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It was a friday nite in UI, my friend femi came around with his 5 series BMW, so four of us drove to a club (koko-dome)enough efizy se ass chicks surround us na. I was feeling so cool. Along d line some1 got femi angry so he stepped out, as an omo boy I was inside rocking one chick and chiking her @ d same time I even told her dat I wud drop her with my car. After d partty naw na so I and my oda guys go outside hoping to cruise on d 5 serie, imagine femi done go house and non of us had a penny OMG!! D babe was like so where did u park? I just looked @ her with shame and told her dat my friend just drove out with a chick dat she shud find her way. I and my friends sleep for club until 7am before we started walking back to campus. Shame kill us as people way see us leave with d series kon see us dey trek come back.

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I can nt stop tellin u guys ds..I miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform&den we match to our classrooms,
U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit, okin biscuit Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it "lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pak ­­o Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar.
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• Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money,when groundnut was 5kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police and thief
• D days of mama & papa play
• days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,change ƔU̶̲̥̅̊я style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau!
•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering
•those days when rubber band was stock exchange
•days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks& choco milo advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if its not coming out
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then national anthem before they resumeprogram @ 4pm • D days were basket sandals,simbi nd Bata sandalswere d best
•Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv has come. No more old fun.
I'm really proud to have experiencedall this. If u r nt smiling it means u were nt born in my generation.

if you still remember some events you could add dem up.... Tales by moonlight, Doctor Woo,stand still...

NAIRALAND FOR SURE

OMG!! This one broke my heart...i was @ stanbic IBTC Shoprite Branch in surulere, The cashier asked me to sit and wait for a moment, as i sat a very young looking lady greeted me and i answered as normal after a while she came close and whispered " good morning sir, sorry for disturbing you, i will be having a job interview tomorrow in portharcourt and have come to withdraw everything i have in my account, sir please i wud need 700naira to make up my transport fare please i beg u help me" u need to see her pitiful face... i had just 1k with me so i gave it to her out of pity she den brought a balance of 200naira, i den asked for the 100naira balance she said she does not have change den i asked her to give me 400naira den, she was like ok ok ok i think i have 100 naira, she den gave me a balance of 300naira(imagine). The nxt day on my way to the mall i saw dis same girl at first bank making the same move. i was so pissed. i fall mugu.

I totally disagree, 98% of men snoop on dere GF because dey somuch love dem and dnt wanna loose her to some fast guys out dere. If u are a gurl and ur bobo does nt check on u one way or d oda, pls ask him some questions cos dere might be a smallie out dere wey dey tidy am pass u.

Mine was Island and knife.

Pastor WF Kumuyi and Pastor Lazarus Muoka preaches more of the truth which is salvation and rapture. forget all about this motivational and prosperity preachers. capiche.

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An oil worker in his early 40s AMAEWHULE hail from Rumuukalagbor a village in the heart of PH just close to NDDC tower (headquarter) whose proposed church wedding in PH was cancelled due to alleged complication is believed to have walked up 8floor of the nearby federal secretariat and jumped. after about 15seconds his heavily build body crashed head wards on the concrete floor and blood oozed.
by the time medical workers from the university of PH rushed to the scene to help the man had died. police spoke person identified the man as GOODLUCK AMAEWHULE.

His terrible death has however been drowned in the sad tale of the ALUU $ killing, but pieces of information which may now be available to the police has shown that AMAEWHULE had moved from one marriage crisis to another in the past 1 year. close family source had hinted that the deceased had even spoken of death as an option a day before the plunge.
his proposed wedding to his heartthrob scheduled for Oct 13 had been cancelled by the chhurch becos a pregnant lady had emerged to the demand for marriage.the man was said to have admitted culpability too.

His young wife who hailed from Ogbakiri in Emohua local council area of the state died in may 2011after child birth in circumstances that still baffles both family and church. most sources described her as quiet and homely, full of deference to ani1 her senior. the mother of the late wife allegedly came 2months ago and swept away the 2 children now that another woman was to take over.

Soon, it was gathered, another woman from the late wife's hometown of ogbakiri emerged, demanding to be the one to be joined in the wedlock with Amaewhule.the man was to have the lady aside for settlement even promising 2million naira and a 400k apartment but the lady allegedly insisted on marriage or nothing.

As this was going on, the parents of the late wife dragged the man to the welfare department of police and demanded for financial allowances for the upkeep of the two children. he allegedly signed a monthly financial undertaking for peace to reign so he could conclude his wedding.

soon after the bubble seemed to burst when the pregnant woman emerged, settlement failed, and his wedding cancelled. HE WAS SAID TO HAVE MURMURED TO A PARTICULAR NEIGHBOUR THAT HE DID NOT EVEN KNOW HOW HIS =N= 300.000.00 PER MONTH INCOME WAS GOING TO SOLVE ALL THE PROBLEM ON HIS HAND LET ALONE THE ONE MONEY CUD NOT SOLVE. it was at that point that he uttered the word DEATH as an option. the person who heard it took it as a joke and dismissed. the man became moody aall through that day, thye next day a man jumped from 8th floor and ended in a morgue.

the church, which tried to intervene in the midst of the crisis has allegedly washed its hands off the matter and even asked members to steer clear, describing the victim as a bad example. the police said investigation is on top gear.

Sure i do snoop on her phone.... it has nothing to do with privacy except she is hiding something from you. my fiancee had to change her password so i wont be able to access her facebook account , aniwayz i lost a bit of trust as soon as i noticed that. Still loves her though.

like seriously is dat supposed to be a joke? you a so stupid funny.

Wow... we all lie but it depends on the level of lie. I actually lied a compulsory lie sometime last year to my gurlfriend. i swapped my phone wit her not knowing that there were some information that i forgot to delete... unforunately for me she saw it and sent a heart breaking text to me that she was DISSAPOINTED, Like seriously fear grip me for office but i had to keep the relationship going by telling a big lie....that it wasnt me.
However, i told her the truth after some weeks ... atimes one needs to lie. but truth sure pass. Annie pls dont lie to me sha.

I feel ur pain dear, life is a Battle, Uve got to fight it. well u actually made a big mistake, lets call that "a learning process" my candid advice is to move on, neva let it get u down. This dude once loved u but with time and distance d love began to fade. I wont expect u to go begging him anymore, but i assure u that dis dude is surely going to come back and beg you. If he eventually comes back i would advice u to tell him to give u time to fink about it.if u r ok with dat good for u. wish u all the best.

this is goin to go a long way to help me, cos i fall into some of them.
thank u a great deal and God bless u.

amosy007:

ABEG O WHAT DO U CALL UR NAME SELF, DEY SHUDNT SHOOT @ SIGHT COS MY BABE DEY DAT SCHOOL O, ABI GOD ONE PUNISH YOU

IM NOT SURPRISED AT ALL.... HE IS A CONFIRM MEMBER OF ILLUMINATIC SO WHAT DO U EXPECT. I ONLY FEEL FOR HIS FOLLOWERS. BULLSHIT.

GOD WILL JUDGE YOU.

I RECENTLY PROPOSED TO HER.... IT WAS PRIVATE AND ONE OF HER BEST MOMENTS... WE WHERE AT LOGGERHEAD SOMETIME LASTWEEK, I WAS SO ANGRY AND SHE WAS FEELING GUILTY, SO SHE CALLED ME THE NXT MORNING THAT SHE WANTED TO SEE ME , SHE CHOSE A MEETING PLACE Debonairs Pizza surulere. WE ACTUALLY MET DERE AND SHE WAS SOAKED IN TEARS AND BEGGING ME TO FORGIVE HER, DAT I SHUD REMEMBER WE PROMISED TO HAVE KIDS, SHE LOVES ME, HER LIFE IS EMPTY WITHOUT ME BLABLABLA..... THE NEXT THING SHE SAW WAS A RING FROM ME AND I ASKED HER, WOULD U MARRY ME? OMG!! SEE PLENTY TEARS EVEN ME SELF TRIP FOR THE WHOLE THING. .... YES I WILL SHE SAID IN TEARS AND SMILES... THANK YA.

I AM VERY SURE THAT THE MERCEDES IS NOT THE 2008-2012 MODEL, MAYBE ITS ONE OF THIS REGULAR MERCEDES 230. I WISH U ALL THE BEST ANYWAY....KEEP TURNING DEM DOWN UNTIL U GET TO 28 DEN U WILL KNOW WHATSUP.

i doubt if the fifth building is residential.... thats my favourite, so a wonderful piece i see dere.

"We can even go to war for one Nigerian, if he is unfairly treated"

Shut up David Mark.... How many times have Nigerians been killed oot there? and uve got the guts to open ur dirty mouth to say u can even go to War... Rubbish!!!

would David mark tell me dat his hands are clean, God will surely Judge you for ignoring ur fellow citizens.

Trending right now on twitter is the death of University of Lagos Vice-Chancellor, Professor Adetokunbo Babatunde Sofoluwe. Although the full details about the death is not yet known, it is reported that he slept and didn’t wake up.Details to come later

Trending right now on twitter is the death of University of Lagos Vice-Chancellor, Professor Adetokunbo Babatunde Sofoluwe. Although the full details about the death is not yet known, it is reported that he slept and didn’t wake up.Details to come later