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AM SORY.......WELCOME BACK CONTUNIE......

(still in tex) To deliver ur various assignment, pls remember to bring with u a Syrings and needle for drawing ur blood every 20minute.
NOTE(warning) Remember that you must not come a minute late or a minute eailer, Because the Lucyffa will be there him self to officiate the ceremoney, am Expecting you thanks.
But incase you are not ready to join, phase send me back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hours.
Akwa ibom man waiting..........5 minute later he got an Sms text saying, sir pls send me another 2 Millon Naira for me am Insterested.
Wow the Akwa ibom fainted instantly, few minute later he Recieve another Sms Massage of 2 Millon Naira credited.
Out of fair the person return the 2 Millon Naira to him, the Akwa ibom man saw that his money has return back to him, he was happy again, he vow not to do such a mistake again in his life.........
QUESTION:if you where the person will you return back the money to him......pls say the truth......

AKWA IBOM SENCE

An akwa Ibom mistakely sent 2 Millon Naira to a wrong account number(Via mobile phone transfer).He thought of what to do, so as to stop the person from withDrawing the money and he came up with this idea.
He sent a Massage to the persons phone saying"hello dark and worthy initiation, i hope u all have receive the money i sent to u,
Note that its for Ur enternal initiation order of Glorious Transformation into the kingdom of Ogboni Ulter which will take place midnight tomoro.
The money is only for ur transport, i will send u more for Ur Shopping and order things u need, there are riches awaiting u in this kingdom.
Two weeks after the initiation, a family members very close to ur heart will die in a misterous circumstance and another two weeks after, the next person close to ur heart again will die, mine u this death will unlock ur ticket to wealth ability to fly at night to any part of the world and also change to all kinds of animals u like.
...................TO BE CONTUNIE.........

No am nt

Nice

Thanks alot

I thought of doing.palm estate

Fraction,action

Me, i kiss my mother before i die?
answer:marches

Tks

Me Is pass+ion=passion

if i steal nativedoctor tin will i die

Hahaha...._Ok thanks

Hahaha ok chat me on fb ok

When i grow up, i want be a police station so dat i can arrest criminal.

my friend also said dat he want to be a hospital and mutuary so he can attain to patient.

now to u,what will u like to be when u grow up,pls dont spoil the joke.

I was in the class when my english teacher came to give us oral test.

teacher:today is oral test.

student(me):wow ahh

teacher:what is the opposite of stand?

student(me):up

teacher:next qus,what is the opposite of sory?

student(me):?? Thinking.......

guys pls this my teacher will kill me if i dont ansa da question.pls what is the opposite of "sorry" so i can tell him pls thanks........

She no well

I went to a church on friday program, So as we where in the church Praying, our Pastor said that what Belong to Ur Nerbours belong to u, i was so happy and excited becos as a new tanant there, i thought my nergbours av beautiful properties,after da prayer i went strenght to my nerhbours house happily, i found dat he is a rituarist,and other nerbours is a nativedoctor, (me) all da prayer i made was amen.now NL what should i do........

U ar making a point.

I mean a girl,hw can u knw truely she luv u

How can u find true love in a relationship?, pls i need ur advise n ur opinion.

Let me ask my boss,da price n size ok

Ok i can see

Yes i need heip

Kino boy pls i need ur help

I pray the lord will heal u amen

Am a new member in this nairaland,so pls help me,i want to use this medium to tks each n every one member that are here may the good lord bles u all amem.also am an upcoming artise am looking for help and i knw by the special grace of god i wil locate my helper in this NL. For more Info about my music stuff contact me:08148278402 :DAm a new member in this nairaland,so pls help me,i want to use this medium to tks each n every one member that are here may the good lord bles u all amem.also am an upcoming artise am looking for help and i knw by the special grace of god i wil locate my helper in this NL. For more Info about my music stuff contact me:08148278402