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
temitope28:Are you sure you can read and understand properly? |
Romance / Do You Know A Giri Can Lose Her Virginity Without Sex? by Prime2cute(m): 3:46pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
Can a Girl Lose Her Virginity
Without Sex?
.....Yes***
This is a common question in the
minds of females, especially the
teenage girls. However, the
answer to this question is truly
Yes and No.
The Yes and No answer depends
on individual's definition of
Virginity. Because the word can
mean different thing to different
people.
Some defines it as never having
intercourse with a partner.
Which of course, that is the most
accurate definition of virginity.
If that's your own definition,
then, the answer to the question
above is
"NO". You can't lose your virginity
without having sexual
intercourse.
But some name a girl virgin, until
she looses her "Hymen".
The hymen is a thin piece of
tissue (flesh) that partially covers
the opening of the virgx.xxxx It
is an elastic skin that could
stretch back and forth. Yet, this
hymen could tear even without
having sex.
Therefore, if virginity, to you,
means having the hymen
unbroken, then a girl can lose
her virginity without sexual
intercourse.
Hymen could be broken due to
other practices like:
1. Using a Tampon
A girl could cause the hymen to
be broken using a tampon.
A tampon is a cylindrical mass of
absorbent material, primarily
used as a feminine hygiene
product. It is designed to be
easily inserted into the vagixxxx
during menstruation and absorb
the user's menstrual flow.
Some girls like tampons because
they find them more comfortable
than pads.
2. Playing Sports
Some sports like Football and
basketball are sports that require
a lot of movement and jumping
could cause damage to the
hymen.
Excessive movement may harm
girls who are still virgins, possibly
causing them to lose their
virginity.
3. Horse and Bike Riding
This is a sport that has high
percentage chance of damaging
the hymen. Due to then excessive
movement and vibration
occurring in this part of the girl's
body, she could lose her hymen.
4. Nevertheless, some are born
without a hymen |
Romance / Re: Does This Kind Of Girl Exist??? by Prime2cute(m): 3:39pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
Believe me or not, Girls like this have all been exiled. (extinct) |
Romance / Judge Not by Prime2cute(m): 3:21pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
"JUDGE NOT"
.
You're a virgin, you masturbate
in secret but you condemn
unmarried people who have
indiscriminate sex.. Why? are you
better?
.
You don't drink alcohol but in
your private you smoke all
kinds of weed and grass.. How
are you better? .
.
You dress moderately but in your
private chats with the
opposite sex you send your
indecent photos, But you
condemn
those who act porn for
commercial purposes. How are
you
better?
.
She wears trouser and skimpy
clothes, You wear long skirts
like somebody I know, but you
lack character.. How are you
better? .
.
He paid for his exams to be
written for him, you wrote for
yourself with the aid of
malpractice, Why should you
judge
him? .
.
You're in a relationship, you're
not cheating but each time you
see a beautiful woman, you claim
single.. What are you
doing? .
.
I wrote this and people feel I'm
better, why ain't they wrong? .
You read this piece and pass
judgement on me. But you never
know your last days..Who are you
to judge? . I have no single
right to judge You and The fact
still remains that you'll only
be wasting your time If you are
busy accessing and judging
Me or other people around you. .
.
Never pass judgement on others
unless you are perfect
yourself. . I've realised that most
judgement we pass on others
are judgments we deserve if
there's a careful evaluation.
.
Henceforth, Before passing your
Little judgements on others
Assess yourself properly Because
you might be worse than
them! |
Romance / Does This Kind Of Girl Exist??? by Prime2cute(m): 3:15pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
Girl -baby pls i wnt 2 fix my
hair, i wnt u 2 giv me sm
money
2do it...
Boy -baby take this money i
knw it's very small but pls
manage it (the girl collected it
counts it and its #10,000 she
took #1500 and returned
#8500)
Girl -baby #1500 will be ok for
me so take this #8500 and use
it for somethin good u dnt av 2
start spendin too much on me
now, wen we get married u cn
think of doin dat
DOES THIS KIND OF GAL EXIST? |
Culture / English Made In Nigeria by Prime2cute(m): 2:30pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
English Made In Naija
1. If I hear pim.
2. You go hear ween.
3. Have they brought light?
4. The film is sweet.
5. Mummy have come. 6. Have
you paid your school fees
money?
7. Put the bread inside lylon
8. Oya come and be going.
9. I kukuma no get your time.
10. I go break ur head
11. Take this money hold body
12. Una dey fall my hand
13. Omo, i don hammer
14. You too dey Bleep up
15. Na dis man get mouth pass
16. Yawa don burst
17. Garri sweet die 18. See as hin
just dey form like ajebutter
If you be correct naija pikin you
can add your own for
this list.
Oya Lets Goooooooooooooo
oooooooooo |
Romance / The Generous Husband by Prime2cute(m): 2:22pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
THE GENEROUS HUSBAND
I was in a large hall having a
meeting with my colleagues.
While the meeting was going on,
a phone rang from the point
allocated for charging phones.
One of us quickly went to
answer the call. He activated the
speaker; and we could hear
the caller's voice clearly. It seems
the caller is my colleague's
wife. The following conversation
ensued between them.
CALLER: Hello honey, are you still
at the meeting?
MAN: Yes. But we are about
rounding up.
CALLER: Honey, l just came across
that designer l told you
about last week. Can you believe
the amount is just
#150,000? I wanted to ask if l
can buy it since your ATM is
with me.
MAN: Sure you can
CALLER: Thank you honey. Also
honey, they also sell designer
shoes. You still have much money
in your account. The cost
is just
#95,000. Can l buy it?.
MAN: ofcourse you can!
CALLER: Thank you honey! You
are such a caring loving
darling
MAN: that's ok.
CALLER: Honey...........,
MAN: Yes!
CALLER: I dont know how to say
this; but do you know that
sport car l told you about?
MAN: Yes
CALLER: Good. Can you believe
they have almost sold all of
them. Its remaining just one. And
it is exactly my favourite
colour. The price is just
2.5million. You still have close to
2.7
million in your account. Honey, if
we dont buy it now, we wont
be able to buy it again. Can l buy
it pleasesssssssssss!!!!
MAN. Ofcourse you can
CALLER: Thank you honey. You
are such a wonderful
generous darling.
MAN: And you are such a
wonderful wife
He dropped the call and then
turned to see all of us staring at
him with uttermost surprise.
Even my boss couldn't help but
to marvel.
When he saw the way we were
staring at him, he picked the
phone and said something that
paralysed me.
"Please, who is the owner of this
phone"?
It was then l realise it was my
phone. And the caller was my
wife. I fainted. When l woke up,
the doctor said l have been in
coma for seven months.
Someone should please advise.
How do l deal with this
woman? |
Romance / Re: It's Time For A Love Story by Prime2cute(m): 2:09pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Romance / This Is How Ladies Treat Guys On The Social Media by Prime2cute(m): 12:14pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Kelvin: hye
Barbie: no reply
Kelvin: hye
Barbie: no reply
Kelvin: hi
Barbie: no reply
Kelvin: i
Barbie: i
Kelvin: hw u doing?
Barbie: no reply
Kelvin: xup
Barbie: no reply
Kelvin: k
This is how ladies do treat guys
on social networks. Y?... I need
answers |
Romance / It's Time For A Love Story by Prime2cute(m): 11:45am On Jun 29, 2016 |
A girlfriend gave a challenge
to her boyfriend to
live a day without her. No
communication at all
and said if he passed it, she’ll
love him forever.
The boyfriend agreed. He
never texted nor called
his girlfriend for the whole
day without knowing,
his girlfriend has only 24
hours left because she
was dying because of cancer.
After a day, he
excitedly went to this
girlfriend, “ I did it baby” but
tears fell as he saw his
girlfriend lying in a coffin
with a note “You did it baby
… now please do it
everyday … I love you.” - |
Politics / Most Dangerous Liars by Prime2cute(m): 11:34am On Jun 29, 2016 |
The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth. |
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