For me in my mind.. I was speaking fluent English to her,but in the real sense I was stuttering to even say thank you.. when she walked up to me to say , hey I kinda like u.

chai...light in the tunnel

oga fixed game no allow make I invoke those rats to chop that slip o...

orisa37:
I like it for economic reason.
But these are chemical weapons and may damage other things.
All we need is ak47 to combat the Rats.

me I have said my own o...
I don't want to hear the legislature,
saying the will be budgeting money for anything, cat no cost.
why self, I thought asokoro rats behalf them self, why are the now causing harm..
Abi the sent them from Ekiti.

Mr President Sir,

Nobody should come and tell us that they spent N200m for Rat eradication at the Presidential Office.

Rat poison is: N100 for rat bomb, N200 for Kill and Dry , N350 for Rat Roundup and N400 for Otapiapia. And if all that fail, dem dey sell 2 wild Ajaokuta pussycat, Male and Female N500 for Wuse market and they guarantee your money back if you even smell any Rat after 24 hours of lodging them in-house.
Hmmmnnnn..

I have said my own ooo !���

Some things are not just rational eg 1. Using generator in PHCN office. 2. The Chairman of okada union using SUV 3. The chief executive of tecno using an i phone. 4. The CEO of innoson using a range rover 5. The president of Nigeria residing in London.
*Am just joking* �����

They got fake bums,fake bra add ups,fake hair, virtually fake everything..
What's really wrong with this my generation ehh biko..
Before you know now in Nigeria ,your female celebs will start wearing, then all them girls will copy..

[quote author=Lewaluv post=59160201]I like ur look.[/quote
..OK thanks.

My Son must play football.

Neymar Sold for £198million

Neymar wage breakdown…

- £650K a week

- £92,860 a day

- £3869 an hour

- £64.50 a minute

- £1.10 per second.
Which doctor don earn that kind money?

This is how i will be teaching my son his ABC's

A for Attack
B for Back pass
C for Crossing
D for Dribbling
E for Emirate
F for Foul
G for Goal
H for Header
I for interception
J for jogging
K for keeper
L for linesman
M for marking
N for nodding
O for offside
P for penalty
Q for quacking
R for referee
S for scoring
T for team
In fact, I no dey write again.
Make i go find him size for boot and jersey keep. From d day dey born am, he go begin train.
I don dey reason d name sef

Neymarchukwu

Chironaldo

Messibuzor

Or even pogbanazo

........................
He must play football

Shikina !!

#Copied

mean while am here...you no invite me dee Ohakim (ekirri)

Lewaluv:
Damn is that u in d pic?

yeah...why ask?

Amarabae:
Rich Guys don't bargain much. They pay the cash.

baby boo.. can I price you,

edidiongmichael:
Do check here for all the informations you need to know about entertainment industry in Nigeria.. www.em360.com.ng

but you don c d agba swag

DOUBLEWAHALA:
princedmaiyer: bae wassup
olosho: nothing bad so how r u?
princedmaiyer: just dey ooo' u dey avaliable?
olosho: ehey?
princedmaiyer; how much for a night?
olosho: 8k
princedmaiyer: jesus!!!!! what if I wan carry you go?
olosho: which 1 u want "jesus" or u wan carry me go or a night?
princedmaiyer; hahahaha I want a night
olosho: 8k naa
princedmaiyer: I know no wetin to talk now
olosho: talk now make I no c ur bear bear do u comb it?
princedmaiyer; hahahaha ok wat if I give u 5 card
olosho: u mean 5 thousand?
princedmaiyer; nooooo axin 5h and I no go tay
olosho; mtchew see ur d!ckhead abegy shift
princedmaiyer: c des 1 u get luck say I even price u 5h wit ur smellin toto 4 dat mata kamon gararahere

lol..can't do dat na

[quote author=Jostico post=59121930]Aba Gucci fall on you [/quote bend down select fall on u..

their daddy!!!

RadicallyBlunt:
No mind those market women. I no know which law talk say man no dey price

dem don yab you were you de price before..

RadicallyBlunt:
No mind those market women. I no know which law talk say man no dey price

dem don tab you were you de price before..

Have u ever been so broke and then yo girlfriend visits. U decide to buy her a drink.... U go 2 the shop with two bottles, buy one Fanta and fill the sprite bottle with water so that u may keep her company as she enjoys yo last coin. And when u get back to the house she says "Baby serve me sprite its my favorite" . My brother u will feel the symptoms of ebola*

dingbang:
No na.. U for dey there dey form hushpuppi...
U go wreck for this recession....

hahaha.. but when u don go buy 1 kind shoe...de man go say 6k,then still ask u to price.
If I come start de price dem go de vex say I price 3k o.

see for me if you tell me it is 1k i will start pricing from 500 o, sometimes the seller will provoke and start saying see the way you the price like woman, as you fresh finish you the price.
And i will be like for this recession, make I form.

stancydg:


To add to your contribution
150mm for internal partition walls(non load bearing)
225mm for external and load bearing walls.
Standard dimension for stairs: Risers-150mm, Threads-300mm. The width of the staircase itself will be determined by the architects design choices and ratio of available space. But shouldn't be less than1800mm, so that to and fro can at least be 3ft each.

Windows width - from 1200mm room, 600mm toilet
Door width - from 900mm depending on use, 750mm can go for toilet but no longer in vogue.
Room sizes - Standard is 3000mm X 4000mm, although minimum of 2800mm X 3000mm where space needs to be managed. But of course, you can go as large as the client demands. Cheers.

God bless you bro ...
can a roof plan exceed 3000mm.

klark3:

Are u a student of architecture, building or civil engineering?

I studied urban and Regional planning....
I haven't been practicing for a while now, so I have forgotten some measurements in building plan...

What is the dimensions in drawing a staircase, doors,windows. and when can some one use 150 or 225 in drawing the walls in a house plan. what is the real actual measurements in a bedroom dimensions.. please help me out.

no problem

This is LIVE and you can see the pictures.. The pastor gives people in his church Snake's to eat a life and all kind of weird things.
He says he had to come to Prophet T.B Joshua to deliver him because he thought what he was doing was right..

‘SNAKE PASTOR’ GIVES PUBLIC CONFESSION:

Pictures showing Pastor Penuel Mnguni, popularly known as the ‘Snake Pastor’, feeding snakes to his members in South Africa as a purported demonstration of God’s power went viral across the globe, making headlines in newspapers and online media worldwide. However, Pastor Mnguni of the ‘End Time Disciples Ministries’, did not stop there. He went further by driving a car over some of his members, feeding parts of a live rat to congregants, locking another in a deep freezer for over thirty minutes and causing yet more to strip off their clothes during his wild church services. Pastor Mnguni was arrested for his activities and faced backlash from both human and animal rights groups but despite the global outrage sparked by his actions, he vowed to continue unperturbed.
Thus, when Pastor Mnguni somberly came forward during The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) service, it was a shock to many. Penuel told the congregation that he had read certain Scriptures such as Mark 16:17-18 which led him to believe he could feed his congregants with strange items to prove the power of God. However, he admitted that after discovering Emmanuel TV and beginning to listen to Prophet T.B. Joshua’s teachings, he realised his activities were “not Scriptural”. He therefore requested for prayers from Prophet T.B. Joshua for deliverance from the spirit that pushed him to engage in such bizarre, inhumane actions.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1492739370846834&id=103470916440360

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Happy Sunday Nairalanders.. let's keep it coming. what is the sermon today? and which church are you?

To be sincere a friend of mine asked me this question ...What is the Tourist attraction in my community or Street..
I later asked my friends same question ,1 said his communities tourist attraction is the flooded streets, the 2 said its the Shrine by their street, while the 3rd said its the fallen NEPA wires on the street road.
For me the Tourist attraction in my community is the big pot hole on the road which your gonna mistake to be s big lake.
oya my fellow Nairalanders , tell us what Tourist attraction you have in your Streets.